Author has written 18 stories for Splatalot, My Little Pony, Pixelface, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Wrestling, and Misc. Tv Shows.
Greetings! You've had the pleasure of stumbling upon my profile, please pour yourself a glass of Peach Squirtle, and help yourself to some Cococrisp Figs.
I am TheBlazingOptimist, but you can call me Blaze. OK, so my name's not really Blaze, it's Tia.
But you can still call me Blaze.
Here's a bit about moi:
I like Splatalot, WWE, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Rainbow Dash RULES!), and anime/manga, such as Ichigo Mashimaro, .hack//Legend of the Twilight, and AKB0048.
I'm a chocaholic.
And most importantly...
I'm also the owner of a FictionPress.net account, where I'm known by the same alias as on FF.net, as well as a Twitter:
And a Facebook page:
Oh, and a yet-to-be-properly-used YouTube account:
My Ranking of the Splatalot Defenders
1. Gildar (HE'S SOOOOOO EPIC!)
10. Tinkor (just because he's the only male Defender who I'd feel weird crushing on!)
My Ranking of the Mane Six from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
1. Rainbow Dash (she's at least 20% cooler than everypony else)
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Twilight Sparkle
6. Rarity (her melodrama is sort of annoying, this is subject to change)
Name twelve of your favourite fictional characters in any order.
1. Gildar (Splatalot)
2. Shaiden (Splatalot)
3. Kookaburra (Splatalot)
4. Rainbow Dash (MLP:FiM)
5. Pinkie Pie (MLP: FiM)
6. Applejack (MLP:FiM)
7. Thorne (Splatalot)
8. Ballista (Splatalot)
9. Crocness (Splatalot)
10. Twilight Sparkle (MLP:FiM)
11. Spike (MLP: FiM)
12. Fluttershy (MLP:FiM)
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? No, I don't really like those sort of fics, but I can tolerate them.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? Yeah, he's quite cute, but he's nowhere as hot as 1. ;D
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? Applejack got Gildar pregnant? Well, all the other Defenders would just be wondering what the hell they'd been smoking. x3
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? Not any specifically about Crocness, but I've read a few involving her and the rest of the Defenders.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple? NO! NONONONO! THORNE AND SHAIDEN ARE BROTHER AND SISTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IT WOULD BE INCEST! I HATE INCEST!
6) Four/eight or four/nine? Hmm, I'd probably say four/eight, Rainbow Dash goes together with Ballista more than she does with Crocness.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If Thorne discovered Kookaburra and Ballista in a secret relationship? He'd give them hell. No questions. xD
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? Somewhere Beyond the Sea or Maneater. The first would be Crocness' past, the second would be her trying to kill a former love who cheated on her. I have a sick mind. O.O
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Kookaiden fluff, Pinkie Pie/Kook and Pinkie Pie/Shaiden friendship.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? Well, it wouldn't be a pick up line, more of a diss- "Ew, how much pink? Seriously, HOW MUCH PINK?"
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
THORNE WALKS IN ON SHAIDEN AND FLUTTERSHY HAVING SEX. Um, well, I guess he'd see them, slap Shaiden round the face and say "BEASTIALTY! YOU MONSTER! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT THIS! STUPID, STUPID LITTLE SISTER!" and other insults. Fluttershy would fly out of the nearest window crying.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? A dream. A very, very weird dream.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Yes.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that I know of.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
30) What genre(s) would you put a Two/Twelve fic under?
My Favourite Pairings (and when I've written about them)
Clairelexia (Claireparker and Alexia, Pixelface)- writing them in My Treasure
Kookaiden (Kookaburra and Shaiden, Splatalot)- teasing at this pairing in A Wolf Tale
Gildista (Gildar and Ballista, Splatalot)
Skabbtriss (Skabb and Knightriss, Splatalot)
Pokey-Pie/Pinkie-Pierce (Pokey Pierce and Pinkie Pie, MLP:FiM)
Carajack (Caramel and Applejack, MLP:FiM)
SoarinDash (Soarin' and Rainbow Dash, MLP:FiM)
FlutterMac (Fluttershy and Big Mackintosh, MLP:FiM)
TimeBubbles (Doctor Hooves/Time Turner and Derpy, MLP:FiM)- have written them in The Flying High Trilogy, and Pearls and Paper Bags
TwiEeyore (Twilight Sparkle and Eeyore, from MLP:FiM and the Winnie the Pooh franchise. If you don't know how this pairing came about, search up "The Adjustment Burro" on YouTube. MADtv, thank you.)
Kaiku (Kaito and Miku, Vocaloid)
Lumi (Len and Gumi, Vocaloid)
Riniver (Rin and Oliver, Vocaloid)
Lukupo (Gakupo and Luka)
Keiko (Kaito and Meiko, Vocaloid)
Braeheart (Braeburn and Little Strongheart, MLP:FiM)
Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, MLP:FiM
Lyra and BonBon, MLP:FiM
Fancypants and Rarity, MLP:FiM
SweetieSpike (Spike and Sweetie Belle, MLP:FiM)
Invisi-Billy and Spectra Vondergeist, Monster High
Clawd and Draculaura, Monster High
Jackson Jekyll and Frankie Stein, Monster High
Gil and Lagoona, Monster High
Cleo and Deuce, Monster High
Heath Burns and Abbey Bominable, Monster High
Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler, WWE, Chris tops)- planning several one-shots and a chapter story for this pairing
Edge and Christian (WWE, either can top)
Zack Ryder and Scott Stanford, (WWE, Scott tops)
Matt Striker and Josh Matthews (WWE, Matt tops)- planning a smut one-shot with these two
Road Dogg and Josh Matthews (WWE, Dogg tops)- have written them in Our Own Piece of Paradise, planning a few more one-shots and a love triangle chapter story with them
Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder (WWE, Dolph tops)
AJ Lee and CM Punk (WWE)
Drew Mcintyre and Heath Slater (WWE, Drew tops. Stems from their new stable, 3MB, and, regarding Jinder, I imagine him as the unlucky third wheel, sorry matey)- have written one-sided slash for them in Not Even the Best Man, planning at least two proper slash one-shots this pairing, one is smut, one is fluff, the other is Jinder angsting.
Mina (Metal and Tina, MyMusic)
Mintern 2 (Metal and Intern 2, MyMusic, Metal tops)
Scindie (Scene and Indie, MyMusic)
Techstep (Techno and Dubstep, MyMusic)
Aksana and The Miz (have written for them in Lawful Wedded Wife. Stems from Aksana's involvement in the wedding part of Miz's Survivor Series 2012 commercial)
Rosa Mendes and Alberto Del Rio (WWE)
Kane and Daniel Bryan (WWE, Kane tops)-have written for them in Anger (a friendship-based story, but can be classed as slash)
Seth Rollins and CM Punk (Punk tops)- have written for them in Champions and Balloons
Fang and Max (Maximum Ride series)
Hoo-Dude and Frankie Stein, Monster High
Gildar and Vane, Splatalot (Gildar tops, still deciding whether to write an mpreg oneshot with these two...)
Vane and Kookaburra, Splatalot (Vane tops, stems from a line from the former in the Splatapult 2 game which reads something like "You might think that this is what the Defenders deserve...but not the pretty ones...with green hair." Ooh, Vane. I'm going to have fun with you this season. :D)
Kelly Kelly and Edge, WWE
Rarity and Thunderlane, MLP:FiM
Zigglee (Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee, WWE)
Yuka Ichijo and Mamoru, AKB0048
Spiller and Arrietty, Arietty
Kenji and Natsuki, Summer Wars
Takershy (Undertaker from WWE, and Fluttershy from MLP:FiM)-planning a multi-chapter story
Holo and Kraft Lawerence, from Spice and Wolf
Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon and Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask, from Sailor Moon
Vaetal (Vane and Faetal, from Splatalot)
Kooktal (Kookaburra and Faetal, from Splatalot)
Drew McIntyre and Hope Slater, my OC
Thorne and Crystal Lauritsen, from my Splatalot fanfic A Wolf Tale
CM Punk and Mickie James, WWE
Jeff Hardy and Maria, WWE
Chris Masters and Eve Torres, WWE
Hardycest (no hate pls)
CM Punk and Maria, WWE
Chris Kirkman and Beth Tezuka, from Bravest Warriors
Fionna and Prince Gumballfrom Adventure Time
Ice Queen and Ice King, from Adventure Time
Flame Princess and Finn, from Adventure Time
Jake and Lady Rainicorn, from Adventure Time
Cake and Lord Monochromicorn, Adventure Time
Finn and Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Rime
Marshall Lee and Marceline, Adventure Time
Phan (Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, from YouTube)
Naru and Nephrite, Sailor Moon
KunZoi (Kunzite and Zoisite, Sailor Moon)
Brickie (Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero, WWE)
Yuuichirou Kumada and Rei Hino, Sailor Moon
Artemis and Luna, Sailor Moon
Sheamus and Applejack, MLP and WWE, have written for them in Irish Apples
DangerFox (Guy Dangerous and Scarlet Fox from the game Temple Run)
Top Twelve Wrestlers & Questions
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
1. Bold the names of people you’d definitely get with.
2. Italicize the names of people you might get with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the people who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question (?) mark after the people you’ve never heard of.
5. Underline the people you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
David Hart Smith
The Great Khali
Alberto Del Rio
The Big Show
Caylen Croft (he randomly came up in my Twitter as a person I should follow, I have no idea what he's done, but DAMN, he's hot!)
My write-up on the recent NXT Invasion and what can be done with it:
100 Random facts: Q&A's
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have no scars, honest!
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Some old, OLD wallpaper that was put up when I was born, a couple posters of my local football/soccer team (Derby County FC), a map of Equestria, a poster of the cast of MLP:FiM season 1, posters of Zack Ryder, CM Punk, AJ Lee and Heath Slater and a Winnie The Pooh alphabet board my Auntie got for me.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Luckily, I don't do any of those.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I like some of the old stuff, like MJ and The Beatles, but I'm partial to some Nickelback (NO HATE) and Breaking Benjamin at times.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10:50 AM.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Probably for MLP:FiM Season 3 to start...
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Life before the Internet. That thing did so much for me, but it can clog up my life sometimes..
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My laptop, all of my stories, my family.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5"4
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes, yeah.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes, yes I do.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mum. She got mad at me.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Britney Spears' Fantasy, simply because IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH! :P
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? That sort of stuff doesn't bother me.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?I know this is a really big cliche, but I'd like to proposed to in a quiet city park. :3
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drinks, I'm against coffee 100%.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?Chocolate cake.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Nope! :D
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A friendship bracelet.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes, loads of WWE Superstars, Gildar from Splatalot, and a couple people from my school...
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? WeLoveFine, their pony shirts are amazing.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, a dog called Alfie.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A Scottish terrier.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I would. Love is something you can't help but fall into.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them, no electronic communications, no having other people do it for you. Just tell them, face to face.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 26!
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?Brunettes. I'M a brunette.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mum.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?Idiots at school, idiots on the Internet, and oh, how much John Cena is pushed. It's a smark thing. :P
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY?Yep, several times.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Being pushed too far.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I've met Mark Haskins, a guy who, at the time, was wrestling for TNA... I've also met Jeremy Keeling, the Animal Director at Monkey World, and star of the TV show Monkey Life.
37. FIRST JOB? Student, but I was once an unpayed business associate for my friend who made comics...
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes, and I got in big trouble for it. :(
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Finding CM Punk fanfics. :D
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Pretty much all the new MLP figures and Bratz dolls, maybe some Monster High or Novi Stars... oh, and some WWE figures. :3
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2, I wouldn't be able to cope with more than that.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah... sometimes.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Anything that'll make my hair clean.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really, it's usually quite scruffy and illegible. :(
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails... ALL THE TIME.
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't own any CD's.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If I were a guy, then yep. If I were a tomboyish girl, yep. If I were a catty girl, NOPE.
56. DREAM JOB? Author, WWE Diva/writer, internet celebrity.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?Punching a stuffed pillow.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Nan and Grandad's house.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Bratz dolls. :D
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Too many to count.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes...
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, the affect it has on people varies. :P
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A good personality.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Ti (in real life), Blaze (on the Internet)
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I go through phases with that sort of stuff, but right now I love Shinedown.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, any WWE programming, Splatalot
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Not sure.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Brownie.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yup.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Gym class. 'Nuff said.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? WAIT WHAT? OH MY GOD I DIDN'T YOU SNEAKY LITTLE-
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Around 50...
75. ARE YOU IN LOVE? Yep... *sighs*
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW/WHAT IS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? Diamond Eyes by Shinedown, my favourite song at the moment.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk... ohmygod, I'm slowly turning into Kurt Angle. xP
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Nan.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Their eyes, or their smile.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Born This Way by Lady Gaga.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? What annoys me is pretty much the same as what I hate.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December, because Christmas.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo! (Mine!)
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark, DARK brunette.
86. EYE COLOR? Darkish brown.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never had it. Although I can't imagine eating raw fish. D:
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? One of Tobuscus' Happy Wheels videos. WHEEW! :D
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? August 31st, my birthday. Or Christmas.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Nope.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? DEMOCRAT! O-o-obamaaaa!
95. KISSES OR HUGS? If from someone I like, kisses. If from someone I'm less familiar with, hugs. Depends, I guess.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Either. ;D
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bunch of random toys...
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't own one, myself.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Jane Blonde Spies Trouble by Jill Marshall. I've just got into the Jane Blonde series, and it's better than most people say it is.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Depressing and sad.I've never really been in any proper, two-person reciprocal relationships. :'(
Pictures of clothes mentioned in fanfics:
Stephanie's wedding dress from Not Even the Best Man:
Crystal's outfit from the last chapter of A Wolf Tale:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime, Onyx Midnight, SongoftheWolf, FullMoonBallad, XxListlessAngelxX,Gothic Angel From Hell, x.Cult Of Personality.x, shiki94, TheBlazingOptomist
Well, that was interesting... maybe it's a sign of the randomness to come...
Wishing you a happy life,
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