Note: If you ever want to reply to a review that I've left you, please use the review reply feature! Or even send me a PM. But don't review my stories and clog up my review page with your immature whining. I will block you if you do this. I don't like getting excited about getting a new review only to find out it's from some twatwaffle who decided to bitch at me for giving them constructive criticism. So please, use the review reply feature, okay? I'll be happy to explain to you why I might have given you a not-so-positive review.

And please try to be somewhat mature in your responses. I'm never rude in my reviews, so there's no reason for anyone to ever insult me or chew my head off just because I didn't bow down and worship your story.

Thank you.

~Updates~

11/20/09: Chapter 5 of BtN is up!

~About the Author~

Name: Jessica

Age: 22

Gender: Female

D.O.B: November 1st.

Location: South Carolina

Religion: Atheist (no religion). I was raised Christian, but after observing the world we live in my entire life, learning about many other religions and just looking at all the evidence to the contrary, I realized that I just could no longer say that I believed in any kind of higher power. I saw no reason to believe in such a thing. There's also just too much that I dislike about religion. If that bothers you, then tough titties.

Likes: Writing, drawing, being lazy, swimming, slash, hero/villain couples, hurt/comfort fics, realistic romance fics, good grammar/spelling, open-minded people, butterflies, raping my childhood, gardening, equality, comedies, drama, cartoons, anime, earth science, rainy weather, tea, KFC (nom nom), rock music.

Dislikes: chain letters, Bible thumpers, evangelizing, PETA, homophobes, prudes, the endless Twilight bashing (srsly, STFU already, people. You're just as annoying), Mary-Sues/self-inserts, people who can't handle criticism, character/pairing bashing, profiles that are filled with nothing but copy&paste messages, morons who tell aspiring writers to ignore the much needed constructive criticism they received in previous reviews, canon rapists, excessive OOCness, slash/femslash bashing, dipshits who flame stories because of the pairing choice, crossovers, OC centric fanfics, and chatspeak.

Favorite Shows: Avatar: the Last Airbender, The Powerpuff Girls, Home Improvement, Law & Order: SVU, SpongeBob Squarepants, Inuyasha, Roseanne, Golden Girls, George Lopez, House, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Atheist Experience, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!.

Favorite Movies: The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Titanic, Wild Hogs, Shrek 2, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., The Powerpuff Girls Movie, Kung Fu Panda, Bolt, Ice Age, Ice Age 3, Meet the Parents, The Day After Tomorrow, Night at the Museum, Liar Liar, 50 First Dates, Click, Happy Gilmore.

Supported Pairings: Him/Mojo (PPG), Mojo/Blossom (PPG), Mojo/Bubbles (PPG), Buttercup/Princess (PPG), Him/Bubbles (PPG), Zuko/Katara (Avatar), Zuko/Aang (Avatar), Katara/Toph (Avatar), Tai Lung/Tigress (KFP), House/Wilson (House), Squidward/SpongeBob (SBSP), Manny/Diego (Ice Age)

My Heroes: Keith Olbermann, Matt Dillahunty, and Michael Shermer.

~About My Critiques~

Yes, I do give critiques when I see fit. And no, I do not flame, nor do I support it. Yes, there IS a difference between the two. Telling a writer they need to improve their grammar isn't a flame. I used to support flamers, such as Flame Rising, but I don’t anymore. Flaming doesn’t help a writer and it certainly doesn’t make the flamer look intelligent either, especially when they copy and paste the same flame like a lazy ass tard. If you want to see better writing, then tell the author how they can do better. If you tell them their work is shit, then they'll probably just keep writing shit. True, they may still tell you to fuck off no matter how nice you are, but at least they'll look like an idiot instead of you.

Now as for me, sometimes I can be a bit firm, but I never insult the writer personally, or say their work is crap. I point out a writer’s mistakes and tell them how they can improve. Yes, I’ve had a lot of people respond back to me and cuss me out, block me, and even flame my work in return. It’s frustrating, but I keep at it, because I’d like to see better stories on this site.

“We all make mistakes!1”

Yes, this is true. But how are we supposed to learn from them unless someone critiques us?

P.S. - Telling someone they've broken the rules isn't a flame either, nor is it in any way mean. So please, people, don't get bent out of shape if I tell you something in your story is against site policy. Rules are rules, and we should all follow them. It's what we all agreed to do when we signed up, after all.

~Other Accounts~

LiveJournal

YouTube

LiveVideo

Ranting Community for PPG: I currently run a PPG ranting community on LiveJournal, if anyone is interested in joining. Be advised though, it probably wouldn't be wise to join if you're a RRB/PPG fan...because that tends to be the subject matter on a lot of rants. But if you're sick of the PPG fandom going down the shitter, then please join and share your frustration! We rant about everything from close-minded authors to horribly-written stories. Why? Because everyone needs a place to go to let off steam.

http://community.livejournal.com/ppg_rants/

AIM: dracori1987

~Gift Art~

Below are links to fanart for my stories, which were done by other artists. If you'd like to do any artwork for my stories then go ahead! You don't have to ask. Just make sure you give me a link so I may add them to the list :) Please, I encourage people to do fanart! I would really love to see my stories be produced into actual artwork! Hardly ever do I receive fanart for my stories, and whenever I do it always makes my day, so I would greatly appreciate it. If you don't have a deviantART account, you can upload it to an image hosting site, like Photobucket.

Hearts of Fire:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/27671464/ ~ by Sannac
http://www.deviantart.com/view/28767513/ ~ by Sannac

Through the Eyes of an Outcast:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/68745606/ ~ by Commander
http://www.deviantart.com/view/75737057/ ~ by Itanu
http://www.deviantart.com/view/75801894/ ~ by Itanu

Prisoner:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/110920001/ ~ by Commander
http://www.deviantart.com/view/133407023/ ~ by askura
http://www.deviantart.com/view/133407362/ ~ by askura
http://www.deviantart.com/view/135690690/ ~ by askura

My copypasta kicks your copypasta's ass, bitches:

Ninety-five percent of teens are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, then why is this in your profile?

...

Ninety-nine percent of all fanfic writers believed that '98 percent of the teen population has done drugs' statistic. If you live in reality and need actual PROOF and EVIDENCE before believing such blatantly untrue, physically impossible bullshit, copy and paste this into your profile.

...

If you know for a fact that the anti-abortion story that everyone posts in their profiles is highly inaccurate and is nothing more than propaganda, copy and paste this into your profile.

...

95 percent of people who don't care about fitting in and being popular create internet chain sigs to feel superior about themselves. If you're one of the 5 percent of people who doesn't do this, congratulations. You've probably graduated middle school.

...

98 percent of fanfiction writers who claim to be unique post dozens of copy&paste chain messages in their profiles that hundreds of other fanfiction writers have posted. If you are part of the 2 percent who finds this hysterically ironic, copy and paste this into your profile.

...

If you are sick of all the horribly-written and cliched RRB/PPG fanfics in the PPG fandom and want to see more originality, copy and paste this into your profile, and then add your name to the list. Dracori,