Author has written 4 stories for Les Miserables, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Orphan, and Hunger Games.
The girl you just called fat?.. She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?.. She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?.. He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?.. His mother is dying. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're AGAINST bullying. I'm sure the people with heart and backbone will.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)
I don't believe that, if you're a good writer, that spelling and grammar counts, as long as you write well. A few typos does not take your talent away from you, and I think little of the writers that do.
THIS IS THE DARK MARK.
All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.
Long live the Dark Lord!
95 percent of teenagers would scream their heads off if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a skyescraper. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the five percent who would go up there with a video camera and popcorn and yell, "DO A FLIP!"
Me: Shut up!!
92 percent of teenagers love Twilight. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it's dumb.
A LOT of people, adults and kids, love Katy Perry. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would go to her concert just to kick her off the stage.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love musical theatre.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Good Luck Charlie
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think Hannah Montana stinks.
92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout "Jump Jump JUMP!!!!"
92% of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. a big huge shout out to the most awesomeest girl ever lily but i can't say her last name
If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.
If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
Ten different ways to freak your friends out:
1. Start calling them "honey" in every sentence you use like a mother, "All right, honey?"
2. Tell them if they're getting a little sister or brother anytime soon you will be allergic to it.
3. Tell them that you're sorry you can't share food with them because you're on a strict diet of toothpaste.
4. Shout loudly about your underwear sizes in public with them.
5. Keep asking them if they've met any gogans (pronounced gog-ans) They will not know what that means. And neither do I.
6. Tell them eating will stunt their growth.
7. Ask if for your birthday they'll throw a surprise party for you.
8. Keep doing an annoying habit such as: licking your lips, nodding your head back and forth, humming, "dum, dum, dum, no song, song, song", ect.
9. Gasp whenever you see a part of their face (nose, eyes, mouth, ears).
10. Repeadetly ask them what "that" is.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love being freaky and are proud of it!!!!! :)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, Persephone Cloud, ouran4eva, I found Nemo X3, Escape to Ouran, Eponine In Spirit, TheStreetsOfParisEponine, 99LesMisAccounts
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I’m a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like (fake) BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m into THEATRE, so I MUST be a friendless LOSER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I have OCD, so I MUST wash my hands ten times a day and check the ovens obsessively.
Copy and paste this into your profile and highlight the ones that apply to yourself.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick!
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
12. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
13. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
14. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
15. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
16. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
17. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
18. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
19. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
20. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
21 We'll never regret piercing our ears.
22. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
23. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.
OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!
If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.
If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
When someone says defy gravity you politely correct them it is DefyING Gravity, and must be capitalized
You now hate Dorthy. 'S. Guts. (I hate but I wanted to be her in the school musical. She is the lead.)
The Stupidest And Funniest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever… The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!! DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: Heaven Help my Heart, Chess
Waking Up: Story of my Life, Shrek
First Day at School: Poor Thing, Sweeney Todd
Falling in Love: Gymnopedie No 3, Kevin MacLeod (which is actually kind of sad)
Fight Song: Everything Else, Next to Normal
Breaking Up: One More Opponent, Chess
Prom Night: Travel Song, Shrek
Life: Global TV Fanfare, Chess
Mental Breakdown: Molvok and Anatoly, Chess
Driving: Epilogue (Finale) Les Misérables
Flashback: Someone Else's Story, Chess
Getting back together: One Night in Bangkok, Chess
Wedding: The Money Song, Avenue Q
Birth of Child: Anthem, Chess
Final Battle: The More You Ruv Someone, Avenue Q
Funeral Song: Rue Plumet (In my Life) Les Misérables
Final Credits: Anatoly and the Press, Chess
Well, none of them really fit, except First Day at School and Falling in love, and Life…if Life was a bit longer, oh, and I can make Flashback work, Birth of Child, kinda...
The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose Intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students are wise, have wit, like to learn, and have creativity and intelligance.
Okay, that's all for now! Bye!
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