Name: Ya'll don't need to know... but if you must... call my Celestial or Amaya

Age: 20, but I can't wait until I'm 21... for obvious reasons...

Birthday: March 8

Hair: Black with blonde hairlights that make my hair seem brown or red in certain lights

Eyes: Brown

Gender: Female

Dislikes: People bothering me when I'm reading, perverts, and when I don't have enough money to buy my favorite mangas... -_-'

Likes: Yaoi mangas ;), learning Japanese, music, fanfiction, anime, fiction novels, horror/gory movies, and looking up and writing down interesting qoutes

Umm... should I put up anything else about me? (shrug) You tell me, because I have NO idea...

I just wanted to tell everyone that my original poems are on Fictionpress.com under Chloe Gryffindor-Lupin, if anyone wants to read them (I don't understand why ANYONE would want to read/hear them, but then again, two of my three best friends are like WAY BEYOND crazy as hell).

The following reading material are things I've either seen on other's profiles or collected from family or even popped out of my mind:

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

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(O.o )
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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, HeadGoddessofCynicism,Legacy of the Avatar, Celestial Slytherin- Black

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.

favoite sayings: 'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earht is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
(most of these wear found by others first)

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test.

i'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-or-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin-Black

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, TrueWinolo, MagCat, Corporal Scarlett, The Tate Twins, DormantHeart,Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin-Black

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin-Black

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in your fave anime (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when you listen to the same songs every day all the time. Crazy is when you start laughing at your history teacher when he starts going on about the hunt he's going to be on after school that Friday, then start humming while staring at the ceiling when they look at you, and THEN ak them why they're looking at you. Crazy is when you can just look at any part of an anime and know exactly what episode is on and start quoting entire parts. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin-Black,

While I am as strait as it gets I support homosexual couples and wish them the best! Discrimination is a crime and I hate the word and all it stands for. I fully believe in equal rights even if many of my countrymen are narrow minded bigots!

However, I can't say I'm completely guilt free. I do hate stupid People. Ya know, the kind who have brains but don't take time to use them or the god-given common sense they were born with? You know what they say: "Stupid is forever, Ignorance can be cured."

So, People, If your going to talk to me then use your head and take the time to type out your words and PLEASE think about what your going to say! I hate Repeating myself.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Also, this is the reason you can't beta your own work. No matter how correct your work looks there is always a mistake, no one is perfect!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.(Really People! It isn't that great-C.) put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carc-ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were on a sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, Celestial Slytherin-Black

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite Quotes:

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others."
- Bertrand Russell

"The purpouse of war isn't to die foryour country, it's to make the other side die for theirs.

"If it jams, force it. If it breaks then it needed replacing anyway."

"Maturity means not thinking the other guy is a loser because he disagrees with you."

"If the fate of the world rests in the hands of today's youth, then I can't se the world lasting for another hundred years."

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
- Vince Lombardi

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"The other line always moves faster."

An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
- Edwin P. Whipple

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"It's strange isn't it? You stand up and scream in a library and you get asked (told) to leave. Do the same on an airplane and every one joins in."

"I'm free of all predjudice. I hate everyone equally."

"The internet: Where men are men, Woumen are men and Children are FBI agents."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother in law."

"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."

"Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that is really where you want them to be."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird."

"Never go to a doctor whose plants have died."

"If barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?"

"A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that your's is stupid."

"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
- Adolf Hitler

Tact is for people who arent witty enough to be sarcastic.

Temptation is fun, Giving in is Better

Theres a time for compromise, it's called later.

I can resist everything except temptation.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -Friedrich Nietzsche

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby (1937-).

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone (1899-1947)

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.(Dedicated to my brother)

Don't be so humble, you are not that great.(Read above note)

Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Ok...that's all of those...back to the other quotes!

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness "

"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. "

"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources "

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
- Unknown

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

"It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission."
- Proverb

Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Smile; it confuses people.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

No trespassing! Violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.

Guys are like lava lamps; they're fun to look at just not so bright!

Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

All things are possible...except skiing through a revolving door.

If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door.

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be a homosexual to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold. But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother. Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best, Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest. Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass. Mummy why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this! Mummy warn the others, that I left without a kiss. And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry. Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack. Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, mummy I wanted to live! But mummy I must go now the time is getting late, mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true. Mummy all I wanted to say is, "Mummy I love you!" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could. Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye."

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

Please repost this if you are against drunk driving.

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

06/09:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITACHI-KOI!

Naruto Characters which I hate:

#1: Sasuke aka Sasu-gay aka Sas-uke. Grrr... I HATE HIM! How can he be so mean? I even felt a bit sorry for Sakura-bitch when he left her! Baka Village-pet.

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sasu-gay haters, copy and paste this to your profile!

(Oh and tell me so I can add you to my list!): GirlOfShadow, 2b1b, darkgirl 4.0, fanfictionlover24, Celestial Slytherin-Black

#2: Sakura aka Idiot aka Bitch aka Whore aka Forehead Girl... GRRR! She is the reason why I hate Naru/Saku pairing! She doesn't deserve Naruto!

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile! (Oh and tell me so I can add you to my list!) darkgirl 4.0, fanfictionlover24, Celestial Slytherin-Black

More Favorite Quotes:

“No matter how much you believe you can trust someone, you can’t, because they, just like you, are human, and being human it is in their nature to lie, gossip, and betray, and even if they seem like the most trustworthy person on earth, eventually, they will fall to these human traits.” - Me

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. –Anonymous

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon

"the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train."

"light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics."

"main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."

"If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"

"If you can read this . . . I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Stop illitrissy now!"

"Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!"

"Straight is something crooked that was bent."

"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"

"I want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done."

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY! DAMN YOU, STEVE! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

The gem was born of evil fire, the Gem shall be his portal. He comes to claim, he comes to sire, the end of all things mortal.

From a Harry Potter story I read: (what a sword said) "If Heaven shall welcome you, you shall not die by this blade, but for those who Hell longs to embrace, this end is yours."

From the same Harry Potter story I read: (a woman said this) "Holy shit. We're screwed. God, don't let me die a virgin."

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress.

Anastasia: (laughs) You bought me a... tent.

Dimitri: What are you looking for?

Anastasia: The Russian circus! I think it's still in here!

Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.

I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.

They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"

After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one...

Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you fucker! Lie!"

Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's gigglinng (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

Guy: What did you say?

Girl: Well, what did you think you hear?

Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...

Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously
give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others. ~Marianne Williamson

Which Harry Potter adult would you fuck? (girls)
What is your Name? What is your House? Which is your favorite student? Harry PotterRon WeasleyHermione GrangerDraco MalfoyGinny WeasleyAny other WeasleyAny RavenclawAny HufflepuffFavorite Colour? Quote? You will fuck Professor Remus LupinYou will be caught at it by Ron WeasleyWhere will you be doing it? In HoneydukesHow did you meet? You bumped into each other while shoppingHow did he seduce you? he met up with you at the top of the astronomy tower
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I found the questionaire on -Emalilyy-Aand-Lucyy-'s page, and just HAD to fill it out!:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Luna Lovegood
2) Harry Potter

3) Fred Weasley
4) Sirius Black
5) Remus Lupin
6) Severus Snape
7) George Weasley
8) Bill Weasley
9) Charlie Weasley
10)Voldemort (looking like Tom Riddle)
11) Viktor Krum
12) Oliver Wood

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Severus/Viktor? Are there even any stories with this pairing?

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sirius? Hot? Please don't make me start, because if I do, I'll never continue to the next question...

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Oliver getting Bill pregnant? Hmm... Oliver would freak out badly and go away, but sooner or later come back before the child is born to raise and take care of him/her...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Charlie fics? Not just by himself though...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Is Harry/Severus a good couple? HELL YES!!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Remus/Voldemort, or Remus/Charlie... Remus/Charlie

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If George walked in on Oliver and Harry having sex? He'd SO join in!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

George dies in an accident while developing a new prank, and Fred is blamed because it was his idea. The whole family turns against him and he is cast out and disowned from the family. He missis his twin, his other half, so much that he will do anything to bring him back, including go to the only person who can bring George back-- Voldemort. All Voldemort wants though, is Fred as a slave, someone to do whatever he wants for him. Soon though, Voldemort cannot turn his back on the one who torments his thoughts so, and makes him an offer he can't refuse.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Luna/Bill? I think so, I just haven't read one yet...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

George/Oliver? Hmmm... 'Tempting Raindrops' maybe...

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sirius de-flowering Luna? Um... maybe... Luna doesn't want to go into the final battle a virgin, because she knows that she will die (she'd have to be a seer in the fic) and comes to Sirius, Hogwart's resident ladies man for help. It would SO have to be an AU fic for this to waok though...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

George slash? YES!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Fred het? I... don't know...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Viktor? No...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Harry/Remus/Sirius? Except me? No... unfortunately...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Voldemort? He'd probably curse, or yell the person's name

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bill? Maybe... 'Just Lose It' or 'Smack That' by Eminem?

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Luna/Severus/Oliver? BDSM, sex slaves, threesomes, bondage, and just plain kinkiness.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Voldemort using a pick-up line on Harry? I... don't really think he would at all, actually...

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A Remus fic? Well... He was with Harry... and it was right before this...

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Severus's super-secret kink? Having complete control over someone, like a Dom.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Viktor shag Charlie? Yes, and they would b completely sober.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Hmmm... Fred and George? Fred would be on top, in my opinion.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Luna and Charlie are in a happy relationship until Charlie suddenly runs off with Sirius. Luna, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Viktor and a brief unhappy affair with Oliver, then follows the wise advise of Remus and finds true love with Fred." The tiltle would MAYBE be "Autumn Snow" and only myself and Medusa Raida, and we would help each other right it together.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If George/Bill was canon? I would SO read it.

~Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your pyscho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.~

5/27/09: Just a message to all my absolutely wonderful reviewers- I am SO SORRY!! I haven't been able to update because I some how managed to misplace my notebook with my stories in it... I would have had them on my laptop, but as much as I love it dearly, it is not trustworthy of such a big task... I've looked over my older stories though and I have to ask myself what was I doing?! I had found to different versions of one story and three differnt versions of another! So I just HAVE to re-write them ALL!! I don't know when I'll take them down, but right now, I'm in the process of doing them over now... Just please be patient with me!