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Author has written 7 stories for Shugo Chara!, Miracle Train ~Ōedo-sen e Yōkoso~, Bleach, Tsubasa Chronicle, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fairy Tail. Hello Humans and Nonhumans of the internet! I am Starlight, as you could tell this is a fake name. I personally don't want my real name or age shown on the internet. I respect privicy so don't push it about me. Hair Color - Brown Eye color - brown Age - NOT TELLING!! Height - 5'5 Hobbies: Singing, Playing Guitar and Piano, Swimming, and Tae Kwon Doe. Likes: Hanging with friends, Music, Reading, Writing, And Sleeping Dislikes: Abuse, Rape, Murder, Boredom, Prisses, Haters, and Most Humans On Earth --/\_/\ If u love Ikuto, 1. Amu(Shugo chara) 2. Ikuto (Shugo Chara) 3. Nagihiko (Shugo chara) 4. Rima (Shugo chara) 5. Yaya (Shugo chara) 6. Tadase(Shugo chara) 7. Kukai (Shugo chara) 8. Utau (Shugo Chara) 9. Kairi (Shugo Chara) 10. Lulu (Shugo Chara) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Start to Walk her into Ikuto's room and hope she leaves me alone for the rest of the night. Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Yes! But Amu is totaly his only love. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Umm I would Probally Kill him Rima would Kill him also. 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? She and Kairi would never get married. 5 cooked you dinner? I would have a lot of Candie 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Push him into the water and walk away as he driffted away. 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Yay I have Older brothers that can help me with my stupid home work. 8 got into the hospital somehow? She's a popstar! Her Fans would cry. 9 made fun of your friends? All of my friends would really not care we all kind of like Kairi 10 ignored you all the time? Should I care about what she wants? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Ikuto would find Amu and Me getting attacked and stop them. You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? He would help me to where I was staying then get someone else to help me. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Maybe some new dance Shoes mine are crap. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Juat stand there and let me stop it. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Laugh at me when she eats her candy watching me in my pain. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I would never marry her and Tadase wouldn't say anything or I would murder him. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Let me play sports with him. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? She would let me sing on stage with her. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? In a tournament with sports he can't help but with Smart he would Tutor me on topics needed. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Slap me maybe. With her glove like a fancy person Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Not Happening I'm Not a Lesbian. 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Go kiss Amu and stop being werid. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Sure but my parents say I'm can date when I move out but not yet. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Well in this thing early they were going to get married so what ever. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Maybe in certain Fanfictions. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Tadase a player!!! Is the world gone to madness!!?? Never Happening! number 7 can't stop looking at your new haircut your reaction. Is my hair that bad? Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Um I know like tons of people who want famous people for girlfriends so pick your fav. Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Yea, sure, I guess 1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? Well it depends... 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? I am just a bit Emo so I may romove my self from the group to stop him. 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? Not a moment. 3 told 6 she started her period. Nagi is really a girl!!!! 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. I'm not sure what there Smoking bu it's Pretty Damn Funny 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? So Cute! 6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? What the Fuck is going on here!!! 7 got high. Yes just give the hyper person crack. 8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? I have really dumb fanfictions that have no reason what so ever. 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? In what world does he hate her? 10 starts working at a bar.. OKay I'm not getting free drinks so I don't care. 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. You Owe me fifty bucks Nicole. 1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? She must have finally realised that I'm a girl then 2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond? Rima doesn't care and walkes walks away from Ikuto who realizes he loves Amu 3 is a drug addict. what do you do? Slap him till he turns back. 4 kiss 8. what's your reaction? Grode. 5 wants to go to hansmall. What is he going to buy from there? She would buy Candy and Cute things 6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do? Murder Him. 7 is missing .where do you go to look for her? In a soccer field or ramen shop. 8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring? Maybe on things she missed while being a pop star. 9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say? No comment. 10 hates you. why? She is proper and I eat with my fingers. 1 gives you a teddy bear. why? For my birthday or something? 2 and 6 are fighting. what do you do? I'm not surprised...Tadase and Ikuto always fight. 3 ate 7. what's your reaction? Yay Canibalism!!! What do humans taste like?? 4 died. how? What!!?? 5 turns invisible. what does he do to you? She will sneak up on me and steal my candy! 6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him? He wants to find a nice French girl and live far away. 7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name? Kukai is a boy. 8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do? 8 is a she and she's DEFINITELY not perverted. 9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up? Aww, I would probably hug HIM! 10 broke up with 9. what do you do? Why would they break up...they were never and will never go out! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. 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AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, WantingFreedom, MahouGirl123, BubblyAng3l, blackenedheart231 If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. 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You say Taylor Swift, I say My chemical Romance You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paramore You say T-Pain, I say Muse You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day You say Rap, I scream ROCK! 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE! If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile. If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile. If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere. If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are... If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind... (I scare people all the time by sneaking up on them. I don't even do it on purpose!) If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile! 95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :) 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, you're exactly like me! If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus. I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
100 Stupid Things People Always Do! (Bold Those You've Done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. (Bold are the ones I am) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. If people think you might have A.D.D. If you think I'd be cool to have A.D.D. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ガーディアンが大好きな人なら、この文字を入力し、投稿、プ ロフィール！ "If you love Shugo Chara post this in your profile!" A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I'm hot I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, and when I die I'll be black. But... When you were born you was pink, when you are hot you are red, when you are cold you are blue, when you are sick you are green, and when you die you'll be purple. And you're calling me colored? Paste this on your file if you're against racism. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! ...I'm worried now... 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7. Don't use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. greet all your friends with a tackle. 20. Talk in a news reporters voice for a day And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Funny Stuff: 'It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.' 'Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening' 'Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back' ' A wise man once said, ' go ask a woman.' ' ' Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.' ' When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.' ' I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' ' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!' ' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.' ' They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?' ' Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?' ' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.' ' Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.' ' Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.' ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' ' Love's a two-way street and I think your car just died.' ' Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.' 'Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.' '3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.' 'The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.' 'You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.' 'You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.' 'Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.' 'Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over.' 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls. "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?" "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time." 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!' 'Annoying the world one person at a time...' "What is the point of life if it is just our fate to die." 'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.' 'If you put your laptop computer on your desk, why don't you put your desktop computer on your lap?' 'When a cannibal goes on a diet do they stick to midgets?' 'There is nothing scarier than your grandma telling you she's wearing a thong' 'I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.' 'I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?' 'yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke their skull.' "I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference" "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up." "People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people." "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." "Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?" "When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back." "You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them" "Who laughs last thinks the slowest" "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle" "If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?" "If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk" "There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it." "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." "You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them." "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." "OK, so what's the speed of dark?" "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am." "The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." "The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true." "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." "Eat right, exercise, die anyway." "I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing." "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation." "Don't steal. The government hates the competition." "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules." "Tell the truth and run." "Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts." "Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense." "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." "If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over." "Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead." "When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear." "Education is important. School, however, is another matter." "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! The iPod Shuffle- holy water 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Already Gone - Sugerland 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven - Kenney Chesney (Surprizingly i'm not the only one going down) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? 8 Easy Steps - Alanis Morissette (really true) 4.WHAT IS 22? ...baby one more time (REALLY IPOD!!) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade (I'm not gay!) 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Love Story - Taylor Swift (Cute) 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Breathe 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Knock Three Times - Tony Orlando & Dawn 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Firework - Katy Perry 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Honeycomb - Jimmie Rodgers (NOT TRUE!!!) 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Goodbye Earl 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Ninety-Nine Red Balloons - the Countdown Singers 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Mean - Taylor Swift 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Felt Good on My lips - Tim Mcgraw 15.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? What do you want from me - Jerrod Niemann 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Haunted - Taylor Swift 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Mary's song - Taylor swift 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Rolling in the deep - ADELE 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Best Day - Taylor swift 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Save me, San Francisco - Train 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Love Song - Sara Bareilles 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Stuck 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Tik Tok - Ke$ha 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Califormia Gurls (feat. Snoop Dog) - Katy Perry 26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Holy Water - Big & Rich I am the girl...(GO ME FOR BEING CLICHE!!!!) That never stops reading. That's absolutely obsessed with Fanfiction. That hates it when people call her emo vampire That was one of the only ones who hated Justin Bieber(BEWARE THE BEAVER!!!) when everyone else liked him. That cried at the end of Fang the fourth time reading it. That's Maximum Ride. That has one idiotic brother. Who loves Alternative Rock music the most. who has a cat dog(Jinx) a cat that sounds like a bird, A blind cat that is smarter than my dad, and a dog bigger than myself Who talks to herself. That ALWAYS talks to herself and other...things. That's in chorus and has no stage fright. who could never be a vegitarian That loves writing more than anything(which is why i have about 375465784 stories). That takes on more than she thinks I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile Favorite Quotes: I tried being normal once. But I didn't like it. I ran with scissors, and lived! Education is important, school however, is another matter. (so true) I hear voices, and they don't like you. Holy (insert swear word here)! Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says 'WTF' Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A,B,C,D,E,F,G, gummy bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe, now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife! If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face." 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart--super funny-- 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham 4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc." 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _ 6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" 8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" 23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song 29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles 33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!" 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 39. TP as much of the store as possible 40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke 43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off 44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens 49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 5 56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 61. Go to a clerk and tell them you lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask you his name make up a ridiculous name 62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters 63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans 64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again 65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!! 67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing 68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store 77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead 78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down 82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions 86. Swing on the half price banners 87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed 88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 89. Hold Barbie for ransom 90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You" 91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart 92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!" 93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!" 94. Do your own radio show over the intercom 95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask 96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up 97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN! 98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you 99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over 101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded 105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items 106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!" 107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!" 108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!" 109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit 110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!" 111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around 112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!" 113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around 114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..." 115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married 116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!" 117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in 118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart 124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 132. Light a match under a sprinkler 133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies. 135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up. 138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 139. start hitting on the mannequins. 140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up. 141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap. 142. Put women's clothes into men's carts. 143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking. 144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!" 145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won. 146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!" 147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?" 148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel 149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME! 150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!" 151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused. 152. Ask for Goat Milk 153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened. 154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!" 155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people 156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!" 158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?" 159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans! 160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer. 161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA" 162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!" 163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way. 164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 1 65. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins 166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head. 167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3. 168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it. 169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face 170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time. 171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg. 172. Start playing the violin. 173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead. 175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in. 176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum 177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!" 178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily 179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan. 180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend. 181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically 182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!" 183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" 184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff 185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes. 186. Walk around in a court jester costume 187. Run at people with a pitch fork 188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack 189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two." 191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!" 192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people 193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair' 194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can. 195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day 196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals 197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera 198. Yell curse words at people 199. Knock down as many displays as you can 200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away. 201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people 202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away 203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?" 204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle 205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces 206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" 207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone. 208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming. 209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes. 210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store. 211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!" 212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years. 213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short. 214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!" 215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!" 216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock 217. Tap dance through the store 218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican 219. Rip open every package you see 220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way. 221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically) 222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi." 223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again. 224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!" 225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are. 226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!" 227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers. 228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see. 229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish. 230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face. 231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you. 232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target 233. Throw a party in a busy isle 234. Test drive lawn mowers 235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store 236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around 237. Carry a bomb and make it explode 238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it 239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager 240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by 241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!" 242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you. 243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar 244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!" 245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers 246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car) 247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac. 248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!" 249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?" 250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it 251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?" 252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda 253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!" 254. Order a pizza from the cashier 255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred 256. Start a food fight 257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?" 258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves. 259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you 260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt 261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious" 262. Flip off the manager 263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too... 264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!" 265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!" 266. Throw a dance party 267. Write on the floors 268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling. 269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear. 270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint. 271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it. 272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!" 273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them. 274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out. 275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!" 276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down. 277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie! 278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done. 279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase 280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra 281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time. 282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow 283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks 284. Flirt with the manager's husband 285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman. 286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil 287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!" 288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun... 289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in 290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register." 291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people. 292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!" 293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...) 294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them. 295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...) 296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!" 297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!" 298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!" 299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint 300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!" 301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas 302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey 303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar 304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over. 305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry. 306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes. 308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is. 309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!" 310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run. 311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples." 312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!" 313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?" 315. Spit in the manager's face 316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad 317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car." 318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt 319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles 320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!" 321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!" 322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!" 323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people 324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance 325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!" 326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person. 327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!" 328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them. 329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!" 330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years. 331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!" 332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song. 333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!! IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: Redneck girl (Don't Know the writer) This Kinda Fits My Personality Waking Up: Mickey (Don't Remeber the writer) Not Really First Day At School: King Of Anything by Sara Bareilles Falling In Love: Fall For You by Secondhand Sernade Fight Song: Shout It Out Loud by Kiss Breaking Up: Can't Get it Right Today By Joe Purdy Prom night: Miss America by Styx Life: Tomorrow (Not Annie Verson) I'm Just Waiting For Tomorrow Mental Breakdown: Ninety-nine Red Balloons By Countdown Singers Driving: People are Crazy by Billy Currington Flashback: Pitures of You by The Last Goodnight Getting back together: Jar of Hearts by Christina Perry Wedding: Sad Song By The Cars Birth of Child: Big Green Tractor By Jason Aldean Final Battle: Holy Water By Big & Rich Funeral Song: Innocent By Taylor Swift Final Credits: (I Picked Two) The Tide is High By Blondie, Come on Get Higher By Matt Nathanson Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Purple (Ain't this question Werid) 2, Name one person who made you smile today:' There are these two brothers at my camp they act like Honey and Mori from Ouran High Host Club 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Riding in the car 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? In the Shower 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Snickers 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? OH HEAVENS NO AND I WILL NEVER GO/OR BE A STRIPER 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? OOAARGRE 8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor Mint Choclate Chip 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Ice Tea 10, Do you like your wallet? No But I Love Pockets where it normaly all ends Up 11, What was the last thing you ate? Goldfish 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? A Bunch a pants and tank tops for summer 13, The last sporting event you watched? Soft Ball Finals 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Normal 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My friend Hayley 16, Ever go camping? Never my Family loves the indors 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Only If Gummy Bears Happen to Be Vitamins 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? I Go on Wesdays 19, Do you have a tan? Kinda 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Nope 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? I don't Drink Soda 22, What did your last text message say? Yep I'm Here 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Going to camp 25, Look to your left, what do you see? My Television 26, What color is your watch? Black and Gold 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? My friend Jack 28, What is your birthstone? Pearl 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Depends. 30, What is your favorite number? 13 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My friend Hayley or Grace 32, Any plans today? No Not Till Friday 33, How many states have you lived in? 1 34, Biggest annoyance right now? School and Family 35, Last song listened to? I wanna go Brittney Spears 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? Kinda but I always forget Q 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope. 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Purple Convers or My Black with White Pokadot flip flops 39, Are you jealous of anyone? I Don't Believe in Being Jealous 40, anyone jealous of you? Never will Be my Life Sucks 41, Do you love anyone? Nope. 42, Do any of your friends have children? I Really hope not because then I have Have to Be the Aunt 43, What do you usually do during the day? Play with my IPod, Tae Kwon Doe, Sing, And eat 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yes a few people from school 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Nope. 46, What color is your car? My Mom's is Blue Dad's Silver 47, Do you like cats? Ya 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? No 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope. 50, How did you get your worst scar? Sock Drawer when I was 7 Your guy side: X You love hoodies. Total: 20 Your girl side: X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Uniform) X You were in gymnastics/dance X You care about what you look like. X You love the movies. x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Total: 10 (Just For Your Information I Am A Girl) PREP X You own a cell phone Total: 4 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favorite colors. X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. Total: 6 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 6 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 6 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. Total: 6 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 6 Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Sammilovesbutterflies Kittykate1787 Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever Blackenedheart231 I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 1. Max (Maximum Ride) 2. Fang (Maximum Ride) 3. Iggy (Maximum Ride) 4. Nudge (Maximum Ride) 5. Gazzy (Maximum Ride) 6. Angel (Maximum Ride) 7. Total (Maximum Ride) 8. Ella (Maximum Ride) 9. Starlight (ME) 10. Crisium (Blackenedheart231 writer with me) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? UM can't she wake up Fang insted Number 2 asked you to go out with him? He loves Max and I still would say no if he broke up with her but if he did i would kill him Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Um he's blind does that still count 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Why would I marry Nudge 5 cooked you dinner? Um no thanks i don't think Gazzy can cook 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I would think Angel was probally reading fishies minds 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Total could totaly be my dog but he likes to stay with the rest of the group 8 got into the hospital somehow? It's Ella Max would through a fit 9 made fun of your friends? That's me I always stay with my friends no matter what 10 ignored you all the time? We would never get any stories done then Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? KICK THERE @SSES You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? laugh at my clumszy ness but help me walk to the doctor It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A cake that he made You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Keep talking till i jump in the fire to die to get away from her talking You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Start laughing then go tell Iggy You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I'm about to marry my best friend and Angel would probally just ask me if that's what I really want You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Total would let me pet him You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Why would I be mad about petting a doggie. And Ella cares why again? You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Well I make sure I win You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Slap some sence into me Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Um mabye flying with Max and being just like her but not that way 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Fang tells me he really loves me than I would hit him than make him love Max again You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Probally my parents hate everything I do and every person I chose to hang out with though Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Nudge loves me also. Am I THAT hot. JUST KIDDING. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Um there brother and sister so no 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? SHE would control minds not break hearts number 7 can't stop looking at your new haircut your reaction. Um is there a dog treat im my hair Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Well Iggy likes her so it's not like its a total waste Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? I give Myself a bagel then I would eat it 1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? Ya she probally likes all the same bands I do 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Wasn't he already emo? and Ella probally just make him go kiss Max to fix his "Emoness" 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? Poor Crisium he hates that place 3 told 6 she started her period. Iggy told Angel he started his Period? She probally doesn't know what that is 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. She shoud I mean I'm going out with a DOG for the sake of life 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? "What did Iggy dare you to do this time Gazzy?" 6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? When did Angel learn german? And why would Iggy care and also what did Fang do? 7 got high. Oh my gods the dog with wings is high. It's the end if humanity 8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? I don't include her very often to none 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? 1) Max would kill me. 2) Max is my hero why would I hate her? 10 starts working at a bar.. Crisium would be to drunk to work. Him and bars is like Max with cookies. 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. Oh My gods every FAX fangirls' dreams have just come true 1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? She and I would never date she has Fang 2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond? No Fang loves Max not Nudge 3 is a drug addict. what do you do? Slap some sense into Iggy! 4 kiss 8. what's your reaction? Um Isn't Nudge A girl? There Both Girls. 5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there? Gazzy want's parts for bombs 6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do? I don't have a bofriend and Angel would know if I was planning revenge would know I mean she reads minds for gods sake 7 is missing .where do you go to look for her? The dog park 8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring? geography 9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say? ME?! A CHEARLEADER?! HAS THE WORLD ENDED?!?!?!?!?!?!? 10 hates you. why? Crisium hates me? Why did I eat his candy. *Insert Sad Face* 1 gives you a teddy bear. why? Maybe it's my birthday or something. 2 and 6 are fighting. what do you do? Tell them to shut up there giving me a head acke and also give Angel candy and have Max kiss Fang 3 ate 7. what's your reaction? I mean if you where that hungy then you make something 4 died. how? Someone killed her for talking to much 5 turns invisible. what does he do to you? Fart in my room and every where I go 6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him? That she never wants to lead the group and kick Max out 7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name? Um Total the last time a read about him was a guy dog. 8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do? I knew she was a girl just not a lesbian 9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up? Well I chear myself up by eating all the Ice Cream 10 broke up with 9. what do you do? First we would have to date which would be hard since he lives in texas and I live somewhere else. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Please don't be freaked out to PM me. Crisium is not really a writer just gives me Ideas for stories. 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