I am a kid who has a stronger sense of imagination than normal people. I like delving into every single issue in the whole world, I like breaking rules, I like pranking, and I despise Arithmancy (aka MATH). I'm a loud-mouthed girl who has delusions of self-grandeur and likes over-exaggerating herself. Thank you.

Favorite Pairings:

Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore (Optimus Maximus! hehe)

Rolanda Hooch and Severus Snape

Jack Sparrow and Angelica Teach

Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia

Juvia Lockser and Gray Fullbuster

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Sadie Kane and Anubis

Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley

William Turner and Elizabeth Swann

Momoko Akatsutsumi and Brick

Boomer and Miyako Gotokuji

Kaoru Matsubara and Butch

Most Favorite FairyTail Plots:

Lucy gets replaced by Lisanna just Natsu realizes he loves Lucy

Gray (finally!) confessing that he loves Juvia

Lucy ran away from FairyTail and comes back with her and Natsu's child

Juvia has to choose between Gray and Lyon

Most Favorite Harry Potter Plots:

All Minerva and Albus stories

Dramatic Hermione and Severus

Humorous Rolanda and Severus

Next Gen goes back in time, preferably OotP

The Stupid Test!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door.
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it ( I do this a lot.)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

Favos!!!

Weasley?

Ginny

Character, Overall?

Tonks

Female character

Minerva McGonagall

Male Charcter?

Sirius Black (*fangirl scream*)

Group Of Characters?

Fred and George

Adult?

Molly Weasley (BTW, thanks for killing Bellatrix)

Professor?

Minerva McGonagall (XD)

Ship?

MM/AD

Spell?

Silencio. Handy for my class.

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs (I worship/love/adore chocolate!!!)

Place?

Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?

Both. They're practically the same!

Product?

Extendable Ears!

Shop?

HONEYDUKES!!!

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy the Ministry Prat.

Character, Overall?

Bellatrix Lestrange

Female?

Dolores Jane Umbridge, aka Umbitch, The Frog-Lady

Male?

Riddle

Adult?

Riddle. Puh-lease.

Student?

Marietta Edgecombe

Spell?

Any spell related to Divination.

Book?

Goblet of Fire or Half-Blood Prince.

Ship?

Anything that's slash.

Sweet?

Bertie Bott's

Death Eater?

Bellatrix.

Shop?

Borgin and Burkes

Place?

Riddle Manor

Professor?

Umbitch.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

YES!

Harry/Hermione?

Uh huh.

Harry/Ginny?

OH YES!

Harry/Luna?

Maybe...

Harry/Pansy?

I'm gonna vomit...

Ron/Lavander?

vomits in bathroom*

Ron/Luna?

o_O

Ron/Pansy?

You kidding me, right?

Ron/Fleur?

One word: Bill. Nuh uh.

Hermione/Krum?

vomits once more*

Hermione/Draco?

In the name of my best friend: yes.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

No friggin' way.

James/Lily?

Of course.

Lily/Snape?

Hmm, and become Harry's Dad?

Lily/Sirius?

Are you friggin' serious?!

Lily/Lupin?

Shut up.

Tonks/Lupin?

My second most favorite pairing EVAH!!!

Draco/Pansy?

What about Astoria?

Fred/Angelina?

Sure!

Bill/Fleur?

Of course.

Harry/Cho?

Only HPGW 4ever.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Ron.

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Slughorn.

Fred or George?

Both. Oh please!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna, I guess.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

NO.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Bring out the FireWhiskey!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Hogsmeade.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees!

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Neither. One's gossip, other's lies. Quibbler.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Which Barty Crouch? Either way, Neither.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindors forever and EVAH!!!!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Yeah.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

No.

A Movie?

NO.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yeah, about a certain dog and that guy who's got a crush on me.

Been To A Fansite?

Yeah.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Of course!

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yes.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Minerva McGonagall during school play. They say she fits me...

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yeah.

What was it?

Why does everyone think that Dumbledore is a manipulative old guy? Ok, end of DH, but still...I hate those, and I have a theory about that.

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?

No.

Did it/ Does it work?

NO.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yeah. Look up 10 lines.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Yeah!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

Yeah, but even though, no way.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Almost everyone here noticed it, dude.

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

No. Potters always go for redheads.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

No duh.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

What do you call this?

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Whose profile is this again?

What site?

Isn't it obvious?

Do you write fanfiction?

Yeah.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Would I be wasting time here if I don't?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

No. But just in case, I'd like a Chocolate Frog.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

No, not even a fake tshirt.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Whuut?

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

Dude, look up.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Minerva McGonagall. Oh yeah!

Do You Agree With This?

YES!!!

What Are They?

Wha-?

Do you object to being Called By them?

You mean being accepted into Hogwarts? YES!

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Shrug. Don't care.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Um, no.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

I don't have one!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Not really.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

I'm not obsessed.(*cough-hypocrite-cough*)

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

If just to meet the Staff, Oh yeah.

Have you re-read the books?

Yes.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Nah.

Have You Had An RP Party?

Not really.

Do You Want To?

No.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

Not yet.

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No!

Do You Want To?

No, dude.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

It's over a long time ago.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I think so.

Are You Going To Write One?

Nah, dude. Got more on my mind.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Hell yeah.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Think so, but then again, I've never met her but even though Harry portrays BAD, well, you never know...so YES you are.

Stories:

Determination

FairyTail fanfic, complete, Juvia-centric

Out of the Sky

Harry Potter fanfic, in-progress, Sorry if its in temporary hiatus, I've just hit a major writer's block...

After All That Happened

Stranger Than Fiction fanfic, complete, Harold-centric

My profile is ridiculously long!!! But true...

This segment is a tribute to one of the best fics I've ever read. Cookies to whoever knows this fic, and the author, this is so awesome!

That old man! He was as ruthless as Voldemort! Okay, so maybe Dumbledore's goals were not evil but did the ends justify the means? And, for Merlin's sake, who died and appointed him king? Dumbledore seemed to think that he, and he alone, knew what was best for everyone. Well, he was wrong! He didn't know what was best for Harry and neither did the healers!