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Quotes

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes

"If you love someone, you say it, right there, right then, out loud, or else the moment just passes you by..." - My Best Friend's Wedding

"Don't frown...you never know who's falling in love with your smile."

"Wanna know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there."

"A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slighty cracked."

"Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Bruce Almighty

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - FOTR movie

("Where's Elizabeth?") "She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, we're all men of our words really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - J.S., Pirates of the Carribean

"Stop blowin' holes in my ship!" - J.S.

"But...why is the rum gone?" - J.S.

"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills...you know what you gotta do when life gets you down? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..." - Finding Nemo

"I suffer from short term memory loss. No, really! It runs in my family...at least I think it does...hmm...where are they? (pause) ...Can I help you?" - Finding Nemo

"Ugh, dolphins! They think they're soOoOo cute! Hey, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you, I know some things." - Finding Nemo

"We took a magic potion, and now...we're sexy!" - Shrek 2

"God wouldn't give us problems if he thought we wouldn't be able to get through them in some way."

"Uh...no thanks, I choose life." - Sid

"From now on, you shall refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flame!"

"I don't like this guy. He reads minds."

"Help. Me."

Randomness

Ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.

8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

My two favourite ones:

1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”