Author has written 20 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Ranma, Animorphs, G-Gundam, Harry Potter, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Note for any readers reading this: I've pretty much halted fanficcing until further notice. I might update Harry Mewter at some point in the future, and maybe something else, but I've found something else that gives me the artistic outlet I need and/or want. If it makes you feel any better (cough) I also stopped playing video games, because I just don't have any enthusiasm for them any more. I haven't played games of any kind for nearly a year now, though things are in kind of a weird place right now, so I might come back and do some more fanficcing, but I honestly don't know. I've always just whinged it, which is about the best I was able to do with my severe ADHD, and I've found that I just can't do writing like I used to. That doesn't mean I don't come up with stories, and I'm seriously considering putting up a sort of Vault of failed stories so that others can enjoy them, or possibly be inspired by them, perhaps even picking them up themselves (which would be interesting).
That said, I'm not going to say what I'm doing now, as I'm doing it under a different name that I'd like to keep separate from this one, so it's entirely plausible that you already know what I do now, but just don't know it. If that's the case, then I don't know whether I should be happy at being popular, or confused as to how someone could find BOTH accounts without anything whatsoever to link them together. Not that it couldn't happen, mind, but I'd just like to think I'm paranoid enough to cover the bases that would allow that to happen.
And I am paranoid. Exceedingly so, unfortunately. Still, meh.
The rest of this is all old stuff that I liked enough to keep in my profile. Enjoy how stupid it is!
(Last Updated: 12-11-2009)
The note of the Hour: PICTURES! I gots pictures for Harry Mewter! wubs
The first is one that was sent me:by
And I (finally) uploaded some of the pics I drew (because somebody mentioned I ought to draw Harry Mewter... so I did :P )
Many, many seasons ago I was but a humble reader and writer of stories featuring heavily the Dragon Balls of Z, and the flashy explosions and constant shouting therein. Shortly after that I came to know Ranma one-half (Ranma nibunoichi), and became a true Fanfiction Addict. Though for many years I was only a Ranma addict, at times only dabbling in other things, I have recently discovered an old flame: Pokemon. In Pokemon I have remembered my first true fanfictions: The ones I wrote as a Junior High School student, and most especially the one with the mythical fifty-plus chapters that no one but I shall ever see. These things passed and I now am writing something from a section I never thought I'd get into: Harry Potter. I have, somehow, managed to find a way to cross both it and Pokemon, and the result was, and is, Harry Mewter, the story of a boy and his friends who stick their necks out a little too far, and are forever changed because of it, for better or worse. (Probably better in this case.) Harry Mewter has been updating randomly, when I get the gumption for it. Not quite the regular updates it was 'back in the day', but still a lot faster than any of my other fics... >.>
(Wow, this section is old. C2's new? Hehe! Still, it's worth keeping, so meh.)
As many may know, I've recently taken advantage of the new 'C2' feature here on ff.n. While I've already added a good many worthy Ranma fictions to the archive, there are some that, while I would prefer to have them included in the archive, are simply inelligible, either because of rating (some are 'R'), or because of category conflicts (some are out of the Ranma category). I will take the time to name some of them here.
Projects I - III:
The Ranma Projects, written by an author originally known as Omega X, now known as 'Demon Eyes Laharl' (for some weird reason), are a good example of stories that belong in the Ranma's Best archive, but most of which are inelligible because of an 'R' rating. I recommend that they are all checked out and read through. These are stories that will stick with you.
The Virus is a comedic humor story with loose ties to my personal favorite 'Happi Days'. The unfortunate thing is that it was originally and even now is in the 'Anime- Misc.' section, and therefore couldn't be put into the archive. So, I shall put it here.
Though I'm not really sure why it's titled quite the way it is, newRanma is an excellent fic that will keep anyone occupied for any number of days. Coupled with the fact that it's complete, this makes it a recommended read for just about anyone mature enough to handle its mild Lemon-lime content. (More lemon than lime, just to warn ya.) A great story and intense writing style makes up for any uncomfortable-ness that might arise from the few lemon-ish scenes. A great break from the normal cliche's.
Though not quite as long, it is just as good as The Virus and newRanma. This story, unfortunately, has a lengthy Lemon scene in the third and final chapter. If you skip that part, though, you can still enjoy a great and wonderful story. I recommend it.
Off-Site Fanfiction: Some stories that I've found can't be put into the C2 index for the simple reason that they aren't found on fanfiction.net. And as such, I have decided to include links to some of my favorite ones here in my profile.
This one is kind of dark, and ends even darker. Normally, I wouldn't be able to finish something like that, but this one is simply so good that it refuses to be ignored. The basic premise is that Ranma really wants to see his mom, and finally, he finds a way...
Nightelf's Elisium - Fanfic Works:
The Author known as Nightelf is a brilliant writer, and there are simply too many fictions for which he is responsible to try to link and describe them one at a time. And as such, I will provide a link directly to his site and otherwise recommend that you check them out. The one I most recommend is 'The Clothes Make The...', which is really, really good. (Update: Ever since I first posted this link, it's never worked and I can never figure out why. I know it still exists... I think. I'll keep it here for archival purposes.)
A wonderful Ranma-chan fiction. It's really dark in some places, and only sort of dark in most, but overall the quality is so great that it's simply a must-read. The author and web-master is working on making it overall a bit better, and in some places that is obvious, but those few places really don't take anything from the story, really. The story explains itself, mostly.
Genma's Daughter and Equal Halves
These wonderful, almost legendary stories can be found on their author's webpage. Check them out.
I'll continue to add stories here as I find them. So far, I'm as far back still as 2000-2001, so who knows what else I might find?
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEHEHEHEHEHE!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Didn't your parents teach you to share? >:( )
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) (^.^;v Have you ever noticed that this face 'o3o' looks like someone puckering up for a kiss? ^^; )
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why should I? Because I do. All. The. Time.)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, AceHardwind, Alex Ultra.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra.
If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever been called Gay by your friends before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it... (If this is you, copy to your profile).
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, DragonSaphira, Axenome, Alex Ultra
(Seriously, I honk at my cat. I'm messed up and don't deny it. xD I revel in it! )
Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously (also something I found on somebody's profile xD )
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?'
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your * tomorrow.
Alex Ultra: From Normal to Nottingham
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