| Luinramwen |
Author has written 36 stories for Lord of the Rings, Dragonlance, Harry Potter, Homer, Tsubasa Chronicle, Kyou Kara Maou, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. ~Welcome to my world~ Current Status: Semi-hiatus. I recently got into a few new fandoms so there may be the occasional fic for your perusal. Pen Name: Luinramwen Other Common Pen Name (eg: LJ): Ilumena Real Name: No. Description: Introspective, quiet, obsessive-compulsive, weird, twisted sense of humour, incorrigible punster and compulsive grammar/spelling corrector. Location: I live somewhere on this ball of dirt and water that is called 'Earth' within a normal dwelling unit in a semi-urban community. This ball of dirt and water is the third of the planets which circle the star known as 'Sol', the star system of which resides in the Milky Way galaxy. No one gets to know anything more specific than that. Physical Description: Not all that interesting. Eyes (2), ears (2), mouth (1), teeth (lots), hair (lots), nose (1), body (1). Minds (current count of 8 ) Favourite Pairings: I hate having to scroll through pairings lists, so I'm going to go by the most common qualities: Twisted. Bittersweet. Fluffy (often in the irretrievable past). Denial/unrequited/both. Slow as hell and snowballing until it either smacks the individual in the back of the head, or runs them right over. ...See, that was relatively painless, right? Favourite Music Types: Celtic, folk/traditional, rock, gothic, punk, metal, classical, instrumental/orchestral, soundtracks (especially anime soundtracks). I Like: Feedback, it makes my day. Writing. Sleep. Pancakes. Chocolate. Other cultures. Anime/manga. Webcomics. Music. Writing. Rain. Wind. I Dislike: Overused cliches. Bad writing. Stupidity. Insomnia. Ice. Things that are off-key. Overcast days without any rain. Being lonely. Future Plans: I plan to write whether I get paid for it or not; that's what I've been doing all my life and that's what I will continue to do until my hands get too weak/brittle/arthritic/amputated to continue. And then I will learn to write with my feet, or get a computer that will allow me to dictate until I lose my voice. Otherwise, they will be prying a pen from my cold dead hands before shoving me in the ground. In the nearer, foreseeable future, however, I am planning to become an editor and attempt to get some damn literacy back into this world. The Fics: Anything older than 2008/2009: is officially on hiatus/dropped. My writing style has changed, and my fic-writing 'career' spans a long enough period of time so that it reaches the point where it's very difficult to get back into writing my older chaptered fics. I apologize to everyone who's put me on alert for those stories. I'm keeping them up, though it's sometimes painful for me to look at it (was I really that young when I wrote it?), as a record of what I've done. I hope people can continue to take some enjoyment out of what content managed to get posted. X/1999, TRC, KKM: I still hope to do a bit more work in some of these fandoms, but I can't guarantee anything. I'll call these fandoms semi-hiatus'ed. Axis Powers Hetalia: This is my current fandom. I've gone on a bit of historical rampage lately, and I can see myself writing this for awhile yet. I've turned myself into a huge Canadian-historical-content-addict, so please bear with me as I use fic to explore some of these issues. Also, please note that the titles that begin "One Day/Night" are part of a series. The following list will be updated with the chronological order of the events that inspired them, if that's how you like to read them. Dates have also been included at the beginning of each summary in my works list at the bottom of my profile. 1605. One Night in Acadia. 1636. One Day in Huronia. 1759. One Day in Quebec. 1759. Ishmael. (One Day in Quebec - Interlude) 1765. Alouette (Post One Day in Quebec) That is all. Now, go read the fics. That's why you're on this site, right? | |||||||||
1. Ishmael reviews1759. Wasn't England supposed to be the bad guy, here? Why was the bad guy trying to do something good for him, and why was the good guy willing to just let him go as though none of this mattered? Part of the One Day In... series.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-09 - Canada & France2. Stand Back Everyone » reviewsDr. Soviet has the world's most annoying nemesis. When a chance rescue causes growing interest between the Doctor's laundry buddy/crush and Captain Freedom, however, he learns that things can always get worse. And usually will. Crossover AU, crack.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-1-09 - Russia & America3. Alouette reviews1765. England moving in wasn't actually that big of a change, except no matter what he did he wasn't France. Canada wishes he could be completely all right with that. What happened after Quebec. Part of the "One Day In..." series.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-09 - Canada & England4. One Day in Quebec reviews1759. Canada remembers a certain packet of letters the day the British land in the St. Lawrence below the cliffs of the city, and makes a decision. Part of the "One Day In..." series.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-09 - Canada5. One Night in Acadia1605. The night is dark, and in the little cabin, Canada can't help but think about loneliness and why the people he learns to care about always have to leave. Part of the "One Day In..." series.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Published: 10-19-09 - Canada & France6. One Day in Huronia reviews1636. Scaring Canada would be counterproductive, as usually a few gentle reminders were all that was needed to keep him on the straight and narrow. It didn't mean he had to agree with France all the time, though. Part of the "One Day In..." series.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-09 - Canada & France7. Room With a View of Something Debatable reviewsWhile America was visiting, England decided to culture the boy a little in modern British cinematic productions. A mistake? Or a step towards regaining what was lost? If only America would shut up about Hollywood being better, it might be easier to try...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-09 - America & England - Complete8. Take The Pieces One By One » reviewsA series of shortfic with a variety of characters, keeping lyrics in mind as a spark. Ranges from inappropriate France, day-jobs, flowers and freeze-rays, to all that cannot be replaced.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-099. Pointers reviewsMinimalist crack, crossover with X1999. Wolfram, and poor scarred Yuuri, run into someone who is more than knowledgable in the art of possession, and who also knows a thing or two about dealing with unwilling boyfriends... Now with OMAKE!Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete10. Session reviewsFor some reason, they had been given puppets, and it was all Sorata's fault. But you had to pity the guy. He had NO idea what he'd let himself in for...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete11. Reconciliation reviewsSeishirou catches up. Kamui is pissy. Subaru is oblivious. Much sugar is consumed, and Kamui's sweet tooth gets the better of his common sense. SeiKam interaction, SS.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-07 - Complete12. True Love Always Prevails, Right? reviewsMokona searches for true love... and finds it. Crackfic, possibly WTF inducingTsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete13. Promises to Keep reviewsI bet you knew that something like this would happen. But I'm still coming back. Don't you ever think I won't.... Could possibly be KT, depending on how much you're squinting.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-06 - Complete14. Curse You » reviewsIt was supposed to make things easier, sending the ninja and the wizard off for the groceries. But nothing’s ever easy, and the encounter with the witch and the resulting curse was anything but... T for safety's sake...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 7-24-0615. Night reviewsSix feet by two feet by six. It's a lot of dirt to move, but what the hell. The hardest part is mine by right...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete16. Time Passes reviews... and Chii wishes for the return of the lost precious moments. Bittersweet fluff that experiments with a... more controversial pairing... ! !, aka, FxC, in as accurate a manner as possible. Enjoy.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-2-06 - Complete17. A Dream of Smiles » reviewsA memory... a hope... a dream of smiles. Series of unconnected drabbles focussed on happier times. Up at last! Chapter Six: Snow.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-2-06 - Published: 2-8-0618. Shut Up! reviewsWhen one is always on the move, on a hopeless quest that seems to pit everything against you and seems likely to run on forever, even the little everyday things can drive one around the bend...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-30-06 - Complete19. The Price of Secrets » reviewsThe price of keeping things secret can be a terrible, exacting one but what other choice does one have when one can't be sure of trusting anyone else?... Ch. 6 UP!Blood Price. BIG SPOILER alert for ch. 120, don't read if you wish to preserve your sanityTsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 4-8-0620. Concerning Limes And Ninjas reviewsPure silliness with a lime fresh taste! And probably NOT what you think it is...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-29-06 - Complete21. The Cruelties of Hitsuzen » reviewsThe final farewell. Tears, regret... and Kurogane screws up. NOT shonen ai, and rated mainly for Kuro language. Formerly 'Don't Go', but retitled when I added the second chapter.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 12-19-05 - Complete22. Sometimes I Wish reviewsTwo long years after everyone has gone their separate ways. Except for Fai and Mokona... A peaceful, wistful little vignette.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-1-05 - Complete23. No Weaknesses reviewsVol. 7 spoilers. Waiting in the Cat’s Eye for Syaoran to return... waiting for the sun to set...Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-30-05 - Complete24. Smeagol's ALIVE! And In Canada » reviewsOur favourite evil, mutated hobbit-person falls into Earth and lands on a girl named Ria. Thought up during extreme boredom, so it is weird. PG for a few swears.RR.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 3-24-03 - Gollum25. Finding Sirius » reviewsEveryone's favourite movie about clownfish is crossed with the world of Harry Potter. The result? Madness and colourful insanity, all gathered into one 'special' li'l fic! RR please.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-2-04 - Published: 1-13-04 - Sirius B. & Harry P.26. Truth Really IS Stranger Than Fiction » reviewsAn unidentified student gives Sirius a VERY strong dose of Veritaserum, but no one notices. Well, not until he starts telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, anyways...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-30-04 - Published: 10-15-03 - Sirius B.27. Adventures Of A Desperate Elf » reviewsThere is a new race of creatures in Mirkwood. And they are after Legolas...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 6-8-03 - Legolas28. The Sirens' Isle reviewsThe passing of the Sirens' isle, in rhyming stanzas, mostly focussing on the effect of the Sirens' music on Ulysses. A poem I wrote for a school assignment.Homer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-0429. Itsy Bitsy Marauders » reviewsKnow why the Marauders were such good friends? It had something to do with a mini-mischief escapade at St. Mungo's when they were still toddlers. Oh dear. Trouble with a capital T ensues...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 9-27-0330. Bibbety, Bobbety, Boo: Ridiculous Wizard Tales » reviewsTake several classic fairy tales. Mix with the world of HP. Shake vigorously. Serve with the world's least useful witch...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-21-03 - Published: 8-18-0331. 99 Miniature Nazgul » reviewsAwwww, how CUTE! Title says all, but please read anyways. PG to be on the safe side, who knows what turn this story will take...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 3-24-03 - Sauron32. It's The End Of Middle Earth reviewsA silly, not very good songfic based on the song End of The World, only with LoTR lyrics. I was bored, so I made it up. R/RLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-0333. It's Not Easy Being Evil: Sauron's Diary » reviewsIt is NOT easy being evil. Annoying fashion-conscious Nazgul. Overbearing wizards. Stupid Balrogs. Annoying hobbits who keep stealing your stuff...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-24-03 - Published: 3-5-03 - Sauron34. Where Is The Hope That Leads Us On? » reviewsKender Angst! Tasslehoff Burrfoot suffers in the hours after his best friend Flint Fireforge dies, and he is beginning to lose hope. Who says kenders are always happy?Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-0335. The Doom » reviewsWarning: this is a DL/LoTR crossover, leaning a little heavy on the LoTR side, but oh well. Sam Gamgee stars as a kender in the scene on Mt. Doom. Muahahahaaa...I mean, POOR Frodo! Will Middle-Earth survive? Please. R/R.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-03 - Samwise G. & Frodo B.36. A Song To Elbereth? reviewsLindir is trying to teach Merry and Pippin how to sing a song to Elbereth (book reference). But it's not working so well. I wonder why...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-21-03 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.