Author has written 13 stories for Hot in Cleveland, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Pokémon.
"Crazy has its toll on the maddest man on Earth, for he who wrecks his mind with nonsense builds a world of creation beyond what one could erect."
"One cannot perceive such greatness for your mind is weak with sense while mine is filled with none."
Quoted by yours truly.
Writing is my muse. I ran into fan fiction and got obsessed and decided to write a few myself. As you can tell I absolutely love Repo! The Genetic Opera and Hot in Cleveland.
I also write other types of stories. I published a few to the Pokemon creepypasta site. (So yes, I love Pokemon too).
The Golden Girls is my other favorite show :D
I have to say that best kind of writer has to be one who can imagine the scene. Picture it as it happens and use the right words to describe it. Or a really good writer just has to be talented, either way, we're all good! (Sometimes it's hard to describe the image in your head and that can result in giving up. But don't, just keep trying. Who knows, you might be a great writer too!)
Sometimes I tend to ask myself after reviewing one of my chapters, "Was I high when I wrote this?" Then I ponder for a moment, "Oh, that's right! I was high off coffee."
Bear With Me
I notice that sometimes a chapter here and there for some of my stories seem rushed and not very well written like previous chapters. Its because sometimes I get rushed into writing it, wanting to get my thought down. Other times, I might be in a Great Writing Mood with a nice environment and I can actually write something decent. But, please, bear with me on some of these chapters. Thank you very much! :)
Sodium and Magnesium
:D Call me weird but I've noticed that Na and Mg are next to each other on the Periodic Table of Elements. (Being bored in science class, I notice these things...) You might ask what does Sodium and Magnesium have to do with FanFiction, well look and discover what went through my mind: Na- Nathan and Mg- Mag (Yeah, I went there). They are next to each other and they are the only ones on that line- brick thing. This concludes my theory that Mag and Nathan do belong to each other. :D
Me, Myself, and Mag
I talk to myself in my head... a lot. Me, is, well, me. It's my own thoughts about everything and keeping my mind sane...? Myself is the little voice that breaks into the conversation Me is saying. It often plays ahead on music when I'm singing in my head or Myself throws out random words all the time, interrupting Me from talking. Mag, well, Mag is Mag. She plays random songs, usually Sarah Brightman or Repo! music. Okay, maybe not, but I blame her for it. I talk to her sometimes, lol, I'm just that crazy, aren't I? She keeps me insane during the day... yerp...
My favorite pairings for R!TGO:
1. Mag/ Luigi (I believe she can tame the beast within Luigi and bring out his sweeter side)
2. Mag/Nathan (Come on, these two were meant to be together, no? They are just what each other needs.)
3. Mag/Shilo (I dunno, I thought this pair was cute. I also like to imagine the great Blind Mag being a lesbian. It's weird, but I have my little obsessions.)
Favorite Pairng for HiC:
1. Victoria/Joy (Go Joria! They belong together!)
Music: Sarah Brightman, Celine Dion, Evanescence, Madonna (older music, not new songs), Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie, Bon Jovi, George Michael/WHAM!, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Disturbed, Korn, Plenty more, A lot of older music as well.
Games: Sims 2, Sims 3, Pokemon (Any of them), Animal Crossing., Conker's Bad Fur Day, Super Smash Brothers, Diddy Kong Racing, Yoshi's Story
Absolutely Hate: Insects, Very Cold Temperatures, Very Hot Temperatures, Small Children, Stuck-up people, Teenagers (even though I am one), Music from today: Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Niki Minaj and yeah... I hope ya got the point., Rap
As you can see, my username is from Sarah and Celine. Hellya
I love COFFEE!!!!! (Hence my Coffee chapter for Falling is a Bad Habit) (-_-) coffee...
I am so sorry, can you forgive me for this?
Not the debt doctor with the hungry scalpel, here's my prognosis will they liiiiiiiiive?
GET OUT OF MY LETTER TO MARNI!!!!
Where insanity has taken its toll
(Oh, and you should know, I'm slightly insane... hell... I AM insane. Be afraid. Be very afraid...) 0_o
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (Only sometimes, but still)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a b-tch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s-x-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-tch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a sl-t
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a b-tch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh-re...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. (Well...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whre.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a sl-t.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a sl-t.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Well I guess I am lol)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh-re.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl-t.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big D-CK
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Well, I do, but I don't think it applies when you're a girl, too...)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a h-.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be f-cked up.(depends on what you mean by mixed...)
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A GEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about s-x
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b-tch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a PHANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber s-x
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government , so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.
Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die. (*sadly nods and starts to bawl* "NOOOO MAG!!!")
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.