Author has written 25 stories for I'm in the Band, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fantastic 4, Hunger Games, iCarly, Pair of Kings, Aliens in the Attic, Tron, Victorious, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Mission: Impossible, Big Bang Theory, Ironman, Step Up, Real Steel, National Treasure, Grown Ups, 2010, Lab Rats, 2012, Three Musketeers, and Avengers.

I am the most detailed, obsessive, and dedicated writer when it comes to my stories. I freak out when someone loses my writing. I stay writing. i lose my mind if I am not able to write for one day. I may sound crazy but I don't write for fun, I take my writing seriously and I hope that you enjoy my stories. And I will be very thankful if you read my ridonculously long profile. Cheddah Cheese Y'all!

Author's Note: Guys I'm hiatusing the following stories for about a month or two: Cooling The Torch, Gamer Boy, iLike Gibby, Secrets, Cat's Twin,The Assistant(yes, I know I just started this) and The Prince & Me. I'm sorry. It's just that I'm a bit overwhelmed.

ALL FANS OF ANY OF MY STORIES PLEASE LISTEN UP!: My laptop is broken and I cant update for a long while until it is fixed. I will try to update whenever I can! Thanks guys!

My all time favorite actors are: Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Rupert Grint, Josh Hutcherson, Dwanye Johnson, James and Oliver Phelps, Rob Schneider, and David Spade.

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I love the movie Grown Ups

I play the flute

I love to read and write

I am a total Gleek

I don't care what most people think of me

I love milkshakes

I'm learning Italian

I am hyper and almost always perky

I am a writer and always will be.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PERCY JACKSON PWNZ

Copy on your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Sword Fighting Arena, No questions asked.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Either Nico Or Luke. Maybe Leo.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Probably Thalia or Annabeth. IDK ^^;

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

I honestly don't hate too many characters. Spread the Love, not the hate!*shot*

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Um... I'll get back to you on that XD

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

I love Zoe, Bianca, and Silena. AND THEY'RE ALL DEAD ;_;

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Artemis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Have him take out RipTide to prove it's him.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Thalia and my IRL BFF DarkAngel382. Look her up. She's epic :D

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy. He can control water. Think about it.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

0_o What the fuuu-*takes out sword and stabs him in the gut*

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

PerceBeth, durr. Thalia/Luke somewhat... LeoPiper

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Hades-who the crap is this kid?

Zeus-Isn't she another one of Athena's...?

Posiden-But her hair...

Me-Um, Hello?! I'm right here!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

As a half-blood? CAPTURE THE FLAG, BABY!

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Error. Error. Can not compute. Love all of PJatO. Shut. Down...

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

" Now if she had invented pizza. That I could understand."

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

"I HATE YOU!"-Nico to Percy. Proof they don't love each other. Take that, yaoi fans :P

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment

"You did well, for a man"-Artimis to Percy

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

"I just want some dam french fries"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Zoe-I need to see the dam snack bar

Grover-The "dam snack bar"?

Up to "I just... I just wanna buy a dam t-shirt!"

Everyone but Zoe-ROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why Boys Shouldn't Cheat
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

GOD IS LOVE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

I love my beta reader 8symmeytry8

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC,.so I must be dirty. (Hispanic people are cool)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETERIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Im sXe , so I MUST be an ugly Bible worshiping nerd.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I sit with my back straight and chew with my mouth closed, I MUST be posh and stuck up.

I'm OCD so I MUST point out every single little thing that's WRONG and make people fix it.

I copied and pasted this into my profile, so I MUST have no life.

I want child abuse to stop! And if you ,do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me he throws me,

Against the hard wall

I fall hard to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Copy/Paste if you love meat to much to ever become a vegetarian

Copy/Paste if you think bacon is the most brilliant of the meats

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

SAVE THE NARWHALES THEY ARE THE CLOSEST THINGS WE'VE GOT TO UNICORNS (got that from someother unicorn lover's profile) 8)

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My writing guru is lilo5010, my writing buddy is Darkangel382, and my anime freak is Eil-Tan.

When you say Team Edward, I say Team Peeta

When you say JBeibs, I say JHutcherson

When you say, "Go Edward and Jacob!", I say,"Go Peeta and Gale!"

You say Volturi, and I say the Capitol

You get the point, I like the Hunger Games better than Twilight!

Here is a list of movies that absolutely rule!

1.Prince of Persia

2.Bandslam(The 5 is silent)

3. Fantastic 4

4. Grownups!(I like Voss! TEE-HEE!)

5. HSM(IT'S CATCHY! I AM SORRY!)

6. Big Mommas

7. Spy Kids(Every single movie, brings me joy!)

8. Zookeeper

9.Mall Cop

10. Drake & Josh Go Hollywood!

I kinda wanna write some more stories so g2g!

Deuces,

Miss Purple