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| JooseBoxx |
Author has written 42 stories for Glee. Name: Joose Age: upwards of twenty Location: United Kingdom What does this mean: This means that I am a UK resident -thus a UK speller- who has a lot of free time and far too much of a sadistic streak for it to be utterly comfortable. I stick mostly to the angst side of things, although it usually ends in a Hurt/Comfort scenario, I believe strongly in content and spoiler warnings. Unless a story is marked IN-PROGRESS it is a one-shot, although some have the promise of a second-part or sequel. Please note ratings! They are there for a reason. Also; I like rabbits. White and black ones. With twitchy noses. | |||||
1. All You Know and How You Speak reviewsAfter having sex with Shelby, Puck realises what a huge mistake he's made and ends up on Rachel's doorstep. Not season 3 compliant.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-12 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete2. Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket » reviewsAfter their first Nationals, the original New Directions party it up during the summer. 'Spin the Bottle' leads to all kinds of trouble for certain people. Heavy feature of Puckurt, Quittana and mixed pairs. Rating for sexual content. Three Parts.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete3. In Good Health and Good Time » reviewsA car crash puts Puck in the hospital, killing his mother and grandmother. Mr. Puckerman is called while Puck lies in the hospital. A reunion that results in shocking revelations, surprising revelations and a completely new family. 3 part BigBang entry.Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-17-12 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete4. My Brother's Keeper reviewsSarah has rules for her cell phone and Noah usually follow those rules too. But when he texts her in class, and tells her there's a shooter at his school, Sarah's pretty sure the rules don't apply here. Warning; high school shooting, no character death.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-13-12 - Puck & Quinn F. - Complete5. The Grass is Always Greener » reviewsSomehow, Quinn and Puck somehow end up in each others bodies. It's not as fun as it sounds either. This is now how they planned to spend senior year. Bodyswap! Crack! QuickGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,025 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 12-21-11 - Puck & Quinn F.6. Every Car You Chase reviewsPuck looks to 'fix' Rachel after a break up with Finn. It has some surprising results. "Can we try us again?" Rating for Puck's language. Prompt fill.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-12 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete7. Through Thick and Thin reviewsFinn's away with mono when Puck comes in sporting an impressive wound. The truth doesn't hit until Finn's back with a clue-by-four. Angst prompt; references abuse Finn, Quinn, Puck friendship.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-11 - Puck & Finn H. - Complete8. Heading for a Meltdown reviewsPuck answers Kurt's phone during glee one afternoon. And so launches Santana and Puck's quest to find the mystery caller. Season 1. Warning for homophobic slurs. Pre-slash.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-3-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete9. What Am I Waiting For reviewsPuck had a big confession prepared for Kurt on the night of Regionals in their junior year. But Kurt's non-confession sort of ruined that. So Puck was pregnant, and it was Kurt's, but Kurt was with Blaine. Puck didn't expect the drama that followed.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-29-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete10. Do You Feel Me Now reviewsOn a car journey back from a performance, Quinn is in Puck's lap. It's not exactly a smooth ride. Kink prompt. Rating for content. Public sex.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-27-11 - Puck & Quinn F. - Complete11. Touch Me and I Come Alive reviewsPuck and Santana bang at a party, with the glee club in the room. Kink prompt. Rating for content. Exhibitionism.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-11 - Puck & Santana L. - Complete12. Drunken Snuggles Can Lead to Threesomes reviewsAfter Rachel's party, Puck's far too drunk to go home to his ma, Mike offers his place to crash. Puck's grateful. Mike/Puck/Tina threesome. Rating for content. Spoilers for 2.16 Blame it On the Alcohol.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-24-11 - Puck & Mike C. - Complete13. Beautiful in every single way reviewsFinn tells her she's beautiful. Noah makes her feel it. Spoilers for Born This Way. Mature.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-11-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete14. Books and Their Covers » reviewsDomestic!Puckerman household. Kurt has to stop by the Puckerman residence to work on a Glee project with Puck. Just looking at the house is foreboding enough, but what if appearances aren't everything? Kurt discovers that there's so much more to Puck.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-3-11 - Published: 10-21-11 - Puck & Kurt H.15. Ain't Nobody Else Gonna Make it Right reviewsFinn doesn't believe a man can be raped by a woman. Puck doesn't contribute to the discussion because he's scared that if he opens his mouth, he'll break down in tears. Candid talk of rape, mentioned sexual assault of a minor. Prompt fill.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-11 - Puck & Finn H. - Complete16. Best Friends Before Losers reviewsWhen Mr Schue kicked Santana out of Glee, he didn't just lose one member. He lost two. Spoilers for 3.01. Santana and Puck friendship.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-1-11 - Puck & Santana L. - Complete17. Looking for Heaven for the Devil in Me reviewsPuck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason not to. Contains mentioned suicide attempt and self-harm.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-28-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete18. Almost but Not Quite Really » reviewsBurt meets Mrs Puckerman instead of Carole. Sparks fly. Now Kurt has to deal with Puck living with him. Except Puck and Noah aren't really the same person. Season One AU; fluff prompt. Multi Parter.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-24-11 - Published: 9-19-11 - Puck & Kurt H.19. Darkest Before the Dawn reviewsWhen Puck's mother walks out half way through his junior year, Noah finds himself responsible for his sister, himself and keeping up the pretence. Things don't always work out that way. Prompt response.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-21-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete20. It's Not What You Say reviewsPuck secretly writes the school newspaper advice column. He's convinced high school shouldn't be this dramatic. Puckurt meme prompt. Contains depictions of a stalker situation, mentions of self-harm and abuse not main characters .Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 10-13-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete21. I Need Something More reviewsIt starts with a 'Round Robin' of truth and snowballs. Puck isn't sure when his life turned into an episode of Sweet Valley High. Mentions of child abuse of a sexual nature. Anonymous prompt response.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-6-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete22. It's Okay to Say You've Got a Weak Spot reviewsSome kid losing it at school sends everything into chaos. Puck has just one priority; get Becky safe. Angst meme prompt, depicts school shooting. Gen.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-11 - Puck & Becky J. - Complete23. Not Just the Light reviewsPuck has this habit of just pushing himself, even when he maybe shouldn't. Angst meme prompt. Gen.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-11 - Puck - Complete24. Papa Was a Rollin' Stone reviewsPuck's Dad dies, the club tries to get him to open up while he claims he's fine. Kurt finds out he's not really. Minor character death.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-26-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete25. Mine Before and Mine Again reviewsCarole had a second son, but he was kidnapped while a baby. One day, the police tell her they've found him. Only sitting there, it's Noah Puckerman. Angst meme prompt.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-21-11 - Carole H. & Puck - Complete26. I'll Be the One to Protect You reviewsKurt's been unaware of the attention he's gotten from two men, but they have a gift to present to him. It's not the type of gift anyone really asks for. DARK content. Rated for abuse, torture and violence. Mentioned rape. Mild Puckurt.Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-11 - Puck & Kurt H.27. The Hidden Depths of Noah Puckerman reviewsThe Puckzilla has hidden depths: New Directions are a little surprised to discover them. Fluff meme prompt. Gen. Rated for language.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-11 - Puck - Complete28. Adventure Times is Epic reviewsKurt and Finn are left in charge of five children. They don't cope well. Enter Noah Puckerman, who has mad babysitting skills. Fluff meme prompt. Gen.Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete29. Dream a Little Dream of Me reviewsRachel really is a little psychic. Enough that when she dreams of Noah dying, she knows it's a message. She just doesn't expect it to be a repeat message. Mentions character death, no actual character death.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-15-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete30. Who Makes You Feel reviewsUnable to use his fists to get Karofsky off Kurt's case, Puck goes to other measures to keep Kurt at McKinley. Warning for semi-prostitution, light bondage. Rating for content.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-14-11 - Puck & D. Karofsky - Complete31. Fight a Good Fight reviewsPuck wears a 'FCKH8' campaign shirt to school. Things happen. Pro-Gay Rights campaign, featured Puckurt and Brittana. Mentioned homophobia.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-14-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete32. Of Sex and Waffles » reviewsKurt and Finn have bonded as brothers and now they're trying something new. Puck spends the night and the brothers DP him in Kurt's bed. Progressing relations -Kurt/Puck/Finn, Kurt/Puck, Finn/Puck, Karofsky/Puck. Spoilers through season 2. Note Rating!Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,526 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 9-4-11 - Puck & Kurt H.33. Best of a Bad Thing reviewsPuck gets knocked up and won't tell anyone who the other father is. The gleeks play 'guess the baby daddy.' Kurt suggests that they figure out when the baby was conceived and realise it was when Puck was in juvie. Suddenly, it's not funny. Mpreg, rape.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-9-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete34. These Scars You Carry reviewsKurt knew when he started dating Puck that his dad would end up doing the overprotective "hurt my son and I'll come after you with a shotgun" speech, but saying it to Puck? Worst thing to do. Depicts school shooting, panic attack and child death.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete35. Pyramid Scheme reviewsBeiste meets Ken Tanaka when he comes back to see his old team. What's strange is Puck, Finn, and Mike don't go near him, Artie has his wheelchair in between them and Tanaka and Sam just looks confused. Mentioned abuse.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-11 - Puck - Complete36. Did I Disappoint You reviewsMrs Puckerman does the unthinkable, but Noah's the one picking up the pieces, with a little help. Contains death of a minor, attempted murder and survivors guilt. Angst prompt. Puckleberry.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-7-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete37. The Sum of Their Mistake reviewsPuck never went to juvie. He was in rehab. His mom was a meth head and Puck and his sister were exposed to the drugs. Puck fought to keep it quiet, but one day the gleeks find out. References drug use.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-11 - Puck & Quinn F. - Complete38. What the Movies Don't Show reviewsKurt and Puck strike up a 'friends with benefits' sort of arrangement, although Kurt's not giving up his V-Card until he's with his first love. But it's not the only secret to keep. Warning for boy-slash, child abuse, cursing and Puck's terrible texting.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-6-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete39. All the Kings Horses reviewsThe Nationals performance was going great and as he sat in the audience, Will could feel that it was in the bag. Then...it wasn't. Puck fell off the stage. Not a DeathFic.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-5-11 - Quinn F. & Puck - Complete40. Wear All Your Lies reviewsPuck's shirt said 'CRACK BABY'. Spoilers for 2.18, angst meme prompt response. Contains mention of past drug use.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-11 - Puck & Lauren Z. - Complete41. Monsters in Your Head reviewsPuck has a flashback to his extremely abusive childhood in the middle of Glee. He's crying, hyperventilating, completely terrified. No one in Glee ever treats him the same. Some of them are awkward, some strangely nice, some pitying... prompt requestGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-11 - Puck & Finn H. - Complete
