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Author has written 57 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora, El Cazador de la Bruja, Doctor Who, Gurren Lagann, Antique Bakery, One Piece, Junjō Romantica, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ. About me: I'm female, and currently in University, taking an English degree. After a bad year in terms of writing (2007), I feel more refreshed and update a fair bit now, though it is mainly oneshots and drabbles. I haven't really written any chaptered stories for two years now, and it's a shame, but I just don't feel up to it. A lot of the fandoms I enjoy are the ones I've written for, though some stuff just doesn't get posted here. I don't post my more sexual stuff on here at the moment because of NC-17/MA being banned. I've lost one account before, and I don't particularly wish to lose one again. But don't worry! The homepage link above will take you to the place that has hosted all of my fics that I've posted to date. If you see a chapter or oneshot that fades off into nothing, check there to see if there's an extended sexier version. There should be, anyway. If you want to host any of my fics, please send me a PM. That also goes for if you want to translate anything of mine into another language. All I ask is that you link me to where you want to post first. However, FF.net doesn't allow links in PMs so please be a bit crafty with it. After that, I will be able to tell you yes or no. If I say yes, I will also ask to be properly credited (linking to my ff.net profile/story) and for a link of the final product so I can check anything over. If you need the html, just ask and I can provide it for you, as I keep a copy of it saved. Links to stuff: I decided to only link the worthwhile sites on here; you do not need to know everywhere I am posted. http://slaughterchichi.deviantart.com - My deviantART account that hosts some of my fics. http://members.fanworks.org/thechichislaughterhouse - Has some of my uncensored DBZ fanfiction here. http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/fanfiction/autor/155340/212173/- Has translations of some of my fanfics in German, done by Lack.Of.Confidence with FULL PERMISSION. Please check this page out if you can read German! http://www.diary.ru/~OnePiece-yaoi/p78103858.htm - Translations of my Smoker/Ace drabbles into Russian, by Rewer with FULL PERMISSION. Please check this page out if you can read Russian! Also, the link set as my 'homepage' contains all my fics with no censoring. Everything I have written and posted is on it. Please feel free to watch it if you are a member of livejournal. IMPORTANT: Below is a link to a petition to bring back NC-17(now referred to as 'MA') to fanfiction.net. Now, I would like you to know that I myself did not create this, but merely sign it and advertise it because I believe in what it stands for. Though it seems to have little-to-no effect on this site at all, I am still keeping the link here in the hope that possibly, one day, I will see enough attention on it to bring back the more adult things on this site, as this is not really a site for children, but for ages 13 and older. Please take the time to sign it if you feel the same way. http://www.petitiononline.com/ff1234/petition.html DBZ UPDATES: ALL ON HIATUS - will be updated when/if they're updated. Ningen or Nekojin? (AU, Vegeta being a cat...etc) 9/? chapters. (Chapters one to four reposted with censors/Chapters five onwards are brand new!) On hiatus for now. When Love Is A Gun (AU, Vegeta born and raised as a whore) 6/? chapters. On hiatus for now. KYOSORA UPDATES: Working on my 10lilies claim at the moment. I've done 8/10 of the prompts and only have two left to go. After that, I will probably just be writing more oneshots. Unfortunately I can't think of any plots I want to write for this series. ONE PIECE UPDATES: Two fics in planning stages that may or may not make it. Drabbles ahoy and oneshots for sure. NEW NEWS: Finally admitted DBZ updates are in almost permanent hiatus for now. Updated One Piece section to be a little more accurate. ~TCSH | |||||||
1. Repeat reviewsTime and time again she had done this... HomuraxMadoka, mild sexual suggestiveness.Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-11 - Homura A. & Madoka K. - Complete2. ZoSan drabbles » reviewsA bunch of ZoroxSanji drabbles I've written so far. Will be updated with new ones later on. M rated for possible future drabbles.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 31,499 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 4-14-11 - Published: 12-30-08 - Zoro & Sanji3. SmoAce drabbles » reviewsA bunch of SmokerxAce drabbles I've written so far. Will be updated with new ones later on, but not too often. M rated for possible future drabbles.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 1-22-09 - Ace & Smoker4. Seven Deadly Kisses » reviewsSeven sins, seven kisses. Written for the 7snogs challenge on LJ. Chapters 4 and 6 omitted, but details on how to get them are inside. ZoroxSanji. -Complete-One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete5. General drabbles » reviewsA bunch of general or non-pairing specific drabbles for One Piece. Will be updated as I write more. Rated 'T' for possible future drabbles.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 1-1-096. Boxed reviewsLuffy's been captured by the marines, so it's up to the other Strawhats to rescue him! With Usopp leading them in, Zoro and Sanji are...trapped in a crate? ZoroxSanji. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-09 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete7. Stripes reviewsMy take on the reason behind Sanji's recent fashion error. Has spoilers for the new anime arc 386 onwards, and rated 'M' just in case. ZoroxSanji. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-09 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete8. Thanks, That Was Fun reviewsSanji thinks back on what's gone on in their relationship; how it started, how it ended. ZoroxSanji. Written to the song of the same name. 'M' rating to be on the safe side. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-5-09 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete9. Secrets reviewsKuu worries Setsuna might be hiding something from her... 9 of 10lilies. -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-18-09 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete10. Last Request reviewsIf anything, Sanji had always thought that Zoro would have been the first to die. He was wrong. Mild ZoroxSanji friendship etc up to you , rated 'M' for death themes. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-09 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete11. Wrestle reviewsIt's never too hot for Zoro and Sanji to have a huge argument. ZoroxSanji -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-09 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete12. Public Announcement reviewsWhenever Sanji saw that ominous grin on Zoro's face he sighed. ZoroxSanji smut -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-08 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete13. Loyalty reviewsSetsuna thinks about loyalty, and where her loyalties have laid. Number 10 of 10lilies. 3 more to go! SetsunaxKuu -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-08 - Kuu & Setsuna - Complete14. Lucky reviewsSomething Setsuna did not understand. SetsunaxKuu. 5 of 10lilies. -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-08 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete15. Nurse Hirosan reviewsFor the kink meme on LJ. Hiroki receives a package in the post, and is not impressed. Nowaki, however, is. NowakixHiroki. -Oneshot-Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete16. Sand reviewsNami fears she has picked the wrong place for a date with Vivi. NamixVivi. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-08 - Nami & Vivi - Complete17. Shells reviewsSet during episode 145 after the shell incident. Sanji's more hurt than he let on, and Zoro's more perceptive than he seems. ZoroxSanji. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-08 - Sanji & Zoro - Complete18. Squid reviewsIt's a hard life at sea, but Zoro will always be there to back you up. Even if it is only about food. ZoroxSanji, whether friendship or romance is up to you. -Oneshot-One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-08 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete19. Tie reviewsChikage and Tachibana don't realise how much their daily routine affects Ono. One-sided OnoxTachibana. -Oneshot-Antique Bakery - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete20. Triangle reviewsAn AU set on Vegetasei. Today is a special day for the whole planet, so why can't Turles be happier? TurlesxVegeta, GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-08 - Turles & Vegeta - Complete21. Soap reviewsThe days in the prison are boring for Simon. At least, until it's shower time, of course. SimonxViral. -Oneshot-Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete22. Pillow reviewsDown in hell, Nappa was having a problem. BrollixNappa. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-08 - Brolly & Nappa - Complete23. Request reviewsNia asked Yoko to cut her hair in episode 12. What was she thinking at the time? NiaxYoko shoujo ai. -Oneshot-Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete24. Good Intentions reviewsSetsuna is asleep, so Kuu tries baking again... SetsunaxKuu. 6 of 10lilies. -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-08 - Kuu & Setsuna - Complete25. Unexpected News reviewsA letter arrives at their door... SetsunaxKuu, KaonxHimiko. 1 of 10lilies. -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-08 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete26. A New Beginning reviewsHe had always wanted to give her part of himself. DoctorxRose, set during Journey's end! SPOILERS for that ep inside. -Oneshot-Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete27. Raincloud reviewsIt was supposed to have been perfect. But the weather disagreed. SetsunaxKuu. -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-08 - Kuu & Setsuna - Complete28. Leaving reviewsThe reason Ellis had wanted to leave was because of Nadie. NadiexEllis, set during and after the final episode. 62 of 100 themes. -Oneshot-El Cazador de la Bruja - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-08 - Nadie & Ellis - Complete29. A Keepsake reviewsWhat if Kuu lost all her memories of Kyoshiro? Number 11: Memory of the 100 themes and 4: A keepsake of 10lilies at LJ. SetsunaxKuu -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-08 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete30. Quiet reviewsKuu's observations on Setsuna. Number 15: Silence of the 100 themes and 7: Quiet of 10lilies at LJ. SetsunaxKuu -Oneshot-Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-08 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete31. Last Hope reviewsSmiling over the table, Goku gave Vegeta a coy look. Number 94 of 100 themes. GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-2-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete32. Rainbow reviewsThe weather had been perfectly fine that morning... Number 18. GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete33. Blood reviewsStumbling forward, the taller Saiyan ran across the forest floor, falling to his knees... Number 17. GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete34. Prideful Prince’s Promised Panties reviews"Kakarott…this is stupid!" Vegeta growled through the bathroom door… GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete35. Lying In reviewsDaylight broke in through the window like a thief... GokuxVegeta. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete36. Do Not Disturb reviewsBra accidentally interrupts the mating rituals of an endangered species... Number 63 of the 100 themes challenge. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-5-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete37. Eyes reviewsAnother of the 100 themes challenge ficlets. The attraction between them was fierce, and on occasion, had nearly made them lose their control... -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-08 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete38. Ningen or nekojin? » reviewsChapters five onwards are new. Kakarott finds a neko Vegeta and takes him in...driving Chichi away...but what will happen to Vegeta? AU -Censored and HIATUS-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,894 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 4-30-06 - Goku & Vegeta39. Worry reviewsIntroducing Kyoshiro to Kuu's class has an unexpected effect on Oogami, then Kyo himself does something unexpected... KyoJin. Shonen ai. [Oneshot]Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-07 - Oogami & Kyoshiro - Complete40. When love is a gun » reviewsSet in the times of the American civil war. Vegeta is a young man unaware of what may be his tragic fate. More detailed summary inside. -Censored and HIATUS-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,084 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 7-31-07 - Goku & Vegeta41. Unexpected reviewsVegeta mulls over a recent event. Mild shonen ai. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete42. Goodbye my lover reviewsOne night, Goku escapes from the afterlife in ghost form to check upon Vegeta, not knowing why. -Oneshot-Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete43. Promise reviewsSetsuna's inner thoughts about Kuu. Takes place before episode six. SetsunaxKuu. [Oneshot]Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-07 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete44. Listener reviewsWhen Kyoshiro is gone, Kuu and Setsuna are left alone. Takes place in episode seven, so contains spoilers for up to this episode. Onesided shoujo ai, noncanon coupling. SetsunaxKuu. [Oneshot]Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-5-07 - Setsuna & Kuu - Complete45. Cheerleader? reviewsVegeta's left alone in Capsule Corp one day, when out of boredom, he goes into Bra's room... Queue the pink! [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-22-07 - Vegeta & Goku - Complete46. Scrutiny reviewsGoku watches the Prince's training...and gets caught. Yaoi [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-21-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete47. Passion reviewsFrom the beginning we held great passion for each other. Some people would call this hate, whereas others would call it love. As for me, I can tell you that the thin line between the two can sometimes be thinner than you would expect. GokuxVegeta[Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-12-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete48. Out behind the bike shed » reviewsWritten for Jay Ficlover. It's the start of year twelve for a young man named Goku, but what friends and surprises will the school year bring? GOKUXVEGETA. OMG. [Censored and complete]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,839 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 3-31-06 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete49. Breathe Again reviewsInspired by something a few friends on deviantART are doing an 100 themes challenge. Number ten from the list. Vegeta wants to try something new... [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-17-06 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete50. Wedding Night reviewsJust last year's birthday present for lordofthepies. Title should REALLY say all. XD M rated because of mentions of sexual discussion and viewing, also chapter two is a lemon. [Complete]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-06 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete51. Acquiesce reviewsShort little oneshot. GokuxVegeta pairing, please read warnings! M for language. Yaoish content. [Complete]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-12-06 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete52. Destruction reviewsIt seems like the end for the Earth...their warriors are defeated. But Goku has something to get off his chest before he dies... Shonen ai. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-29-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete53. Stargazing reviewsVegeta and Goku in a park at midnight…the stars twinkling down at them…Why are they there? Read to find out! [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-17-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete54. Rejection reviewsVegeta decides to tell Goku how he feels…how will it go? Shonen ai. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-5-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete55. All the things he said reviewsAnother spoof…this time of Tatu's 'All the things she said'… From Goku and Vegeta pov's! Shonen ai content. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-5-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete56. Out of touch, Out of time reviewsVegeta, the proud and powerful Prince of Saiyans. Yes, I used to be called that… Vegeta mused as he lay on the dark carpeted floor, bleeding. Tears came to his eyes as he lay there, useless, dying. Shonen ai. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-2-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete57. When she's looking like that reviewsI have no idea what to summarise this as…it's from Goku's POV and it's a Westlife spoof. Feel free to laugh or swoon along with me! Shonen ai content. [Oneshot]Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-7-05 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete
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