Hi! er... So I'm Lauren and i'm a 16 year old girl who lives in England. I love to read, and I'm addicted to Silent Witness and NCIS. I'm also crazy about castle (am sooo pleased those two are finally together!) I also love Lie to me, Elementary, Call The Midwife, Scott&Bailey, Above Suspicion and Bones, as well as Rizzoli and Isles. And like most British children/teens, Doctor Who!

I stumbled across the world of fanfic by accident, while looking for spoilers for a show. I just read for about 6 months, but then began writing.

At the moment my obsession is the 'In Death' series by JD Robb... i'm insanely jealous of Eve and Roarke! I normally ship conventional pairings, and love parent/child pairings too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porifle.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5% who are not, copy and paste this to your profile(We are who we are)

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

99% of teens would have a heart attack if Facebook and MySpace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the 1%, who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If You've Ever Wished You Could go into a Book and Strangle Some of the Characters for Being so Incredibly Dumb, Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile.

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favourite quotes:

Peter: Is there any news?
Sister Evangelina: It's a baby, not a lubricated penguin! It doesn't just slide out!

Kate Beckett: "Be careful, ok?"
Castle: "Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?"
Beckett: "Screw this up and I'll kill you"
Castle: "That's more like it"

Castle: "Did you know in the original Greek 'Tragedy' literally means 'Goat Song'? I know, doesn't make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was I can't help but think bad things must have happened to that goat ..."

Castle: "You know what I think it's about time we set the parental controls on your computer"
Alexis: "Please, I had to set the controls on your computer, remember?"
Castle: "Speaking of which ..."
Alexis: "No!"

Castle: yin yan is harmony. Yin yin is... A name for a panda...

Castle: It tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid!

Beckett: "Well motorcycles are what girls want when we realise we're never gonna get a pony."

Martha: "When it comes right down to it would you be willing to break her out of prison because that my boy is true love."

Angela Rizzoli: "I won't embarrass you!"
Jane Rizzoli: "Thirty years experience tells me otherwise"

Jane Rizzoli: "What if ..."
Maura Isles: "I don't like sentences that start with 'what if'"
Jane Rizzoli: "Let's assume ..."
Maura Isles: "How is that any better?"

Maura: You know, many people accused of witchcraft were actually suffering a mental disorder.
Jane: NO!? You mean they weren't actually witches?!

Jenny: Sometimes things aren't simple. Sometimes, you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it, because no matter how hard you try you can't change the outcome.

Ziva: Are you lonely, Gibbs?
Gibbs: Nah. You're not lonely when you got kids. (Kisses Ziva) Night, kid.

Arthur: She's a troll!
Uther: How dare you speak about her like that!?
Arthur: What is wrong with you?! Look at the state of her! She just ripped a door off its hinges, doesn't that tell you something?!
Uther: ENOUGH!
Arthur: She's a troll! A giant... grey...
Morgana: Stinking!
Arthur: Stinking... troll!!!

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