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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Enchanted Forest, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Incredibles. I have done something very, very stupid, which is try to write an epic Harry Potter fanfiction (Wet Carpets)... First of all, each one of the chapters is like, fifteen frikkin pages long on Word, and secondly, nobody likes it except my friends (possibly because there are like four million other fanfictions outthere) and THIRDLY, I have so many ideas for the plot that I'm probably going to screw something up very soon. For those who actually read this, yes, someone is going to die at the end. Yay angst! Later: I deleted all my recommendations because Shea read one of the ones I never finished reading and shesaid it was very very bad. o0 So. Here'sa warning. I haven't finished all of my faves. If they're evil or sickening at the end, I'm probably blameless. One of these days I'll go through and clean them up a bit, ok? | |||||||
1. The College Years of Wizardry: Wet Carpets » reviewsOnce rid of Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves given to the care of three madcap college professors, barely out of Hogwarts themselves... and discover the one secret that Dumbledore neglected to tell them...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 5-27-042. Moving In reviewsFluffy little one-shot. You know how Edna tells Helen to call her? And how the Parrs are relocating? And how the robot was on national news? ...You do see where this is going, right?Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-13-05 - Complete3. E and I reviewsAllison Rouen was the newest American model; prim, pretty, and a pain in the ass as far as her designer Edna was concerned. But when Ally finds out about some of E's "incredible" customers, things begin to change...Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-054. The Farthest From Home I've Ever Been reviewsAn overused storyline, yay! Frodo and Sam are back in the Shire, and try to pick up their normal lives again. Sam decides a baby will solve the problems of the universe, and Frodo finds himself alone for the very first time. FSLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-04 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.5. Home Is Behind reviewsI am a twisted person ;) this is my little AF spin on the scene in ROTK where Pippin sings (God he is sooo cute!). Set during book 1, Holly’s capture causes her despair and Artemis is a softy – flash forward to the Arctic Incident...Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-22-036. The Rail Of Time » reviewsI was a physician college student when it happened – I messed around with the laws of reality with my own motives. NOT a Mary-Sue, just Frodo Baggins and Jack Sparrow cooped up with a lunatic. LOTRPOTCPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-19-03 - Published: 10-26-037. Wizardly Gifts reviewsI awoke last night to a strange situation... what would you have done? MY interpretation of the ROTK trailer. Thank you Gandalf, I’ll love you forever! :-D –COMPLETE-Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-03 - Complete8. Artemis Fowl: The Return of the Kin » reviewsThe long awaited sequel to the Cousin's Conspiracy. When the cousins take a summer vacation to Ireland, they find that the People's direst enemy is loose, and that the elves of the ages must unite, including Middle-Earth's... After EC.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 9-28-03 - Published: 1-12-039. Darkened Crystals reviewsDragons are losing grips with humanity. The Enchanted Forest is slowly becoming evil. And it’s all because of Cherli, who is definitely not a dragon’s princess. Nope. She’s a femme wizard... in the bosom of the Mountains of Morning.Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-0310. Sketches reviewsWho said dark lords can’t own wizards? Before he’s banished, Morgoth fashions a dread creation. Essatay, a teleporting woman with a rather strange staff, has finally arrived to make Arda into hell. . . but she’s gonna do it in style!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-0311. As My Heart Remembers reviewsLegolas hires a streetwise girl to rid him of his fangirls. Their amusing attempts evolve into friendship and an unusual coupling... *COMPLETE* listen this is incredibly stupid sugarhighness, but my muse died, so....Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-24-03 - Complete12. Hazel Eyes reviewsSet after Eternity Code: Artemis visits a childhood haunt at sunset and finds himself calling for someone he never met... or does he just not remember her?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-7-0313. Castle Of Destiny reviewsTansy is off to Hogwarts with Ruby and Sean. Everything seems to be perfect until a plague sweeps magical animals, leaving one person in all nature to fight the disease. Can Tansy put aside her envy and help her little sister save the day?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-0314. The Chronicals of Frodo reviewsFrodo Baggins used to only worry about why the bloody hell he had invited Sam to Bilbo's party. And what is with the jewelry around here?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-03 - Frodo B.15. Artemis Fowl: The Cousin's Conspiracy » reviewsArtemis Fowl. Middle Earth. Bad combination. Especially when two hobbit-obsessive, ANNOYING girls come along for the ride. Rated for a little swearing. Tiny bit of mush. VERY FUNNY! (COMPLETE) written before EC came outArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,142 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 1-11-03 - Published: 1-5-03 - Complete
