`This is just the beginning, citizens! Today we have boiled a pot whose steam shall be seen across the entire galaxy. The tea must flow, and it shall! The banner of the British Space Empire will be unfurled across a thousand worlds, carried forth by the citizens of Urn, and before them the tea will flow like a steaming brown river of shi-*cough*-shimmering moral fibre.` - God Emperor of Didcot (p.304) by Toby Frost.

So, know you know why the silly name. Though I've only recently been publishing fics, I've been writing fiction for a while now. I tend to focus on action/war stories, with a little intrigue splashed around for good measure. My writing has probably been influenced most by Toby Frost (see above, Space Captain Smith), Terry Pratchett (Diskworld) and Roger Zelazny (Chronicles of Amber). I tend to use Biblical imagery a lot, and as an avowed patriot and libertarian, the UK and evil running dogs of the capitalist oppressors tend to get a good light in my fics. That's life. I'll try to avoid being Ayn Rand though.

Thank you, good readers, and remember: THE TEA MUST FLOW!