Author has written 6 stories for Assassin's Creed, Vampire Stalker, Death Note, and Hellsing.
Not gonna write my whole life story here, just the simples.
Things that make Smeggi happy:
The Assassins Creed series, Mario Kart, And Battle Bros (That's the best game to play when the family's around, no matter what age. It's fun to see your twin brother's ass get kicked by Kirby, or you get beaten by your clueless Grampy.)
A couple of phrases I like:
"Those who are organized can rule the world."
"This muffin tastes of despair!"
"When it comes to choosing between your lover, and your best friend, choose your lover because they are your best friend."
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
Here's the deal. You can call me Smeggi, Smeggs, Smeggars or, what the heck, Nelly, and I call you buddy-buddy-bud-bud? Okay? Even though my new username is Nutella-in-a-bow, still call me Smeggi cause' I like it :3
English isn't my first language. I could use that as an excuse for my grammar mistakes, but because I've been on this site for over a year, I would just be lying. My grammar all-in -all isn't brilliant. I haven't got a GCSE in English literature, because I didn't choose that as one of my options. My strongpoint subject is Philosophy and Applied Ethics.
Most of my OC's (see my DA account for more stories) are either based on people I know, or other fiction characters, for example- Jace Fletcher is based on the Hellsing character, Captain Pip Bernadotte. Their backing stories and their personalities, however, are not always based on those people.
I might get on people's nerves. If I do, I'm sorry.I admit- I am childish, and I apologize for that. But I am who I am.
You won't find me on any Social Networking sites, so don't bother looking just in case you reckon I'm fibbing.
الناس عادة غريبة تشبه لي.
My stories are my pure imagination, and if they aren't realistic in anyway, they're supposed to be that way. Unless I write:
And then a dinosaur appeared and ate up all the naughty Abstergo workers who were trying to murder me! Hooray for the dinosaur!
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