Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji, D.Gray-Man, Alex Rider, Code Geass, and Young Justice.
hihihihihi! i'm hyper! now that i finnaly have some ideas of my own i'm gonna start typing again!! typing up all these stories of course could give me writers cramp. oh well. thank you for taking the time to look at my page!
You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF SEVERUS SNAPE...
...A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor...
...without all that red and gold crap...
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF FRED WEASLEY...
...Who fought bravely to the very end...
...And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half...
...And will loyally await his best mate and brother...
...with many jokes...
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF DOBBY...
...Who was more free and full of love...
...than any other elf, and most humans.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF REMUS J. LUPIN...
...the last real Marauder...
...who was not just a wonderful father...
...an incredible husband and brave hero...
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF NYMPHADORA TONKS...
...who died for 'the greater good'...
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALASTOR 'MAD-EYE' MOODY...
...who's motto 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' kept him alive...
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF COLIN CREEVEY...
...who we really didn't know too well...
...but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war...
...so he must've done something good...
...besides stalking Harry.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF HEDWIG...
...Harry's first actual friend...
...who lived and died soaring.
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF VOLDEMORT...
..who was heartless and evil...
..but the most badass villain the world has seen in awhile..
..who seemed to think a one year old was threatening him...
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF CEDRIC DIGGORY...
..who died for being at the wrong place at the wrong time..
..and who shall forever be the spirit of what Hufflepuff stood for..
...IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE...
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing..
..IN REMEMBRANCE OF BELLATRIX LESTRANGE..
..batshit crazy, not to mention totally heartless..
..but she makes a pretty incredible villain..
..her laughing would sound amazing when you think about it..
..IN REMEMBRANCE OF LILY AND JAMES POTTER..
..who seemed to be enemies in school..
..but then they end up married..
..and they died protecting their son from a lunatic that felt a one year was threatening him..
..IN REMEMBRANCE OF SIRIUS BLACK..
..who was considered a mass-murderer..
..and was pretty reckless..
..you know, I can't think of anything else to say..
..Sirius Black lived and died doing what he said he would do..
..for his friends...
..also, died by drapery, his friends are laughing with him at it now...
..IN REMEMBRANCE OF PETER PETTIGREW..
..who was worthless and pathetic...
..proof that not all Gryffindors were good..
..and definitely deserved to die...
..but definitely didn't die painfully enough..
IN REMEMBRANCE OF EVERY GOOD PERSON WHO DIED
..they are on the next great adventure..
..and their names written down in history as the bravest people known..
IN REMEMBRANCE OF GELLERT GRINDELWALD
..who died lying to Voldemort's face..
..and tried to make up past mistakes, we think..
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes.
Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Probably
.Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Duh
What’s Hermione’s? Jean
What’s Ron’s? Bilius
What’s Harry’s? James
What’s Ginny’s? Molly
Have You Seen All The Movies? Yep
Read All The Books? Many, many times (started reading them in year 1, still re-read them to this day. It really annoys my dad!)
What Do You Think Of JKR? Legend
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (TabbyKins-4 hours), (GoldenPhoenix864-6 hours),(SeeSea17- 1 day and a half)
If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile
Your instincts has its advantages all the time...
This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
f you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.
im the kind of girl...
I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar. Or their math.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...If you believe in the God, and his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
*A Real Boyfriend*
It will change a lot of things u thought u new!
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she says it's over
When she re posts this bulletin
When she says "want me to call you back?"
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go
- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
-Kiss her in the pouriing rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend
Advice for guys
When she acts shy...
When she runs away from you...
When she puts her face near yours...
When she kicks and punches you...
When she is silent...
When she ignores you...
When she pulls away...
When you see her at her worst...
When she screams at you...
When you see her walking...
When she's scared...
When she looks like somethings the matter...
While she holds your hand...
- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
THE NAME IS ALLEN WALKER! yes allen we know that.
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.
Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!
tell the truth and RUN FOR IT
If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something
you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
education is important, but school is another matter
I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
When in doubt, make up words
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up
Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.
When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN
Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about
If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED
I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it
I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly
RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.
Things that changes color:
this one makes me sad
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
I'm: young enough to get away with it, old enough to know not to do it, and crazy enough to do it anyway.
I do the impossible because you said I couldn't.
YOU WILL FALL FOR IT
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Things to do (the ones in bold i have done!)
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their sweet time:
1.. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9.. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!'
(And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!
THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DANG! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!
13. oh my god nico is so cute in this book gather around people.
14. then i just put the scalpel in the..oh! did you see the Picture of my daughter she just turned two last week... look.
My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You actually are A.D.H.D.
these are funny
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost
"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up"
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I single-handedly destroyed the whole school computer network! I feel so accomplished! - James C.
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Andrazuria, Trouble For First Degree Hell, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight, SeeSea17
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU.
If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (both of us)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative.
If you immediately associate Larry the Cable Guy with Mater the Tow Truck, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, whose butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.
How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
"The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution."- Dumbledore, page 298, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." -- Fred and George Weasley, page 210, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt." -- Fred Weasley, page 89, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -- Hermione, page 400, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have" -- Hermione, page 459, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!" -- Fleur Delacour, page 623, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"--Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?" -- Dumbledore, page 723, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" --Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end." --Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts" --Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena
"In learning you will teach, in teaching you will learn." --Son of Man, Tarzan
"You are the right guy to lead. Automatically making you the right person to explain this mess to BatMan!" --Dick Grayson (Robin1), Young Justice
"What's the point Hermione?! We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!" --Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Movie
Question One: Did you always know of Severus Snape's loyalty to Albus Dumbledore against Lord Voldemort?
I don't mean to brag, but I always had some sort of inkling that Snape wasn't truly evil. It was way too obvious, like in those murder mysteries when you have someone who is just the scapegoat, everyone thinks that they are the murderer, when the murderer is really the person no one suspects. I realize that Snape is a little bit of a jerk, but when you find out what he has been through, I feel that it justifies his behavior
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH!
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My life mottos!
If you haven't looked at me funny yet, then not I'm doing it right. It doesn't matter what I'm doing, apparently I'm not doing it right!
Hiliarousness is what I think I am. Insanity is what everybody else sees.
When my best friend falls, its hilarious. When my phone falls, its the begining of WWIII.
The Sky is Blue, the Night is Black. You'll be both if you don't get back.
NightWing is dark blue and black. You'll look like him if you don't shut up.
I don't like stupid people or people who think I'm weak. You're both.
Just because my hair is blond, I wear glasses, and I'm not overly tall; does that mean I'm a weakling that can't protect herself? Oh really, is that how you see it? *kicks bully in the face and then steps back as BFF wails on him* I don't need to look intimidating you moron, I just need to be able to kick your arse.
--By SeeSea 17
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