Note: School is being a bitch this year, having decided to ruin my life. Sorry if I take a week or two to update. Would that I could, Reader. Would that I could.

Hello. I would like to play a game-- I mean, this, obviously, if my FF account. I've been writing on fictionpress up until now (I share an account there with my friend, you can look up "Iris Musicia ft. Eliza Ghost" to find us there), but I don't really like that website. And the fictional stuff I write I usually like to keep to myself, but I've been making up fanfiction in my head since before I knew what it is.

Prepare for an utterly long profile. If thou so chooseth to venture througheth the whole of the text, I shall commend thee.

Disclaimer: I don't usually do disclaimers after the first chapter of a story, so let me tell you; I do not own any of the shows that I write fan fiction for, nor do I own titles I mention such as SNL or Candy Land. You can tell what I do and do not own. what I do own: The occasional OC (and if you've seen the show, you'll know who I did and did not create) and the plot, I guess. So yeah, just getting that out of the way...Also, I don't own my profile picture. It's from the musical 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. I just reversed the colors.

Copy and Pastes

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MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

In no specific order, bonus points if you know what they're from without me saying. Yes, I do realize it is necessarily long.

Moritz (my love...I swear, he's one of the most adorable things ever. He is my screen saver and shall remain so until...there is no until, he shall remain as such. Because he's like a puppy. Too cute.)

Georg

Sollux

Tavros

Karkat

Cal

Gene

Emmett

Elle

Kevin };)

Cat (from Coraline)

Ron

Neil (Dead Poet's Society. OK, yes, I totally gave this one away, but hey, it's a common name.)

Wednesday

Either Michael or Billy from Billy Eliot the musical, because they are just so darn cute.

Enjolras

Javert

Valjean

Grantaire :)

Hannibal The Cannibal

Buffalo Bill

Sonny (Not with a chance. From In The Heights.)

Usnavi

Adam Stanheight/Faulkner

Adam (the Next Fall)

Hyde

Dean

House

Wilson

Taub

Kutner

Sikowitz

Jade

Perry Cox

Jordan

Ambrose

Neal

Mozzie

Scooby

Shaggy :) (My favorite cartoon character of all time! Yay!)

the list goes on and on...

Yes, I too noticed the large amount of male characters. I mainly write for boys, and though I'm a girl, I actually like playing boys better when I act. They get the best parts usually. Also? A lot of guys are just adorable.

THINGS I HATE IN FANDOMS:

When every single fic is a romance, or has the same pairing.

Romance stories in general (there are exceptions to this, I just happen to be antiromantic myself.)

When people base an OC off of themselves in romance fics. I hate having myself as a character so much that I can't even write a diary without feeling phony. But don't let me get in the way of your fictional fantasies! (No offense to the writers of these. Note: There are a few exceptions to this rule. I can list...OK, like 1) I do, however, like submit an OC type stories, as you will see if you keep reading or check out my alert/fav list.

House/Wilson slash. Sorry, Hilson shippers. I have nothing against slash, but I hate when people take straight characters and put them in slash. I mean, especially since it's House! House wouldn't be all cuddly and stuff. He's never like that in any relationship. At least have him in character if you're going to do that! That I wouldn't mind! I also hate in those fics when the author implies their hatred for Cuddy the whole fic (read a few of those) Seriously. House obviously loves/loved her. That's why he was so hurt when he saw her in the season finale! Don't just act like he's hated her along because he wants only Wilson. Same applies to J.D/COX on scrubs. Ok, enough ranting

Monk/Natalie Ok. similar to the above, I hate when people make couples out of nowhere! And nearly EVERY Monk fic is Monk/Natalie romance! Part of what makes the show so sweet is Monk's never ending love and devotion to Trudy. Besides, I just don't think they're a good couple. It would never happen. Why do people always want to pair the most prominent male and female character, regardless of how they'd work together?

When people have awful spacing, grammar, sentence structure, etc in their stories.

When none of the stories ever get review or updated (dead fandoms make me sad)

When stories get read but never reviewed (hint hint). Seriously, even if you just say "good chapter" I'll be happy.

Flames. I don't mind constructive criticism if it's polite and whatnot, but flames are mean (which is why if I don't like a fic at all, I don't even review. I know, hypocritical.)

When none of the stories in a fandom are cannon. at all. (Cannon isn't my favorite, but I don't like it when every story takes place in the future.)

Stories where the character finds out that they have a long lost child (which, for whatever annoying reason, is usually a teenage girl. Possibly related to the OC romance thing, where they base it off of themselves.)

Umm...I don't know what else, so I'll stop being negative.

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PAIRINGS

Sorry, I just felt the urge to get this one out of the way. This doesn't include ones I've already talked about in the Things I Hate section (IE; MonkxTrudy just to make a point about my hatred for MonkxAnyone else. Oh...what's that? I just did what I said I wouldn't in the same sentence? Haha, what a story, Mark.)

Bade...Victorious (Ugh, as much as it kills me to use a couple name, I have to say, this is my favorite pairing in Victorious. I don't like Beck with anyone else.)

Huddy...House (Ewe, another couple name. Sorry Hilson shippers, I find House's love for Cuddy indisputable.)

MelchiorxWendla...Spring Awakening

For T7S...Jackie with either Kelso or Hyde, Eric and Donna, Laurie with anyone, Fez with anyone besides Jackie. There.

All the typical HP pairings established in the book. RonxHermione, HarryxGinny.

PeterxElizabeth...White Collar (Granted, there aren't many other pairings in WC, but they are just a really believable couple.)

EmmettxElle...Legally Blonde. Again, not many different couplings of these two besides the occassional EllexWarner, but that's alright.

My stories

Remember, reviews are lovely, hint hint

Stars: A Spring Awakening fic, originally meant to be a one shot about Herr Stiefel. Different characters think about Moritz, and themselves, at his funeral. I have done Herr Stiefel, Thea, Melchior, the girl teacher, Georg, Ilse, Ernst, Frau Gabor, Hanschen, Martha, Wendla, Otto, Anna, Frau Stiefel and Mortiz's POV up. Yay! I was challenged to do all of the characters, and I have done all of the ones I planned on :) COMPLETE

Hyde's Redo: Yes. A Hyde de-age fic. I know it's a little...different, but I hope the T7S fans can enjoy it. UPDATE: I think I just got my first flame! Yay! An anonymous guest said this story was too long. I completely respect this opinion, since I myself have often thought that. Little known fact: I almost ended this story...what was it, twice? At about 20 and then 40 chapters. Every ten or so I think I'll just end it, but then I wait a week or two and I'm like "screw it, I'll continue." I write this one mainly for myself and for a few faithful readers, O I'll end it when I get permanently bored with it. It'll end one day, Guest. One day...until then, I'm sorry I have failed to please you. IN PROGRESS

Whatever the Cost: Coauthored with Emmaz1098. Yep, Neal goes after Keller...but, I mean, what could go wrong? Right? Right. LOL, that's a terrible description, just scroll down and see my real one if you want something better worded. BTW; sorry for the lack of updates on this. Emma and I have been busy. Emma rocks, btw. UPDATE: CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

Eggshells: A That 70's Show one shot on Hyde's reactions to one of the first time Bud leaves, not knowing if he'll really come back. This is my personal pride and joy on here. COMPLETE

Ordinary To Extraordinary: Yes, I took the plunge. A Victorious OC contest. The community has always been supportive of Hollywood Arts, so this year, the HA kids have to do some programs to give back, in addition to the normal crazy fun at HA. There will be plays, drama, love, friendship, facing an actor's worst nightmare, jealousy, classes, and more. Every character has underlying drama that they manage to face at the same time as auditions, plays, and all the other stuff that makes HA what it is. Exciting! IN PROGRESS

Follow in his Footsteps; That 70's Show. Kelso buys Betsy a puppy. Just read it, it's cute. I pinky promise. COMPLETE

Dr. Cox and the No Good, Very Bad Halloween Party: A scrubs one shot, centered around my favorite grumpy doctor, Perry Cox. Jordan drags him and the kids to J.D's Halloween party, much to Perry's chagrin. Jack Cox happens to tell all the party goers about Perry's cartoon preferences. A lighthearted, funny little story, mainly for me to test writing Scrubs characters. COMPLETE

The Littlest Duckling; House goes shopping for Halloween costumes with the Cuddy girls to make sure his girlfriend gets something to his dirty liking, but ends up helping Rachel pick out her costume instead. It's adorable, if I may say so myself. COMPLETE

I also have a House M.D fic in the making, structured in a similar way to the episodes. I'll write it eventually, just you wait. I think I'll be calling it The Battle, at least, I think that's the name I picked out a few hours ago when I was cross referencing the subplot with the medical case. UPDATE: I have the first chapter written, and the medical case noted. I'll hopefully work on it after I complete HR.

On a less related note; I consider Coraline to be more of a magnificent piece of art than I movie. I can't just watch it as a movie; all I see is the hard work and stunning attention to detail, the brilliance of the plot. On the flip side, I am currently obsessed with the Saw films, especially the first one. Adam is my favorite character, and I think what I love so much about Saw is the beauty of the desperation it portrays. Desperation makes for wonderful plots. So here' the thing, I've wanted to write a Coraline fic for a while; maybe from the other Father's POV (or other Wybie, maybe all of the others, or just the other mother as she created them), and I've wanted to write about the Ghost Childrens' stories. And tonight, I started wanting to write a Saw piece from Adam's POV, from the time the door slams shut to his death, depicting every few hours how he feels, what happens, the likes. And out of the blue, my mind was like "Hey, Eliza. Adam and the Ghost Children are similar." And if I could look at my brain, I would have given it the "what the hell are you talking about" look. But now I do see them as similar; both left alone to die in dark rooms, that sort of thing. So now, on top of the 2 separate pieces, I sort of...want to do a Saw/Coraline crossover, or at least do a fic of Coraline influenced by Adam, or make up a Ghost Kid and name him Adam...we'll see. I think I've just crossed over into insanity land. UPDATE: I've lost my Saw obsession though I still like the movies. We'll see if this ever happens for real.

My Fandoms, read and written(Again, out of order)

(Was anyone else disappointed when they got an account and found that you have to wait 2 days before posting?)

White Collar

Spring Awakening

Legally Blonde (Rip the Legally Blonde The Musical Fandom, I fear it may have died, or is at least hibernating)

Recess

House

Scrubs

That 70's Show

Dead Poet's Society

Victorious

Hunger Games

Supernatural

Uglies (I have 2 more OC characters in an Uglies story! Mwahaha! Taking over the internet one made up person at a time.)

I wish there were some The Indian in the Cupboard fics, that was my first favorite book.

Do any of you ever feel guilty or embarrassed for what you do to characters? Like, when you embarrass them or hurt them a lot? I have a tendency to do that. Which you will see in my first few fics.

My favorite type of FF

In no specific order

Character studies. 'Nuff said. (Also called a bildungsroman. Who knew?)

Whump. IDK if other fandoms use that word, but in the White Collar world, it's pretty much hurting and torturing your favorite character, which is usually Neal. I admit, I'm a bit of a literary sadist.

De-age fics. OK, it's kinda iffy, I know. I didn't think I would like them, but once I found my first House de-aged fic, I was hooked. There was also a brilliant White Collar under my favorites. And now I have come to adore these in the Supernatural Fandom. Apparently that has a good amount of them.

Sick character fics. Yeah, sort of like whump, but sweeter. Less suspenseful.

I'm finding that I like some submit and OC stories. And YES; OtE readers, I'm still alive. I THINK I'd like Hunger Games SYOT stories, but none of the ones I've entered into have made it past reapings before being deleted.

Flash back fics. Yes, kind of like de-aged fics. Seeing a pattern? Yeah, I like fics in the past where everyone is younger.

Angst. Yeah, obviously, I like dark stories. Happy is OK as long as it isn't total romance, though. I happen to love Neil Perry and Moritz Steifel...if you know what they're from, you'll probably see the connection there. Make note that one of their similarities is that they committed suicide, and that DPS is one of my favorite movies and SP is my favorite musical. Dark endings? Yes'm.

Things I would like to see written;

These are stories that I may eventually write myself, but just think it would be interesting to see at all, or don't think there are enough of.

A story about Monk as a child, The Indian in the Cupboard fics, a Wilson/Cameron romance (Gasp! But I hate romances and don't care about Cameron! Yeah, well, I don't like Cameron with House, but both her and Wilson like damaged people), more Hangover fics that DO NOT include a girl OC going with the guys, more One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest FF, KND stories that focus on #s 1-5, not on the KND it's self and OC future Kids Next Door operatives, and any type of Legally Blonde fic (the one fandom where I actually enjoy romance/fluff stories)

Nah, those aren't meant as author challenges. I just think we could use some more stories like that...but if someone wanted to write one, I wouldn't be opposed :P

WALL OF EXCUSES

Behold: I list of reasons why I am taking/took forever to update! All have been true, but that doesn't make them less pathetic.

1. My internet hates me so it has decided not to work.

2. School rules my life with an iron fist and numerous assignments.

3. I'm busy working on an original, full length book with my friend (which will be posted on FP when we have it completely finished).

4. I got addicted to an EXTREMELY long webcomic, which I still haven't finished, and temporarily forgot FF existed.

5. Sometimes I get writer's block.

6. I became obsessed with a new fandom.

7. I've been busy nonstop for weeks because I'm involved in extracurricular stuff.

8. I went out of town for a few nights.

At any given time, at least one of these is usually the culprit for delayed updating. Sorry about that.

Robert Sean Leonard to Lisa Edelstein (House)

This is a conversation I made up between RSL and LE of House after watching last episode and considering guilting Cuddy's actress into coming back; "Lisa...I've got bad news. I have cancer. Well, no, not me really, Wilson. The writers say it's because you left. You gave him cancer and now he might die. House is crying right now, so you know I--I mean he--is about to die. I hope you feel guilty. Oh, and thanks for the birthday card, it was very sweet."

Yes, I know, that was a bit random.

Looking for this story: I hope it's okay to put this on my profile, but I'm looking for a story I read before I made an account on here. It's a House M.D fic where House and the team find a young girl, I think named Addison, who was pretty much a feral child, didn't really talk. They pick her brain, come to care a lot about here, I I remember towards the end she runs away, it's snowing, and ends up in a bar...it was a fantastic story, but I cant find it. If you know what it's called, please PM me. I'd really like to read it again.

Thank you to everyone who reads and/or reviews my stories! You guys are awesome!

I truly believe that a good review is like a present. You can't wait to open it up and see what's inside.

Well. That's all for now. If you actually read all of this, you're amazing. It's bad enough my A/N's are about 2 paragraphs each, but this is super long. Thanks for clicking my profile! Happy reading :)