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Author has written 6 stories for Assassin's Creed, Vampire Stalker, Death Note, and Hellsing. Not gonna write my whole life story here, just the simples. Things that make Smeggi happy: Purple Baklava Books The Assassins Creed series, Mario Kart, And Battle Bros (That's the best game to play when the family's around, no matter what age. It's fun to see your twin brother's ass get kicked by Kirby, or you get beaten by your clueless Grampy.) Piano. Chris Bingham. A couple of phrases I like: "Those who are organized can rule the world." "This muffin tastes of despair!" "Nailed it." "When it comes to choosing between your lover, and your best friend, choose your lover because they are your best friend." "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." Here's the deal. You can call me Smeggi, Smeggs, Smeggars or, what the heck, Nelly, and I call you buddy-buddy-bud-bud? Okay? Even though my new username is Nutella-in-a-bow, still call me Smeggi cause' I like it :3 English isn't my first language. I could use that as an excuse for my grammar mistakes, but because I've been on this site for over a year, I would just be lying. My grammar all-in -all isn't brilliant. I haven't got a GCSE in English literature, because I didn't choose that as one of my options. My strongpoint subject is Philosophy and Applied Ethics. Most of my OC's (see my DA account for more stories) are either based on people I know, or other fiction characters, for example- Jace Fletcher is based on the Hellsing character, Captain Pip Bernadotte. Their backing stories and their personalities, however, are not always based on those people. I might get on people's nerves. If I do, I'm sorry.I admit- I am childish, and I apologize for that. But I am who I am. DA account: You won't find me on any Social Networking sites, so don't bother looking just in case you reckon I'm fibbing. الناس عادة غريبة تشبه لي. My stories are my pure imagination, and if they aren't realistic in anyway, they're supposed to be that way. Unless I write: And then a dinosaur appeared and ate up all the naughty Abstergo workers who were trying to murder me! Hooray for the dinosaur! -The End. | |||||
1. Hope » reviewsHope is fifteen when she's in a life threatening situation, and confronts a certain red vampire, who gives her three options. Being arrogant and fifteen, she chooses the one to live, though then she asks herself if that really was the wisest decision- is vampirism what she wanted? Now Alucard and Seras have to guide her in the right paths, but the question is: will Hope let them?Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 2-28-13 - Alucard & Seras2. Alliance » reviewsSarah is an English Orphaned girl, whose mind was edited by Abstergo. She now remembers her past, but she continues struggling to negotiate with the Pieces of Eden, and the Animus. She discovers the horrors of her parent's deaths, and to make things worse, Becca and Shaun want to find a more powerful POE-The Hourglass. As old faces come along to help, more battles are to be fought.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,380 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 7-15-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.3. Spoilers » reviewsJayni is a thirteen year old girl who holds habits of characters from Death Note. She falls asleep during the film L:Change the WorLd, and wakes up in the world of Death Note. Confronting Watari and L, she introduces herself as 'Lily' and helps them out. But is this the Anime, or a film? Or even a totally new story? And whether a dream, or real life, how would she get back home?Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 7-25-12 - L & Watari4. Child of None » reviewsSarah is an orphaned girl whose mind was edited by Abstergo. Desmond finds his English cousin at Abstergo; confused, and disorientated. But more dangers await, as Desmond and the gang are yet to discover... Read and Review. Sequel: Alliance.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 66,808 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-16-12 - Published: 10-28-11 - Desmond M. & Altaïr - Complete5. United » reviewsBased two years after 'New to the Creed' and 'Child of None': Bad- tempered teenager Sarah, Dessy's younger English cousin, is sent away from the 'safety' of Desmond's bar, and placed in the hands of her new Mentor, the time-travelling Assassin, Lex. His achievement:to get Sarah to have her 'Baptism of Fire'.Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 12-16-116. Another World reviewsWe all know what it was like for Amy Hawthorne with her fist experience with Vigo...but how did Alexander find himself in the 'other' Seattle?Vampire Stalker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-11-12 - Amy & Alexander Banks - Complete
