Simply Paranoia
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since: 09-03-11, id: 3222036, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.

Used to Be Miss Caroline Potter


I, Simply Paranoia, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges.

Come visit! Honestly, it's awesome

Also I am now a part of Project Team Beta as one of the betas. Come check it out!


By the way people!!

Check out Gamma Orionis and Violet Scarlet Lily BOTH ARE AMAZING AMAZING AUTHORS!!!


I'm going to speak here about reviews.

Reviews are a lovely little thing that authors just love to receive. I personally keep my email open once I post a story or another chapter. I wait and I wait for a review. And it is disappointing when I get so few, but SOOO many hits. I see the hits rising, but scarce reviews. I also have MANYMANYMANYMANY story alerts, but they tick me off when they come alone. Why? The person did not review. It does tell me you like my story, but what would be greater is if you reviewed.

Personally I review every story I read. I don't read so much anymore, and when I did I did not have an account on here yet so they were all anonymous reviews.

It makes an author happy when others review. SO review readers. Learn to do so.

When I get a review, I do my best to respond to every single one. I can't with the anonymous ones, but I do with the ones with accounts. Sometimes I forget to respond, so I'm sorry if you reviewed and I didn't reply.

I do love all my readers, but I love the reviewers the most!

So, when you read any story, be sure to review it. Don't be afraid to put constructive criticism in there, and what you actually think of the writing. It really helps the author along.

Thank you for your time.
Feel free to PM me!


My stories

I'm not going to speak about my one-shots, if you like their summaries, read them and review and that will make me happy! DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT read A Guy Like You. I hate it, it is revoltingly fluffy and ugh. It's only there because some people actually liked it to my surprise. If you read it, you will be crucioed. I took a part of many challenges before, and that was a result of one of them. Ugh

1. Til the Casket Drops - This story is currently my main priority. I'm going to try to get a chapter up each week, since it is the summer, and I have plenty of free time when I'm not doing stuff. This one is my main priority because I started it in November and it is now June.

2. The Fate of Her - Don't remember when I started this, but it is my second priority. I'm going to try to get chapters up once a week as well.

3. Slytherin's Heir- When I get inspiration for this I will continue with it. I might end up deleting it though.

4. Get it to Work - No more inspiration. Zip, zlich, nada. But I'm very happy with the response it got, even though there's likely not going to be any continuation with it. It was only started because I got very obsessed with Sebastian Stan.


I only read Harry Potter fanfiction and strangely enough my favorite pairing is Tom and Hermione, so I felt the need to write my own. I also love stories with the next generation. People can write truly anything they want with these barely touched characters to develop their years at Hogwarts.

On Pottermore I am a Ravenclaw!!!!!!!!!!! Add me at IceNimbus23231, even though I don't go on it anymore! I'll go on it again when Chamber of Secrets comes out!

Hermione is basically my favorite character throughout the books series because I feel that I can connect with her, I may not have frizzy hair like she does, but with everything else I connect. Especially since we are both bookworms, I can't get enough of reading and I love to visit the library.

Who can't love and hate Snape by the way. He is an amazing character, but you always have the need to just go and slap him.

Fred and George, are amazing. I was so upset when Fred died, I cried my eyes out. They are just so funny, and are a great comic relief in the story. Did you know the J.K. Rowling was originally going to pair Hermione and Fred together, but then decided on Ron? That's one of the reasons I love Hermione/Fred stories too.

Also one more thing that I have to say to everyone. A Very Potter Musical is the best parody of Harry Potter out there. Watch it watch it now. It is one youtube. If you have you are totally awesome. I rather love it, I have watched it many times, and my favorite song is in the sequel and it is called, The Coolest Girl, I love it so much because I can relate, and it is one great song, with great music. If you love Darren Criss, he plays as Harry Potter, and wrote pretty much all the music. You are a true Darren Criss fan if you know his roots, and not just him and Glee.

Hugs and Kisses

-Simply Paranoia

GO POTTERHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!

Yes, I am a nut :D


1. The Fate of Her » reviews
The fate of the world is twisting and turning. Life is becoming limited by the one strong force that refuses to be taken down. Yet it all started when he was attending Hogwarts, and he must be stopped at the core by those who live to see him vanquished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 11-25-11 - Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.
2. Til the Casket Drops » reviews
The choice between life and death is simple. Everyone wants to live and see another day. Destruction and death attack Harry and Hermione, and they have no choice but to go back and save the ones that they love, in a different time where evil was starting to thrive. Originally named De Amor Tempore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,520 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-26-12 - Published: 9-15-11 - Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.
3. Slytherin's Heir » reviews
The Slytherin line was thought to have ended when Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. Yet one night before then a baby was conceived through rape at Godric's Hallow, and the blood of Slytherin soars through her veins. Warning Rape scene in first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-15-12 - Published: 11-27-11 - Harry P. & OC
4. Get it to Work » reviews
He had needed the hat to work and he got her to do it. Now he needs her to believe. Will be around a ten chaptered fic!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson & Emma S.
5. Sleeping reviews
Dreams can come close to becoming a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-12 - Hermione G. & Regulus B. - Complete
6. My Lord is Gone reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is locked in Azkaban with her spirit gone and her memories to keep her alive. For Gamma Orionis
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-12 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete
7. The Perfect Pureblood Marriage reviews
Narcissa Black's parents, Cygnus and Druella forced her to become betrothed to Lucius Malfoy. This fate made her feel that she would never find her true love, especially with Lucius, a scary and intimidating man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-11 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
8. Bookworm Santa reviews
It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the Gryffindors had planned a Dirty Secret Santa. Fred got A Special Edition of Hogwarts a History?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-11 - Fred W. & Hermione G. - Complete
9. Jolly Holiday reviews
A day like a morning in May, which was planned to simply read a book next to the Black Lake, until a certain special person comes by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-30-11 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
10. One Last Kiss reviews
One last kiss, and I am empty. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-11 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
11. A Guy Like You reviews
A drabble about one of James and Lily's dates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-11 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
12. The Tale of Two Nightmares reviews
Two nightmares, two children and two parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-11 - Rose W. & Hermione G. - Complete
13. Broken Mirror reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore knows life is precious. He stares at the broken mirror on the wall, waiting to help, while his sister stares in wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-11 - Aberforth D. & Ariana D. - Complete
14. Don't Call me Nymphadora reviews
It is Tonk's time to go to Hogwarts for the first time ever, but will her mother ever stop calling her Nymphadora. This is for Soul of the Dark Mark's I Love you Mommy Challenge. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-11 - N. Tonks & Andromeda T. - Complete
15. Bothering Snape and Bad Habits reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored in the Gryffindor common room so Harry devises a scheme to go bother Snape. Inner feelings are revealed, and Dumbledore has more swag than anyone! Enjoy and laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-2-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete