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Neemphadourah Tawncks
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since: 01-04-03, id: 320844
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello everyone and welcome to Mel's wonderful biography written by yours truly, Megg! (*coughtakealoookatmypage mangomelody ordieahorribledeathcough*)

Mel's a great girl who is home schooled and has a crazy mother that had stolen her computer about an hour and a half ago. Luckily she has it back so she can prod me into typing this up for her!

She has a dog and a frog, and they both rhyme, but not with me. I don't rhyme. Nothing rhymes with Megan, and that makes me SAD! Mel doesn’t make me sad though! Mel is cheerful and happy and likes Harry Potter. With. An. Insane. Passion.

But I don't mind because we're crazy Harry Potter lovers together!

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One day in a mass bout of rage, Mel killed the spy ware attacking my AIM name and in the process died an honorable death. She shall be missed.

(Note from Mel: PAGAN MEGAN!)

(Another Note from Mel: I *had* to change my name. I'm sorry, but Tonks is my homegal!) 
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1. Random One Chaptered Story of Death reviews
This is a story about some plot bunnies. And Harry Potter. And ... That's all I have, folks. Sorry. One-Shot. Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-04 - Complete
2. Someone Was Bored During Homeschooling! reviews
This story is undescribale! Just read it before I sick the daydream sharks on ya!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-04 - Albus D.
3. Hogwarts Hell reviews
As usual, Neville ruins a potion. However, the consequence is much more extreme than detention; it's the swapped bodies of Ronald Weasley and Draco Malfoy! What happens, and how are they to heal? You'll just have to read now, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-04 - Ron W. & Draco M.
4. Midnight Perversions Starring Draco Malfoy » reviews
It's midnight, and you are listening to Hogwarts Radio. Draco Malfoy is an evil boy with a sexy sneer. Wait. NO, I AM NOT LUCIUS! LET ME GO! I JUST WANT TO SEE MY PRECIOUS BOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-04 - Published: 1-5-04 - Draco M.
5. Hermione's New Job » reviews
In her sixth year, Hermione is extremely short on Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. Her new job of choice? Well, you'll just have to read then, won't you? coughhighendwhorecough
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 10-18-03 - Hermione G.
6. The Makeover » reviews
During a summer holiday, Hermione realises that her looks would never attract a good guy. Read her amazing (and funny) journey of her makeover to get the attention of the mystery guy of her dreams, and then review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-21-03 - Published: 8-13-03 - Hermione G.
7. Hogwarts Middle School » reviews
Hamari Thomas wakes up one day to go to her first day of eighth grade. When she gets there, something majorly wierd is going on, and she is the only one who seems to notice. What's wierd, you ask? I dunno, maybe the fact that all her teachers are Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-6-03
8. Hyper Hogwartians » reviews
Two Hogwartians with mild ADHD get their own show on Hogwarts T.V.. What crazy trouble will ensue!!! * Eppie 3 Up*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-03 - Published: 6-19-03
9. The New Kid » reviews
Hogwarts is a great school with really smart teachers and respecting students. That is, until an american named Melony arrives, ruining the place with her down-to-earth view on things. Will everyone be able to retain their sanity? ***Episode Ten Up***
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 1-9-03
10. WNN Wizard's News Network » reviews
Welcome to WNN, we will keep you updated on everything happening in the wizarding world. We want to warn those with heart problems that the wizarding world is very strange, so don't read if you have heart problems. *Chapter Four Up*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 1-23-03
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