| AJ Wonkette |
Author has written 20 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Shrek, Misc. Movies, Edward Scissorhands, King Kong, Pirates of the Caribbean, Xiaolin Showdown, iCarly, and Star Trek: 2009. My name's AJ...or Adrienne Jane if you like. Which I don't. I'm a homeschooled graduate (yay me!) and working my way through college, except without the work. I got fired for scribbling down a bit of a story while sitting at a desk waiting for children to come up and talk to me and using "Work time and materials" improperly, so they booted my butt out of there with "Insubordination" stamped on. So, if you haven't figured it out, I'm slightly nuts about writing. While my work here is sporadic, I do tend to go on obsessive rushes, in which time I'll shoot out a few one-shots and every so often I'll attempt to devour a full-length fic, but I stopped promising the finished product ages ago...my obsessions are firey and burn through quick...by the time all the readers are thoroughly engrossed, i'm usually struggling to maintain an interest in said subject. But never fear, I often return to my subjects, such as my Edward Scissorhands fic, which I left alone for a whole year and am now preparing to finish (hopefully...it might go dormant again for a while...). So enjoy my ficlets, keep an eye to my full-lengths, and as always, do enjoy my work! I appreciate it so! | |||||||||||
1. The EmpathMinor plot adjustment. What if it had not been a pep talk from his father that had set Spock straight? What if it had been the work of a young woman who could see emotion? Spock/Uhura implied—no worries.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Published: 6-18-09 - Spock - Complete2. Crayons reviewsThe two of them are like crayons, strange, misunderstood, but beautiful. And left to their own devices, what sort of picture will they create? SpamiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-15-08 - Complete3. Blue Fairy » reviewsthe greatest wishes have been granted by one simple thing: Belief. And for one man with scissors for hands, belief is just what the doctor ordered. CHAPTER SEVEN: Newfound feelings bloom, an intruder is delt with, and Edward makes a new sculpture.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 10-6-054. Pentagram » reviewsA tale of twists, turns, choices, broken Spirits, and Children growing up. Jackcentric 5th dragon fic. You know you love it. Ch 6 FINALLY up: A Date and Clay Gets Pissed Off!Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 11-9-06 - Jack & Kimiko5. Failure reviewsJack Spicer, Boy Genius by day, but when the lights go out, what is he but a stupid kid with a pair of fifty cent goggles playing pretend? JackCentric emo one shot. edited for random stuffXiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-27-06 - Jack & Omi - Complete6. Truth reviewsOmi finally learns the truth about his past, about his origin, and about himself. OneshotXiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-24-06 - Omi - Complete7. Tragedy reviewsA story most beautiful and sad about a man most ugly and horrible. But once, yes, once he was handsome…Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-4-06 - Complete8. Take Two reviewsWhen Anne walks past Carl as Jack leads her to the boats...this is how the scene played in my head before it actually happened.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-06 - Complete9. The Twelve Pains of Slaying reviewsKinda self explanatory, isn’t it? You know, Twelve Days of Christmas, Twelve Pains of Christmas, Twelve pains of Slaying. See?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-05 - Complete10. The Phantom's Lament reviewsIt was a happy, romantic ending. Happy and romantic for everyone but Erik. These are Eriks' thoughts on the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera. This is Erik’s Lament.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-6-0511. Pirate reviewsWhat went on during that drastic yet brief VERY brief transformation of Steve the Pirate to Steve the Guy? Why was he under the belief he was a pirate in the first place? Where’d he manage to get that awesome haircut? This is my 5AM induced idea of it.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0512. Charming reviewsSo, at the end, the last time we see Charming, he was whisked off by Doris, though I highly doubt he stayed for long. And you know Shrek wasn’t about to just let that guy walk away. This is the fate of Prince CharmingShrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-0513. Paper Faces reviewsWe saw how it all ended...lovers walking away hand-in-hand, phantoms disappering through secret doors and such. Now those involved with the Opera House Incident reflect upon it.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-0514. Believe reviewsOn Christmas Eve two people meet who haven't seen each other for seven years. She thinks he stopped loving her. He's given up hope. All they have to do, however, is Believe. DGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-04 - Draco M. & Ginny W.15. Christmas Eve reviewsOne dark, snowy Christmas Eve, one man, okay, one lycanthrope sits alone in a nearly empty bar and thinks about the past, future, and life itself. It’s not until he meets a mysterious old man that he really receives a Merry Christmas Post OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-7-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.16. Every New Beginning reviewsA re-post of this post-Not Fade Away fic. The rewrite is MUCH better. Lemee see: Spike, Angel, End of world, people die, Weird, surreal bit, Doyle, Shanshu, PTB make an appearance, Much Rejoicing. Poets. Yup. That about does it. R&R, if you don't mind.Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-04 - Spike & Angel17. Tic reviewsMerry and Pippin pull off their best prank yet while teaching the Fellowship their favorite nonexistant past-time.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-26-04 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.18. Forever reviewsA depressing little ficlet about Spike and Angel at the end of everything. Written before the finale. BS & BA, so everyone should be happy.Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-26-04 - Spike & Angel19. I'll Be Home For Christmas » reviewsMagic is at its best on Christmas Eve. Hope reigns, happiness glows brightest, and wishes are granted. The wishes of children, of men and women, even the wishes of Vampires and Slayers. Post Chosen, plus post Destiny in AtS. BS. Other pairings are explainBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,117 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-24-03 - Published: 12-13-03 - Spike & Buffy S.20. On The Back porch reviewsA sad, sweet conversation between Spike and Buffy. Grab your kleenexes and R&R!!! ;)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-03 - Buffy S. & Spike