Hey everyone! I'm Zeina and I am a HUGE fan of 'That 70s' Show' .

I'm pretty new here, as you can see, but I hope I'll still be able to give you guys joy!

I'm not very familiar with the actual writing side of Fanfiction, but I've been writing for a while and now I'm ready to take it to the Internet.

If you could help me out a little bit with getting around FanFiction.net, I would love you. A lot.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PIANO PLAYER IF:

1.When you see the national speed limit sign (UK) and think of tremolos.

2. When you hear pieces of music and picture words.

3. Your fingers move to what's playing on the radio, even if you aren't paying any attention.

4. You avoid volleyball, basketball, and any other ball because you're freaked out about injuring a finger

5. You have ever slept under a grand piano or sitting on the piano bench with your head on the keys.

6. American Idol gives you a migraine.

7. You can't walk past a piano without playing it.

8. You pick up the sound of a piano on every commercial and TV show that has it.

9. Before going on a trip, you give your piano a hug.

10. You are turned on by the sight of pianos.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GUITARIST IF:

You have calluses on your fingers for life
1.You tie your shoes up with high gauge strings
2.You go through more strings than boyfriends
3.Your dad comes home and says he dented the fender and you immediately go and check your Strat
4.You can play “Stairway to Heaven” on any stringed instrument
5.You like to figure out TV show themes just to kill time
6.You stopped playing a song because of a mistake that no one else noticed
7.You take more than one guitar on a 3 day vacation
8.No matter where you are, you’re within 5 inches from a tray of picks
9.You remember you guitar’s birthday and forget your mom’s
10.There is always somebody knocking on your bedroom door telling you to keep it down
11.People are concerned when they see you without your instrument
12.You are more worried about breaking a finger than breaking a leg
13.You may not have cash in your wallet, but you always have picks
14.You missed two meals in a row trying to “tab out” a song
15.You have a shrine to Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Van Halen, and Randy Rhodes in your basement
16.You spend more time with your guitar than your family
17.You pull out more picks than change from your pocket
18.You see a band and you just think "I'm so much better than this guy, why didn't they hire me?"
19.You see a band and go to the stage just to see what guitars, effects, and amps the band is using
20.You go to bed and take your guitar and play it until you literally start sleeping on the guitar
21.You are reading this list with a guitar on your knee

My favorite couples:

Hyde and Jackie (FOREVER)

Donna and Eric

Occasional Donna and Hyde (they seep chemistry)

Red and Kitty (FOREVER)

BEST TV CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (and why)

#5: Kitty Forman:

She's badass. Nothing else to say.

#4: Fez

Fez ultimately made the show. His humor and pervertedness really set the show for what it was. In the end though, Fez probably is the most thankful person and has the most love for his friends on the show, besides Kitty Forman. In the long run, although he need help keeping his hands AWAY from himself (if you know what I mean) he would probably risk his lives for his friends.

#3: Jackie Burkhart

Jackie really grew in her character. Starting off as a shallow brat, she learned how to love, especially when reality hit her and she was left by her parents. In the long run, Jackie grew smarter and began to realize that being pretty wouldn't get her places by itself. As Jackie learned, she became a vital part of 'That '70s Show' and actually gave good advice.

#2: Red Forman

Red Forman is TOUGH. If anyone rubs him the wrong way, they can expect a threat for his foot up their ass in a unique way every time. But on the inside, Red Forman is a softie, and although he act like he hates them, he can't live without the six kids living in his basement. And did anyone ever notice that he never really lives up to his threats of putting his foot up anyone's ass?

# 1:Steven Hyde:

He's not number one because I have a crush on him. Steven Hyde was beautifully done in 'That '70s Show'. As the show progressed, the writers did a fantastic job of gradually progressing him too. Starting off as someone who wanted to be left alone, Steven Hyde gradually grew in morals and was shown by the end of the series to appreciate friendships and relationships more than materialistic and worldly possessions. Although he still tried to act like he didn't care about anyone, his character really grew, and the viewers could see that. It brings shivers down my spine to see how much he's grown. He is also probably the smartest and most clever in the group.

My Ideas of Slash:

I don't do slash. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, whatever. One of my best friends is gay, and I love him to death. However, because it's already hard to make a couple out of two people that have never been together on the show, it's even harder to make a gay couple. Just my thoughts :)

THE (few) THINGS I HATE ABOUT FANFICTION:

Repost if you agree:

#4. It takes a long time to get to the log in page.

I don't know if it's just me or not, but i'm pretty sure it's not. I want to hurry up ad get to the wondrful website. I am not a patient person. I don't like it!

#3. If you have a rated M story, a lot of people won't see it:

There's some really great stories out there!

#2. You have to accept the guidelines every week!:

Really? Really? None of us read the thing anyway!!!!!

#1. The stupid security code...EVERY TIME.

Dear fanfiction,

If we were robots, I doubt the first thing we would do is say "Hey! Let's go write a story on Fanfiction!" Besides, I'd be too distracted having fun with all the buttons.

My favorite musicians/bands:

Kelly Clarkson

Led Zeppelin

The Beatles

The Rolling Stones

Nirvana

Eminem

John Lennon

Kiss

Justin Timberlake

Green Day

Aerosmith

Michael Jackson

Kanye West

Black Sabbath

Metallica

2Pac

Jay-Z

RUN DMC

Elton John

Cheap Trick

Pearl Jam

Guns 'N Roses

AC/DC

The Who

Pink Floyd

Eric Clapton

Queen

Madonna

AND SO MANY MORE! I love all kinds of music, except I don't really like country that much, just some. I live for music :)

About me:

I'm from Michigan! I love That '70s Show, it's the most beautiful show ever made. It's funny, but at the same time genius.

I have a MAJOR crush on Danny Masterson, but mostly just Steven Hyde.

I love people! I'm proud to say I'm a very nice person. I get along well with everyone!

I like to see the beautiful in all people.

Kurt Cobain:

My absolute hero. Nirvana is one of my favorite bands, and Kurt Cobain was an absolute genius. He was a beautiful disaster, and I miss him. I even have a HUGE crush on him, which is weird since he's in a grave. I don't know if he was murdered or committed suicide or whatever. All I know is that if someone killed him, I will find you. One of these days I'll post a Fanfic for him, since there are NONE on this site. He's my hero

"Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all."

You brilliant little masterpiece :)

BEST EMINEM QUOTES:

Eminem is great. I don't care what anyone says. He's a genius and his lyrics makes sense, Either that or they make you giggle :)

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that."

"You have enemies? Good, that means you've stood up for something in you're life"

"Famous people. Famous people are overdosing at alarming rates and -- that almost sounded like a commercial. Wow."

"Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful."

"I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth."

"I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want."

BEST QUOTES FROM 'THAT '70s SHOW':

Bob: Hey, there kids, where've you two been?

Donna: God, Dad, can't we be gone for a minute without you making all sorts of accusations? I mean, God, it was just a minute!

Eric: To be fair, Donna, it was a little more than a minute.

Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now I love you!

Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?

Hyde: Jackie. I love you.

Donna: Ooh, it's kinda cold.

Eric: Here, take my jacket.

Donna: I love you.

Eric: God, we are such a... perfect couple.

Jackie: I'm cold, too.

Kelso: Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather!

Kelso: I just saw a UFO!

Hyde: Oh, my God! What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are!

Kelso: Don't touch that! It's breast milk!

Fez: Breast milk... from real breasts? [looks at Donna's chest] What don't they do?

Eric: Donna, I think I know how to be subtle.

Eric: MOMMY, MOMMY, DONNA MIGHT BE PREGNANT!

Fez: Um... I am a painter from a foreign country, and this is my gift to America!

Police: Get off the water tower!

Fez: [raises his arms] People of America, I give you "Genitals in the Sky"!

Kitty: What's wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?

Kelso: Yes! I was!

Kitty: [shocked]

Kelso: And before you everybody had the good grace NOT to mention it!

Hyde: “Look Kelso, I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? And that pretty much beats our third grade pact. And I’m sorry, but I want to be with her.”

Red: Eric, let me tell you a little story. When I was a boy, there was a ballet dancer, and all the other kids made fun of him.

Red: But years later, when he came back to town, he had achieved his dream-he was a dancer with the New York City Ballet.

Red: And you know what happened?

Eric: You learned a little lesson about judging people unfairly, huh?

Red: No, a bunch of guys got together and beat the crap out of him.

Hyde: So Forman, ramble on, keep on keeping on, but most of all, my friend, rock on.

Thanks for welcoming me to the Fanfic world! *