Yay! I can finally edit my profile! It didn't work on my computer, but now thanks to my friend The Strawberry I am now editing my profile on her computer!!!! Anewayz, onto the actual profile.

Here's a little background introduction before I get on to anime/manga (skip to anime/manga fandom if that's all you care about?):

I grew up with historical stories because instead of telling me tales like Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, my parents told me about the Opium War and Shi Huang Di and stuff. So I'm obsessed with history, historical accuracy, and I almost only read classic novels. I love British classics with a burning passion (and Russian ones...Tolstoy!) and I also love Chinese kung-fu novels with a slightly less burning passion. But only SLIGHTLY. Favourite authors: J.K. Rowling, Jin Yong, Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, George Orwell, Scott F. Fitzgerald, Gu Long, Oscar Wilde

Elaboration on the literature topic- favourite books! (decreasing order): 1984, Pride and Prejudice, Tale of Two Cities, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter series, Hamlet, A Picture of Dorian Gray, Jane Eyre, Legend of the Condor Heroes, Crime and Punishment, and I WOULD put War and Peace, but unfortunately I haven't finished that book yet (after one year, I'm still in the smack dab middle where I left it last summer!). It's SO SO SO LONNNNGGGG WHYYYY. And this is probably why I will NEVER read The Brothers Karamazov.

I can only really eat Asian food because apparently your taste buds solidify by the time you turn three (and by three years old I was a very very pure-minded Chinese child). The best thing I've ever eaten in my life is puffer fish soup. Mmmmm fish... "Aye, sir! You are a fishmonger!!" -Hamlet. :DDDD

I love oranges. And watermelon. And blueberries. And...fruits. Like...citrus. And like...fruits. And like...lychee. And tropical stuff

I only eat REAL chocolate. No, not candy bars. REAL CHOCOLATE like the fancy type with fancy boxes from Europe... (BELGIUM AND SWITZERLAND GOOD GOD!!!!!!!)

I have a love for luxury brands. Cars, clothes, shoes, men's wear, and even like...pastries. But no, I'm not a rich snob if that's what you're wondering. I grew up in Shen Zhen/Hong Kong. Kinda unavoidable with all those billboards flashing in your face everywhere.

I can't live without the following modern pieces of technology: German dishwashers (Bosch), iPods, computers, Internet, Google, Apple, air conditioning, and airplanes because I can travel places on them and visit history and the wonders of the world!!!!

I love pandas. Obsessively. Maybe to an unhealthy degree. Black and White= SYMBOLIC for Yin Yang and the balance between darkness and light. HA!!!!!!

I love music. I can't live without it. Favourite English-speaking music artists (in decreasing order): Muse (DA BEST EVA), Linkin Park, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, The Fray. Favourite Chinese-speaking music artists: Jay Chou, JJ Lin, Zhang Jie. Favourite Japanese-speaking music artists: Vocaloid (haha that's very vague but I love the Kagamine twins :D), Glutamine (Utaitte aka NND Singer), Mi-chan (Utaitte), Sekihan (Utaitte), and Kuroshitsuji music in general!!! Classical music artists: Tchaikovsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, Borodin, Beethoven, Saint-Saens (too lazy to add those two dots...), Mozart, and...well, recently, Mendelssohn.

I love movies!!! Especially dear Alfie's movies. XP So favourite movies (in decreasing order): Inception, King's Speech (COLIN FIRTH!!!!), Sherlock Holmes (ROBERT DOWNEY JR!!!), Pride and Prejudice (all of them...xD), Harry Potter, Kung-fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, The Importance of Being Earnest (COLIN FIRTH AGAIN!!!!), The Young Victoria, Iron Man and the Avengers (ROBERT DOWNEY JR AGAIN!!!! I feel like I need a separate category for superhero films), Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age, and yes, The Titanic (I would so add Schindler's List and The Boy in Striped Pajamas but they're just WAY TOO DEPRESSING).

Internet is my addiction, Wikipedia is my library, YouTube is my theatre. Haha. I love MMD's, I love editor MMV's/AMV's/MEP's, and I love MAD's. I also love Vlogbrothers, Nigahiga, Crash Course, SciShow, Kevjumba, Wongfu Productions, and recently, CPG Grey.

Now onto the fandom-I'm a die-hard Axis Powers: Hetalia fan (hetalian!!!) and if you're looking at this you probably already know that! So without further ado, here are the pairings:

OTP- PruHun

USUK/UKUS

NiChu (CHINA IS SO PRETTY THAT'S NOT FAIRRRRR)

PrUK/UKPr

Germancest (guilty pleasure...ahem)

Spamano

FrancexJeanne

SwissAus/AusSwiss (because SOME ONE keeps saying Austria can't top!!!!)

DenNor

SuFin

Not sure about whether or not I ship these: The Cold War pairing, RoChu, NiChu, and AmeriPan

Top Hetalia characters: Prussia and England are EQUALLY DIVINE. China and Germany are EQUALLY SECONDLY DIVINE.

Other fandom:

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)- SebxCiel. It's an AMAZING show. And plus, if you're reading the manga and keeping up to date, you know that Germany secretly disguised himself and infiltrated England via Kuroshitsuji!!!!

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi and Junjou Romantica- Pairings are a given.

No. 7- :))) NezumixShion

Durarara!!- SHIZAYA!!!!! Hot damn

Honto Yajuu- Only in manga...TT-TT

The Warui Series (I Want to be Naughty)- Also only in manga...TT-TT

Beelzebub

And on a separate note: Doctor Who (and occasionally Torchwood). And if you ask: fav doctor? I say: wibbly wobbly timey wimey!!!!

Writing style: Descriptive vignettes that have to be historically correct. THEY HAVE TO BE HISTORICALLY CORRECT *takes out metre stick*

And now da character meme game! HETALIA STYLE

Pick 12 names randomly before reading the rest.

o1. England
o2. France
o3. Russia
o4. China
o5. Germany
o6. Hong Kong
o7. Romano
o8. Hungary
o9. Austria
1o. America
11. Spain
12. Prussia

Did you pick? No cheating or it will ruin the fun!

- Question o1: Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Did you want to?

SpainxHong Kong. NO i'm sure that is a very cracky pairing

- Question o2: Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

China. No. He's my big brother!!!! And he's super cute. and prettier than me. with prettier eyes and prettier hair. I'm jelly.

- Question o3: What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

PruHun!!!

First point: OTP!!!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!! TOTALLY BY CHANCE I SWEAR NOT RIGGED.

Secondly: they're countries so it probably won't happen, but then they'd raise a happy family together. :DDDD

- Question o4: Can you rec any fics about 9?

Austria. Yes, but I forgot the name, so no. It was PruHun anyhow.

- Question o5: Would 2 and 6 be a good couple?

FrancexHong Kong. No because France would try to rape him and then Hong Kong would have really awesome kung-fu... you imagine the rest. 'Nuff said.

- Question o6: 5/9 or 5/10?

GermanyxAustria or GermanyxAmerica. Germany America. But, oh dear! Who would top?!?!?!!

- Question o7: What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Romano walking in on Prussia and France...He would be scarred for life, run to Spain, and ask him why his friends are so weird. And licentious of course (France)

- Question o8: Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

AmeRuss/RussAme. The Cold War happened. They went on a date to the moon together. And then it ended. 'Nuff said.

- Question o9: Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

EnglandxHungary?!?!?! No. Prussia would smack the living daylights out of England. Awwwn, England. But it's your fault .xD

- Question 1o: Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Prumano. No Chance (that is the title AND the very predictable ending).

- Question 11: What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

ChinaxEngland?! (O.O IGGYCHU FLIPPED AROUND?!?!?!) Alternate universe

- Question 12: Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Romano slash?! Yes. The Strawberry. To an unhealthy extremity. And I guess I write it?

- Question 13: Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

Russia het. None of my friends. But I do have a RoChu-obsessed friend.

- Question 14: Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?

Drawing Spain...Yes. The Strawberry. With loooowwww V-necks, too.

- Question 15: Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

France/China/Germany!??!?! I surely hope not. If they do...then it probably has to do with post-Opium War crap.

- Question 16: What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

America:"Who stole my hamburgers?!?!?!?!" Because he'd be passionate if somebody stole his hamburgers. yes.

The alternative: ;LIAES;DSHF;LISADJF;LISAJFD ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you can interpret that however you'd like *ahem*)

- Question 17: If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?

PruHun based on Time Bomb by All Time Low. Or Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade. :))

- Question 18: If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

England/Prussia/Hong Kong. Rated MA for extremely graphic British/Prussian/Asian gore and ETC. (ahem)

- Question 19: What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

France uses a pick-up line on America? He'd give him food like he tried in that one episode when England and France fought over little America. xD

- Question 2o: When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Germany!! Probably when I was writing my own fic like...two weeks ago? xD I take that back I edited a chapter yesterday...xD

- Question 21: What's 6's super-secret kink?

Hong Kong's secret kink...Maid dresses!!!!!! (read that really long Christmas special from a few years ago...)

- Question 22: Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

SpainxAustria. If it were the 17th century, and drunk.

-Question 23: If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?

RussiaxRomano?!?!?!?!! Russia for obvious reasons!!!! >:(

- Question 24: …[Insert story below] While title would you this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Fantasia Nox. I shall write it. idk who'll read it. prolly The Strawberry. and others?

- Question 25: How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

RomanoxHungary. I would kill someone.

- Question 26: Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Hong Kong or Spain as college professor?!?!?! Hong Kong. Because he'd have a master's in kung-fu. xD And he would also be an expert in international trade...

- Question 27: Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

France. Yes. Especially in the south. During summer. Geographically speaking. ;D

- Question 28: 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

PruHun!!! Prussia sends Hungary on a mission.

Mission: Make me fall in love with you

Success time: In one second.

Success rate: 1000%

Failure rate: This information is currently unavailable. Needs further research. *noted*

- Question 29: What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Germany!! :((( Trying to take over the world. Twice. And failing. But then he makes the economy better so they release him. :))))

- Question 3o: If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Hungary or Romano?! Hungary. a.) she's a girl b.) she has crazy frying pan powers c.) she probably won't be pissed off like Romano (altho i appreciate his arsedness. It helps me make use of multiple literary devices, including verbal irony.) and d.) we could be fujoshis together like bosses.

Yaaay!!!!