| Blonde Archer |
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Left Behind. Hello! My real name is Sarah. You dont need to know my last name. I love writing. Yeah. Umm....READ MY STORIES! I just finished the tenth Series of Unfortunate Events book! Yay! Unfortunately I don't have the eleventh.... Anyway, I might start writing some fanfics for those books (I absolutely love them now!).... I never seem satisfied with my bio...it changes a lot..... My band is now playing Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! Yay! It sounds AWESOME! (well, it would if we could play the right notes....) I know I haven't been on lately but between band, cross country, tennis (yes I'm taking tennis this year and I love it!), and homework I don't have hardly any time to write! So it might be a while until I update my stories. Sorry. At my sister's band camp concert there was a guy that looked EXACTLY like Faramir from LOTR! It was kind of freaky. He played tenor sax. My left foot is named Legolas. My friends right foot is named Aragorn. Don't ask. I have braces and I can't wait to get them off. I just recently learned how to shoot those little rubber bands (the ones that stretch from top to bottom that you take out when you eat). It's really quite fun unless you hit yourself with them (that hurts). I've had them for about a year and a half and am (hopefully) getting them off this January. Just so you know, my friend and I love Monty Python and just about anything reminds us of it. My Stories: The Tricks of Merry and Pippin: To tell you the truth, I've kind of lost my enthusiasm for this fic. Don't count on any more updates. Sorry. Lord of the Rings LOTR Songs: A songfic that I wrote. Currently has only one chapter but I might update in the future. Lord of the Rings Trapped in Wal-Mart: I'm concentrating on this fic the most and hopefully will keep updating at regular intervals. Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Orange Suburban: This is my favorite fic I have. It's one I'm writing with my older sister, and it is hilarious!!!! Lord of the Rings The Crazy, Stupid, Weird, Council of Elrond: I think that's the title... Anyway, I don't plan on continuing this but I might rewrite it. Lord of the Rings Worries: My only non-LOTR fic. It's just a one-shot. Left Behind Braces: My newest story. A lot of the things that happen in it are real life events that has happened to me or one of my friends. Lord of the Rings So, there's my bio...oh yeah if you want to IM me (AIM) my screenname is twixgurl7 | |||||||
1. Trapped in WalMart » reviewsThe Fellowship plus Faramir, Arwen and Eowyn go to Wal-Mart so Gandalf can buy his polka CD, but they end up staying longer than they expected! CHAPTER 10 IS NOW UP!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 2-10-042. Braces » reviewsEver wonder why Legolas has perfect teeth? Is it because he's an elf? That's what he would want you to think. The REAL reason behind his breathtaking smile is he had...BRACES!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 6-28-04 - Legolas3. LOTR Songs reviewsI know, the title stinks, but please read it anyway. I took everday songs and Lord of the Rings-ified them.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-044. Worries reviewsThis is very short and sort of pointless. Buck is worried about Chloe. Takes place during The Remnant. If you have not read that yet, this may contain spoilers.Left Behind - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-17-045. The Tricks of Merry and Pippin » reviewsThe pranksters are at it again! Chapter 5 is up!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 2-5-03 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.6. The Weird, Stupid and Crazy Council of Elrond reviewsThe Council with a twist! ~()~Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-5-03 - Elrond