|Draconis Kitten Sweetie|
Poll: In my story 'What You Wish For', do you like my two main OCs? Vote Now!
Author has written 12 stories for Pokémon, Mortal Instruments, Super Smash Brothers, and Paranormalcy.
Hi! I just want to say, I update my stories when I get new ideas. I may get like 10 new ideas for 'What You Wish For', then none for 'Fingerless White Gloves'. No matter how I update though, I will finish all my stories unless some unforeseen circumstance should somehow stop me!
Name: I have many names... You may call me Kitten.
The Username: Whoo hoo, now I tell you where my username came from! I got the FanFiction account about the same time I got my bearded dragon (I WAS SO HAPPY!), and I named my new dragon 'Draconis Kitten (*insert my last name here*)'. I was going to name myself that on FanFiction, when I realized I would be giving away my last name. So, I thought back to another pet I once had (cutest little ferret you will ever know!) and stole her name for the last part. Thus I became 'Draconis Kitten Sweetie'.
My Avatar: I wanted something cute and or awesome for it, and looking up random Pokemon, I stumbled across this picture of Mew. Come on, how cute is that little psychic kitty?
Age: I'm between 1-100 years old.
Gender: Honestly, would a GUY call himself Kitten?
Birthday: August 24th
SSBB Character: Marth.
SSBB Stage: Final Destination, Castle Seige, Bridge of Eldin, or Smashville.
Book/Book Series: The Paranormalcy trilogy.
Paranormalcy character: Reth. I'm sorry, but you have to love Lorethan. He's adorable.
Harry Potter character: Either Draco Malfoy, or Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter House: Slytherin.
FanFiction I'm writing: Currently, 'What You Wish For'.
OC: Again, currently Paige Melrose, or Salazar.
Singer/band: TAYLOR SWIFT ALL THE WAY.
Song: Oooh, that's a hard one... I really like Enchanted by the above singer at the moment.
I, stress *I* think I write best in romance and humor. I like action and adventure and the occasional tragedy, but I think I write best in humor and romance. I'm a sap, so sue me.
I am confused. I try so hard to write great stories in the 'Pokemon' and 'SSB' fandom, and get a few reviews and the occasional alert or favourite, but when I write one tiny little one-shot for the 'The Mortal Instruments' fandom, I get like five reviews, thirteen faves, and one alert, despite it being a one-shot! Of course I'm excited about that, (I mean, who wouldn't be?) but what about the other stories with multiple chapters that I work so hard on? Confuses me.
THAT IS RIGHT! I AM COMPLETELY RE-DOING MY PROFILE! Hmmm... Where to start... Oh!
My Life Is A Mystery Dungeon: Ehehehehe, I'm going to continue this... Eventually. I received a bit of inspiration recently, and once I re-write all of my crappy chappies, I can move on with it.
What You Wish For: I've got ideas for chapter nine now. I think I'll start on that now. Or soon.
Fingerless White Gloves: Just haven't found inspiration yet. I'll get it soon, I swear!
Constant Flames: Now taking a break from my sprint to chapter four.
It'd be another chapter story for the 'SSB' fandom, and it would star Marth and Pokemon Trainer. Kind of... Anyways, I haven't stared it yet, for fear I develop too many stories to keep track of, but if you think I should start it, tell me, and I will! I shan't give away any details, but it'd be a humor/mystery or humor/adventure story.
Chapter story for the SSBB fandom. It involves Ikes. Not Ike. Ikes.
I have a one-shot idea for the 'SSB' fandom... Again, don't want to write it, but it's because I NEED to focus on my stories... I really want to finish them all, I have them planned and everything... Anyways, the one-shot would star Pichu and Pikachu, and it's be an hurt/comfort/friendship fic. Totally out of my comfort zone, but I'm hoping I can pull it off!
More one-shots? EGAD! Anyway, this would star Peach, and a certain object, and it'd be humour. It'll be really kind of awkward, but so funny. XD
Yep, this one is Fire Emblem. I'll just... Give you the summary... XD 'The Fangirls have perfected their spell, and they've brought Marth and Merric to the real world. Surrounded by their crazy fans, can these two ever make it home?!' It's going to be fun... XD
A crossover you say? Why yes! I do say! It'll be 'Smash Bros' and 'Rise of the Guardians' (furcking awesome movie...) and it'll be adventure and friendship. Certain Smashers switch places with the Guardians, and they have to figure out WHAT to do about it. XD
XD Egad! Another SSBB! The gender bender fic of the universe in which, hey, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT MARTH. XD Look at that, I broke the status quo...
Random news (this section will be updated... well... Randomly...):
So. I have a new pairing. You'll never guess it, I promise. I swore I'd never like it, I swore it for Arceus sake. So. I'll never write it, though, now, i may read it.
I just spent a good few hours reading the occasional Mike fanfiction.
I'm busy shaming myself into oblivion.
I hate life.
I'm so ashamed.
Paige Melrose, my beloved OC, is going to be in a lot of stories. Don't like that? Deal with it. This isn't your site and I like to write about her. But what's the main reason? *takes a deep, calming breath* The thing is... I pair her up with Marth. For any story which anyone is paired up with said prince. And if you don't like that, then DON'T. READ. IT. I'm not going to make you read my story, so I don't care if you don't like it! Unless I honestly messed up and made her too Mary-Sue-ish or something, I don't want to hear you hating on Paige for just being an OC that appears alot!
So suck it up, and grin and bear it.
P.S. If you have no problem with this, then thanks for being a sweetheart. ;3
Something I just realized:
Thanks for listening to me going on and on about that, if you read up to here, know that you just made my day for actually listening to me. So thanks for reading and I hope you all understand!
(XxI-Stole-Your-CookiexX Inspired this.)
Characters I like from assorted fandoms:
Caeda (Fire Emblem): Heh, she died in my first Shadow Dragon file. Within like, the first five minutes I had her. But then in my second file, I protected her and she's alive! I liked her for a while; she's pretty good with the lance and everything. But what made me respect her (and freaking find her amazing) is when she meets the knight Roger. She freaking charms him over to our side! It was hilarious!
Merric (Fire Emblem): Dude, have you SEEN his moves?! Exacilber is amazing; he's saved my ass more times than one! He's an amazing mage and I protect him from dying.
Lena (Fire Emblem): Best. Cleric. Ever. She has a warp staff, and a mend staff, and a heal staff, and she's freaking amazing! She's totally amazing, and I'm sad because I let her die in my first file.
Julian (Fire Emblem): Okay, He's dead in both my files (I'M SO SAD...) and I started to like him more than I already did AFTER he died. I had Lena talk to Matthis like, a turn after he died, and Matthis goes on to talk about how she's running away with her one true love and how thieves steal girls hearts and stuff, and I realized he was talking about Julian and Lena. I FELT SO BAD BECAUSE I HAD JUST LET JULIAN DIE...
Abel and Cain (Fire Emblem): Freaking kick-butt cavaliers. Abel's gone in both files (but he lasted awhile in my first file...) and Cain is only alive in my second file (and I intend to keep him alive, thank you.), but they're both awesome. I nearly threw a tantrum when Abel died in my first file, and I was just pissed when he died in my second. They both have awesome stats anyway.
Roger (Fire Emblem): Honestly, the only reason I like him is because of the conversation he had with Marth after Caeda talked him over to our side (still her respect her for that, by the way.). So he's talking about joining our side, and Marth asks him why, and he just blabbers on about how a charming girl named Caeda talked him over in the heat of battle and how he's never met a girl like her and he thinks he's in love and yadda yadda... To which Marth has no words and responds with '...'. I was laughing so hard!
Marth (Brawl): He's my main. Amazing speed. Amazing final smash. Amazing. I love his downwards taunt; 'tis awesome. There's nothing better than countering and killing someone with their own move. Oh, and getting real close to the edge and using Dancing Blade to kill them. Annoys the hell outta my brother. I think I'm done with my fangirl- OH! And when he's idle and he wipes his bangs out of his eyes. I'm not kidding, I freaking love it when he does that. Don't know why, just do. My friend and I started laughing hysterically when he first did that because he looked so feminine (SORRY MARTH!) while doing so. I named that pose 'Does this look like a face that cares?'
Zelda (Brawl): Din's Fire is so fun to use on people when you want to annoy them to death. She was one of my mains before Marth, and she'll always have a special place in my heart for it.
Midna (LoZ:Twilight Princess): I don't think it's possible NOT to like her (unless you're Link, in which you hold the right to be annoyed to hell by her), she's hilarious and I love every scene she's in! But I haven't gotten past forest temple, so don't spoil anything, fellow Midna lovers.
Ike (Brawl): He and Charizard are the only power houses I can use in Brawl. I love watching him wield Ragnell like a pro and he's my second main I'd say. Like I said with Marth, there's almost nothing better than countering and killing someone with their own move.
Lucario (Pokemon): I used to imagine that if I was a Pokemon, I'd fall in love with a Lucario. XD I'm not kidding. I am such an embarrassing kid! But anyway, Lucario is furking beast. Aura Sphere is like, my all time favourite move ever and I just think that Riolu is one of the cutest thing to walk the Earth. Plus, he's so fast! I love fast. I'd rather have fast than heavyweight.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! I READ IT IN 'The Game' BY 'MouseMaster42' AND SHE SAID SHE FOUND IT ON SOME WEBSITE! I REEEEEEEAAAAAAALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT WEBSITE! PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN!
Here it is!
Torchics are red, Mudkips are blue. If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
You're more fun than Yellow or the Japanese-only Green, I know that you and I together would make the perfect team.
Worth more than medals made out of Silver and gold, I'd drop to one knee and give you a Crystal, were I so bold.
So much more precious than a Ruby or Sapphire, the look of your Emerald eyes is all I require.
Like the process of refining Diamonds and Pearls just more industrious, my love burns as bright as the sheen of Platinum, except more illustrious.
My feelings are as clear as Black and White, and I know deep down that I chose right.
Except, unlike a trainer battle, I keep getting rejected.
But all I can say to you is: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
This is adorable. If you like SSBB, check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb4Vqwq9qkM
Super Smash Bros Brawl - Marth User and supporter of Marth's Tiara
For people that hate stereotypes:
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Someone has acactually accused me of this... while I was binging on candy.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Pft, sure I have blond moments, but I'm smart!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Ahahahahaha, no.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Do you want me to rant you to death?)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Do you even see the sentence over this?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I can be responsible!)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Ahahaha, if you knew me...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I'm going to BLOW. YOU. UP.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No! I just like what I like! Meh!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (This is a mean bunch of sentences.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I'm going to go die in a hole now...)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl too. ...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (What the hell.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (D: If I wasn't a virgin at my age, something would be seriously wrong.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (How about we decide this as I kick your ass in Brawl...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Maybe if you'll look at the first sentence...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (JERK!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Now this is just annoying.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (And proud of it, too. ;D)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (I am the whitest person you'll ever know...)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (And when I am a billionaire author, I'll remember you said that.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (This one is a little bit true...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I like to go to parties, sure, but I have never had non-communion alcohol.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (But flies are cute...!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (This confuses me...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (But I'm a nice person!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( Just a bit. ;P)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Meanie...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I don't like this any more.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME/MANGA so I MUST be a freak. (How does this make sense?!)
I watch ANIME AND/OR READ MANGA so I MUST have no life.(Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?!)
I like to COSPLAY so I MUST be a crazy loser. (I am a crazy child, but I am not a loser.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (This is debatable. XD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (XD IT'S SO TRUE!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm tiny and I'm NOT arrogant about anything but SSBB.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (No. Just no.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST drink a lot.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I don't know how to respond to this one.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Who loves the sun and is afraid of the dark? I don't think so...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I'll bite you.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (So, one person isn't a loser, and hundreds of others are?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (And when you all die, I shall laugh.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I'm trying so hard not to be, though!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be very disciplined and serious.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Ahahahahahahaha, No.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I can be, but I love all of my friends so much!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Pft.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY. (Watch, my friend, as all the fangirls of Mike maim you for saying so.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (This is what's wrong with society.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (You know what? I AM childish.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard. (Uh! Jerk!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I wanted to be in it so bad!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Or, I'm just not afraid to show my emotions!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Me? A perfectionist? Kinda...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (NO.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (But fire is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun...)
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
6. Toon Link
10. Pokemon Trainer (I call him Luke...)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *wakes up flailing* NYAH!
Marth: Gah! Calm down! It's just me!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: NOT THE TIME ZELDA!
Zelda: *shields her eyes and escapes*
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Pikachu... You're... marrying... Peach?
Pikachu: *nods* Pika!
Peach: Wait, WHAT?!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: *squeals in delight*
Lucario: *has brought out a platter of berries from the Pokemon World*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *draws on Toon Link's face*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: *looks to Link*
Link: *looks down at me*
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: *walks into an empty hospital room in confusion* Sheik? Are you there?
Sheik: *has already escaped for not wanting to be healed by the hospital staff*
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Shut up you prissy little princess!
Peach: Make me!
Me: *chases after her with a sword* YOU TOLD ME TO!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Luke! I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle! *gets out Poke Balls, enlarging them to prepare*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(God help those two serial killers...)
two mangled, twisted heaps remain of said killers. Marth runs over and makes sure I'm okay, comforting me as I freak out*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Ike: *looks down to me awkwardly and sighs, picking me up bridal style and carrying me to a hospital* You would manage to break your leg on vacation...
Me: *is insanely red and hiding my face* SHUT UP.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: *is freaking out* YOU GOT ME A NEW SWORD?! *crushes Zelda in a hug*
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Pikachu: *attacks any objects getting in our way, clearing a way to the door and leading me out*
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Lucario: *telepathic communication* I would advise against this...
Me: *does it anyway*
Lucario: *sighs and follows me to help when it's over*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Me: WHEN DID I EVER AGREE TO THIS?!
Marth: *seriously about to kill Luke:
Luke: *running away with a yelp*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Link: You were dating someone...?
Me: *hisses at him*
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Peach: *watches with little interest*
Me: *sends a little smirk her way and proceeds*
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Luke would bother me about it until I told him why I was laughing.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: *blushing furiously* Can I possibly tell you later?!
Marth: *hears question and is confused, coming over as I sneak away*
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Ike?! And Peach?! But?! Ike!
Me: Peach?! Really?! Peach?!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: I'm... Dating... Zelda...? don't think that'll end well...
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Pikachu and Lucario? Nah, they're both girls in my mind.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Toon Link, a player?
Toon Link: What is that supposed to mean?!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: *strikes a pose* That's right, I'm pretty. *laughs hysterically afterwards as Link gets an awkward face*
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: 'course you will!
Sheik: How do you know?
Me: 'cause you're really fast, and strong, and nice too! You just haven't met him yet! Or have you...?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: *reads email* ... I don't think I was supposed to get this... *is thoroughly disgusted*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: *is more than just a bit shocked, running off to go cry in my room*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: *I go in and find Zelda cooing and petting Pikachu, suddenly looking up at me, embarrassed*
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Marth and Toon Link? No. Just no. Unless you WANT someone to die. *cough*ToonLinkwouldbedeadbeforehehittheground*cough*
Would 2 trust 5?
Ike trust Lucario? Yes. Yes he would.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 9. What happens after that?
Peach: *gives a girlish squeal and proceeds to pet her and feed her treats*
Pikachu: *inwardly smirking in success* Cha!
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Lucario and Marth go to school...? ... I don't know... I'll think of it later...
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Toon Link and Zelda? Well, they're both hylians, so probably some sort of hylian feast.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Link and Peach? Well it didn't say the SAME job, so Peach would be a model and Link would teach sword fighting.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Sheik: *grooms Lucario perfectly*
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Peach sketches Toon Link's perfect girlfriend? Probably not...
5 and 7 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Link: I'm sorry! I thought you were a guy! *blushing in embarrassment*
Lucario: *blushing in embarrassment as well and partly because of anger* WELL I'M NOT.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Luke: Ow! Marth, why did you kick me?!
Marth: *growling* That's for kissing me earlier!
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Peach: *is shocked and flattered*
Ike: *realizes what he did and desperately trying to correct it*
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Lucario and Toon Link would start brawling.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Toon Link: *looking up at me all hurt and sad*
Link: *comes to me confused, holding two envelopes, one to him and the other to Toon Link*
Toon Link: *spots his envelope and snatches it up happily*
7 won the lottery?
Link: *has a giant party to which nearly all the smashers are invited*
8 had quite a big secret?
Sheik? She's a woman of the shadows, of course she does.
9 became a singer?
Me: *grumbling unhappily as she becomes quite popular* make it stop...
10 got a daughter?
Me: ... ... ... Dude... You're like, thirteen...
Luke: ... ... ...
What would 1 think of 2?
Well I don't ship Mike (Not. A. Fan.) so they're best friends to me...
How would 3 greet 4?
Zelda: Hey there, Pikachu! *holds her arms out*
Pikachu: Pika Pi! *runs and jumps into her arms with a purr like sound*
What would 4 envy about 5?
Pikachu: You're so powerful... I'm just tiny and adorable...
Lucario: Yeah you are...
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Lucario about Toon Link? Some sort of odd nightmare where a brawl goes horribly wrong...
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Toon Link and Link? Need I even answer this?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Link: Gimme back my sword!
Sheik: *smirks and runs off, now practicing sword fighting*
Where would 2 meet 4?
I don't know why, but I imagine in some sort of garden...
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Peach to Luke? She thinks he's a weakling.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Luke of Marth? His skills with Falchion.
Is 3 Gay?
Me: No, I hate to break it to you, but Zelda is most definitely not gay...
Zelda: What kind of question is that?!
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Me: First of all, since when is Link able to kidnap Ike? Okay, but anyways, Link would want Lucario to teach him the ways of the aura master of something...
Link: What do you mean I can't kidnap Ike?!
Me: *looks to him then Ike* ... Whatever floats your boat...
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Zelda: Thank you for inviting me and Sheik to your house for dinner Pikachu, what are you serving?
Pikachu: *brings out a platter of berries*
Zelda and Sheik: *silence*
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?
Me: Marth or Toon Link? Marth.
Toon Link: *all hurt and sad*
Me: *trying to explain and probably failing*
2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?
Luke: Ike... And Link... Are... *takes lots of pictures* Selling these to yaoi fangirls. I'm going to be rich.
3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Me: So many questions...
Link: *in depression after Zelda fell in love with Toon Link*
Me: But why would Sheik be jealous...? OH! SHEIK WAS IN LOVE WITH LINK BUT WHEN ZELDA TOOK HIM SHEIK FELL IN LOVE WITH TOON LINK AND DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR LINK ANYMORE SO NOW ZELDA IS WITH TOON LINK AND SHEIK HAS NO ONE.
Sheik: Do you even realize how stupid you sound?
Me: ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF.
4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?
Pikachu attacks me? Okay...? Okay, out of Ike, Luke, or Link, who would save me... Ike would laugh at me, so not him... Link would ALSO laugh at me, so Luke!
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Fangirls: *busting down the door*
Me: Dude, what did you think would happen?
Marth: *has barricaded the door* Shut up!
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Zelda: *looks between Sheik, Pikachu, and Peach* I have no words.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?
Zelda: *Fanore's Wind mutiple times to safety*
Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.
Me: You really like pairing up Ike and Link don't you?
Sheik: *is unhappily sulking at home*
9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Me: Again with the Ike and Link thing!
Peach: I was only late because my dress had a stain!
Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?
Toon Link and Luke? NO.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Me: She's cute, but not hot.
Me: What?! Have you even heard of a Pikachu that ISN'T cute?
Do you recall any fics about 9?
Me: Fics of Peach? Yes.
Peach: Yay! I'm popular!
Me: *sigh in irritation*
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Me: Ike and Toon Link? *snickering* That's a new one.
Ike and Toon Link: NO!
5/9 or 5/10?
Me: Lucario and Peach? Or Lucario and Luke?
Peach and Luke: *praying it's not them*
Me: Lucario and Luke.
Luke: *chasing after me with murderous intent as I bolt*
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
Luke wants to be in a Brawl, not just using his Pokemon, and Zelda has developed an interest in the creatures. When the two train each other in magic and Pokemon alike, will romance blossom?
Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Marth and Sheik fluff? Probably, yeah.
Suggest a title for a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort fic.
Anyone Can Brawl.
Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw 6?
Does anyone draw Toony? Probably, I mean, GSG likes him alot...
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
Luke: *is brawling with his Pokemon* ROCK SMASH!
If you wrote a songfic about 4, what song would it be?
Me: For Pikachu, 'What Kind Of Pokemon are you?' on the original Pokemon soundtrack.
What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 4?
Me: Luke? On Pikachu?
Luke: I swear, Don't you even think about-
Me: 'Hey Pikachu, I got a ball or two for you; if you know what I mean.'
Luke and Pikachu: *mauling me*
What might 10 describe a relationship between 9 and 8?
Luke: Sheik and Peach share a gender, and that's it.
How would you feel if 7/8 were in a fight?
I really wouldn't care... But I'm sure Zelda would...
What would you think if you found 5 was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Me: HOLY AWESOMENESS MY RELATIVES ARE AWESOME ENOUGH TO BE FRIENDS WITH A LUCARIO?!
Lucario: *inching away slowly*
How would you react if you saw 8 and 10 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Me: Somebody stop me before I- *vulgar words and creepy threats*
Ike: *somewhat regretting dissing me and trying to inch away for help*
Zelda: *dragging me away*
If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?
Me: *looks to Peach and Zelda in shocked disbelief*
Zelda: *extremely red* There weren't enough beds, okay?! Would you rather we share with a guy?!
Me: *sighs in relief*
9 asks you out. Decline or accept?
Me: DECLINE! DECLINE! FREAKING DECLINE!
Peach: *extremely red* It wasn't worth the twenty bucks...
7 is going to kiss you. How do you react? Hoes does 2 react?
Me: *panicking as Link leans in to kiss me and tries escaping*
Ike: *laughing hysterically and taping it for YouTube*
You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?
Me: *about to buy like, half a shelf from Too Cool of Pokemon plushies*
Luke: You know, you could buy a REAL Pokemon from a breeder for about that much...
Me: *begging him to take me to a breeder after abandoning plushies*
8 dies. Your reaction is?
Me: But... Sheik... She's... A ninja... How did she die...?
You get into a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?
Zelda and Lucario: *waiting for my answer*
Me: Uhm... They're both really great in a fight... Uhm... Zelda.
Me: Well if it turned sour she could Fanore's Wind us away! And she's really good with Din's Fire and everything! I'M SORRY LUCARIO!
You die. 6's reaction is...?
Toon Link: *all sad and depressed* But she was so nice to me...! *crying*
You and 1 share a song. What is that song?
Me: *red* Come on! Really? Out of all of them it's him?
Marth: *laughing at my reaction*
Me: I REFUSE TO ANSWER HIT QUESTION! I PLEAD THE FIFTH! BLARGH!
You have to write a humourous one-shot involving 6. What's the summary?
Toon Link recently saw a pregnant mother and her little baby, so, being curious, asks the big question. How on earth is Peach supposed to answer it?!
2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?
Ike and Luke: *break apart disgusted* GAH! WHY THE HELL DID YOU KISS ME?! WHAT?! *YOU* KISSED *ME*! NO! SHUT UP! STOP DOING THAT! GAH!
Everyone else: *in fits of hysterical laughter*
If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say?
Zelda: *watching Link and Pikachu with wide eyes* He... For... Pikachu...
Me: *patting Zelda on the back in sympathy as she starts crying*
8 notices you're extremely sad. What does he/she do about it?
Sheik: *eyes me* Would you like to train with me? *offers needles*
Me: *looks up and nods*
What would make 5 extremely sad?
Lucario? Extremely sad? Uhm... She feels like a loner...
You and 9 kidnap 1. Why and what would happen?
Me and Peach kidnapping Marth? This is the question that inspired 'Fingerless White Gloves'. XD
1 can go anywhere in the world. Where would they go?
Marth: Off to Japan! *dragging me with him*
Me: Why am I coming?! I don't know Japanese!
Marth: I don't want to go alone! I can translate for you.
Me: *sighs and follows*
7 accidentally kills 8. How do 2 and 3 react?
Link: *panicking after he accidentally kills Sheik*
Zelda: *in a state of shock and is furious but doesn't want to attack Link*
Ike: *being restrained by Marth, Luke, and I so he doesn't murder poor, panicking Link*
Do you support 1/2?
Do I support Marth/Ike? NO. NO MIKE! Friends? Yes. Mike? NO.
You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?
Me: Ike and I would team up for a Brawl! AND WE WOULD OWN!
Ike: I would be carrying the team of course...
Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?
Zelda? Link. ZeLink all the way.
What is your reason to kill 5?
Lucario: *slightly fearful*
Me: I have no reason... I love Lucario! Friend wise you little nasties... *hugs Lucario*
Lucario: *has no idea what to do*
Can you picture 8 & 5 together?
Me: Picture Sheik and Lucario together?
Sheik and Lucario: *daring me to say yes with death glares*
What does 4 like best about 6?
Me: *listens to Pikachu's reasons* She and Toon Link are great friends. Toony is overall quite nice and enjoyable to be around.
Toon Link: *grins and hugs Pikachu*
2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?
Toon Link: *looks up to Peach in confusion*
Peach: *sigh* No, I have no clue how Ike ended up in the center of the Earth. Come on, we gotta search the Assist Trophies for that drill girl...
What would 9 most likely be arrested for?
Peach: Me? Arrested? Never!
Me: Kidnapping Marth.
Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?
Me: Sheik and Peach...?
Sheik and Peach: NO! THE ANSWER IS NO!
How would you bribe 6?
Bribe Toon Link with candy. Yes.
You're out on a fun date with 6 at an Amusement Park. What would he suggest the two of you do first?
Me and Toon Link...? Okay...? Uhm, lots of roller coasters. Lots of them.
4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?
Me: *going to Pikachu looking sad*
Pikachu: *looks up and gets confused, then spots my envelope on her desk and sighs in failure*
If 1, 3 & 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?
Marth, Zelda, and Pikachu are in a band? Uhm... 'Utter Madness' or something like that...
Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 6, and 5?
Me: Out of Peach, Toon Link, and Lucario. Wow, some great options there. *sarcasm* Uhm, Kill Peach I guess-
Me: *grins and continues* Uhm, I would give Toony a kiss on the cheek or something... I wouldn't marry anyone. I would not.
6 sends 1 on a mission. What is it and does it succeeds?
Toon Link: Marth, you're mission is...! Uhm...
Marth: So you don't even know what mission you're assigning me?
Toon Link: No. Go get me thinking food. *that becomes the mission and it was completed successfully*
If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?
First of all, Lucario wouldn't be in the dictionary, she'd be in the PokeDex.
Definition: Lucario, the Aura Pokemon. A fighting and Steel type Pokemon. A well trained one can identify and take in the feelings of creatures over half a mile away.
What if 2 dated 9?
Me: Ike date Peach? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. He could do SOOOO much better.
Ike: *snickering* It's true.
Why do you love 6?
'Cause he's adorable and nimble and quick! He's like a little kid!
What would you do if 5 baked you a pie?
Me: Thanks, Lucario!
Lucario: *telepathy* I made it myself!
Me: ... *looks at the pie* Yay... What kind is it...?
Lucario: My favourite, Tamato berry.
Me: ... ... ...
What if 7 took you to Sonic's?
Me: What are we doing here, Link?
Link: Zelda was busy and you looked bored?
Me: ... WORKS FOR ME.
Would you give 3,8, and 5 a cookie?
Me: *hands Zelda, Sheik, and Lucario choclate chip cookies*
Zelda and Sheik: *peacefully eating theirs*
Lucario: *ravenously tearing it apart in her haste to eat it* NOM NOM NOM.
10 decides to paint 5's house. What color? How does 5 react?
Luke: Lucario! I painted your house a deep shade of blue for you!
Lucario: You mean instead of the light blue colour it was before...?
Luke: ... Yeah...
Lucario: Paint it back.
3 falls madly in love with 1 and tells 7. 7, being a gossip, brings this info to 1. What happens?
Zelda: L-Link? I-I'm sorry... But... I'm breaking up with you. I-I'm in love with Marth now.
Link: MARTH! *attacks the prince*
Marth: GET OFF ME, PYSCHO! WHAT DID I DO?!
Link: *dying on the inside* ZELDA'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Marth: ... I'm going to go talk to her... I'll let her down easy...
It's 4's birthday and his/her bestfriend 8 throws a surprise party and everyone comes. What does 4 do?
Me: Pikachu and Sheik are best friends?
Sheik: *hugging the electrical mouse tightly* You remembered!
Pikachu: Pi! Pika Pika Pi! (Sheik! You're crushing me!)
9 is bored and starts pulling random, cruel pranks on 6. Who comes to stop 9, if anyone?
Everyone stops that psychotic Princess Peach! Toon Link is too adorable to let suffer!
2 has always been friends with 1, but they get in a fight. What is the fight about?
Marth: I AM TOO AS MANLY AS YOU!
Ike: YOU WEAR A TIARA, FOR THE LOVE OF GODS!
10 and 1 are forced on a date by 3?
Luke: *awkward cough and forced smile* Pretend to have a good time, Zelda's watching...!
Marth*same forced smile and awkward cough* Why is the light arrow aimed at me...?!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Me: Toon Link afraid of Link?! Never! Never!
3 decides to cuddle into 1. How does 1 react?
Marth: Zelda! I told you! I don't like you! Get off of me!
Marth: *pushes her off and runs*
4 wants to get elected as mayor. What method do they use? How does this turn out?
Pikachu: *looks cute and smiles*
Everyone: D'AWWWWW! *Pikachu wins by sheer cuteness*
How is 2 seen by others? How about 7?
Me: Ike seen by others? A kind of distant and somewhat dense mercenary, but super freaking loyal to friends.
Link: *awkward cough* I guess Ike is just a really great friend. Can I leave?
What is 10 usually thinking of?
Pokemon. Probably Pokemon. He's the Pokemon Trainer after all.
Does 5 have a tiny crush on 8? If so, what do they do about it?
Lucario: no! I do not like Sheik, thank you! I am a female, you freaks!
If 7 were to meet 3 without an umbrella in the rain, would 3 lend the umbrella?
Link: *walks up to Zelda ad hands her the umbrella silently*
Zelda: *glances at him guiltily*
10 is eating a snack when 4 steals it. What happens?
Luke: *aggravated sigh* Pikachu, get your own food!
Pikachu: *adorable face*
Do you love 9 more than the others?
Me: Me?! Love Peach more than others?! *bursts into hysterical laughter*
Peach: *kicks me*
6 is marrying 8. Why is 1 against this?
Marth: Toon Link! Why are you marrying Sheik?!
Toony: I LOVE HER!
Marth: SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU!
Is there any one song to explain 5 and their life?
Lucario? No idea...
7 and 8 go shopping when 4 comes to mug them. How do they get revenge on 4?
Link: Did we just get mugged by Pikachu?!
Sheik: Indeed we did. She's been acting up lately.
Link: Tell on her to Luke?
6 sees that 3 and 9 are getting unusually close lately. The he/she finds that the two are secretly dating. Reaction?
Toony: *watches Zelda and Peach in horror*
1 is eating in a restaurant and gets bored. They throw food at 5, their date. What happens after this?
Lucario: *catches the poffin in her mouth* Okay, back to battle plans?
Marth: *grumbling* Fine...
2 wants to become a bestselling author but their writing sucks. How can 8 break this to them?
Sheik: Ike, what are you thinking?
Ike: I have no clue... *trashes the writing*
9 decides to become 10's worst enemy. Why?
Because Peach hates me and Luke has become my friend?
Is 1 a bit crazy when they're with 4? If so, why?
Marth: Pikachu! Stop it!
Pikachu: *shocking him when she gets bored and cackling evilly*
4 asks 7 to tell them a bedtime story. How does the tale go?
Pikachu: Pika, Chu Pika Pikachu Pi. Ka Pi Pika Chu? (Link, you cannot understand me. What is wrong with you?)
6 calls 5 lazy, but 8 defends 5. What does 6 think?
Sheik: Toon Link, how do you think Lucario is lazy?
Toony: *whining* She won't spar with me!
Sheik: She was just training for three hours!
Would you marry 2? If not, who out of the list?
Ike: I swear, if you say yes...!
Me: No way!
Ike: *now interested* Who then?
Me: ... *blurts out a number too fast to hear and bolts away*
9 and 8 are found kissing by 6 and 4. When they tell 7, the gossip, what happens to the 9/8 relationship?
Pikachu: PIKA KA PIKA PI PIKA PIKACHU! (SHEIK AND PEACH WERE JUST KISSING*!)
Link: *looks down at Toon Link and Pikachu*
Toony: Sheik and Peach were just kissing!
Pikachu: *gives up and slinks away as Link goes to talk to Sheik*
9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?
Peach: Lucario! We should go to yoga class together!
Lucario: *blinks then leaves*
You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Me: *squeals and dies*
Ike: I have all my money on Marth.
Tonny: *crying in a corner* No one loves me...
10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Luke: Pikachu! Chariot race, now!
Pikachu: *cocks her head in question*
Luke: I'm bored.
10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Luke: *some long Pokemon fairytale later*
Everyone but Me, Pikachu, and Lucario: *sleeping*
3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Zelda: *gives a locket matching hers because of ow they swap out in Brawl*
Toon Link: *gives Sheik more weapon needly things*
Pikachu: Pi Pika Chu Pi Chu Kachu, Pi Ka Pika Chu, Pi Pi Ka Ka Pika. (I tried to make you cookies, but that didn't work, so I brought you a scarf.)
Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Me: *throws water balloons in retaliation, not even listening to their protests*
9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Me: *is crying in a corner* Ike is beast f-friends w-with M-Marth though!
Ike: *rips Peach to pieces slowly and painfully*
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Toony: I'll die a hero...! *saves Marth*
Everyone: *now grieving Toon Link's death as Peach, Ike, and I try not to be relieved that Mart lived*
Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Luke: *snickers* Lucario, how'd you get trapped in there*
Lucario: *blushing* I was practicing wall jumping but it's too high!
Luke: *laughs and gives her a ride up on Charizard*
3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Zelda: *is over-run by toddlers on sugar highs as she screams for help*
1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Me: Marth, why in the world are you writing FanFiction?
Marth: *closes the Word Document in embarrassment as Ike starts laughing hysterically, Peach and Luke coming over to hiss at him*
7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Me: *looks over at Link* No. Even he knows it won't be good.
Link: *shrugs* I tried.
8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Sheik: Zelda, you start the fire, I going hunting.
Zelda: *agrees and goes out to forage for food afterwards*
While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
I have not seen the movie so it's officially a chichevache (monster who east virgin women).
Zelda: *Din's Fire*
Sheik: *Needle Storm*
The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Me: But this was so fun!
Marth: *reading over some of my answers* Hey, you have odd reactions to a few of these...
Me: *turns red* WE'RE LEAVING NOW! *drags him away*
Ike: *snickers and follows us*
Zelda: *goes off to find Link in boredom*
Pikachu: *goes to find Luke to make her some poffins*
Lucario: *follows her to get poffins*
Toon Link: *plays around with his Wind Waker*
Link: *follows after Ike and asks what's wrong with me*
Sheik: *goes off to train*
Peach: *runs after Link and hunting down Marth*
Luke: *sighs at the group craziness and goes to make Pikachu and Lucario poffins*
1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Hey, I'm Paige Melrose. I haven't a nickname.
1B: What's your gender?
I'm female, and no, I won't be providing proof.
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
Depends on the FanFiction I'm in. *smacked* OW! Fine! In 'What You Wish For', I'm fifteen, thank you!
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I dunno. Why?
4. And your favorite drink?
Coke, again, why do you need to know these things?
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
outraged and blushing horribly* Bah hah! Did Wish put you up to this. *Wish floats by and whispers 'think prince of Altea' as Paige smacks her out of the air*
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
NO. LEAVE ME ALONE.
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
GREEN. NOW GO AWAY.
8. Who's your favorite author?
Real or FanFiction?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
I dunno, but one of my fears is pathetic. I'm afraid of the dark.
10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?
Tons. Are you looking for specifics?
10B: Any Siblings?
Alex Melrose. He's a thirteen year old prat and URRRGH. He's funny though.
11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
I dunno. That's a mix of people. Fictional or no?
12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?
Oh geez... I dunno... I do have a rivalry thing going with Peach though...
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
I'd wake up from my nightmare.
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I have, I talk to her all the time... *awkwardly sits there as I beam at you*
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
And why did you cantact her...? OKAY, ANYWAY... I wanted to be a author, but when the Brawlers arrived in my life... I kinda want to be one of them...
16. What's your worst nightmare?
This is like the fear one, you un-original prat. *gets smacked by me as I start talking* Sorry, she's kind of short-tempered at times...
17. What's your lifelong dream?
Huh... I don't know anymore...
18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I don't know! Leave me alone!
19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
In my bedroom with a nice book or journal or video game or iPod or the park with the swings...
19B: Favourite music?
ANY TAYLOR SWIFT.
19C: Do you have any friends?
Of course I do! What kind of question is that?! *pouts angrily*
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Depends on the FanFiction... *gets smacked* OKAY OKAY! In 'What You Wish For', I spend most of the time trying to gather the brawlers and send them home. In 'Fingerless White Gloves' I spend most of my time aiding Peach and attempting to help Marth without my employer, Peach, killing me.
Panda Bear - Owl City
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Move Along - All-American Rejects (Yeah... I can't tell if this is good or bad.)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
White Horse - Taylor Swift (What, did I piss off my friends or something?!)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne (Uhm, no.)
4.WHAT IS 2 plus 2?
Freak the Freak Out - Victorious Cast (THE MATH; IT SCARES ME! XD)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Bully - Three Days Grace (Well. Uhm. What.)
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Holy Ground - Taylor Swift (I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but I really like the song.)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I'd Lie - Taylor Swift (Ah come on, I don't crush on people that often...! Plus, one of them -has- to like me back at one point... Right...?)
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Dancing Crazy - Miranda Cosgrove (I'd rather not be a dancer, thank you... I can not dance...)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (WHAT?! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A WORSE TIME FOR THIS SANG! GAH!)
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Pain - Three Days Grace (Go away, Three Days Grace...)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Listening - Lights (At least this one is cute and leaves me somewhat happy.)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Best Friend - Toy Box (Uhm is my best friend there grieving...? I am so confused...)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Hello Seattle - Owl City (Apparently I like to travel...?)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Never Grow Up - Taylor Swift (Well it's not exactly a secret, but I never want to grow up.)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (D'awwwww... I don't care if this is a love song and not a friendship song, it's too cute to be weird.)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
I Run To You - Lady Antebellum (Uhm, what)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Grenade - Bruno Mars (HOLY SHIT, WHAT?!)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
A Perfectly Good Heart - Taylor Swift (*sniffle* Awwwwwwwwww...)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Someone Who Cares - Three Days Grace (Seriously, go away, Three Days Grace.)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Forever & Always - Taylor Swift (...)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Ready, Set, Go! - Tokio Hotel (Uhm, maybe?)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert (This could have so many meaning at this moment...)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Quiet - Lights (*hyperventilates due to adorableness*)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift (...)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Innocent - Taylor Swift (It's frightening how much this song fits.)
26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW?
Alyssa Lies - Jason Michael Carroll (Horrible answer. Horrible.)
27.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Over and Over - Three Days Grace (Hah, do do this over and over...)
MORE iPOD SHUFFLE GAME!
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Enchanted - Taylor Swift (THERE COULD NOT BE A MORE PERFECT ANSWER TO THIS OH MY ARCEUS!)
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift (Maybe I dreamt about my Ex...?)
3. Your teacher is...
Every Time we Touch (Radio Mix) - Cascada (*vomits uncontrollably*)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
U Ur Hand - P!nk (... Erm...)
5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?
Time For Miracles - Adam Lambert (Erm, what?)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga (Oh gosh that hilarious...! I actually stalked her into being my friend, not the other way around...!)
7. How do you feel right now?
Home - Three Days Grace (GO. AWAY. THREE DAYS GRACE. OR AT EAST APPEAR AT APPROPRIATE MOMENTS.)
8. What’s on your bedside table right now?
Sure Fire Winners - Adam Lambert (I have my 3DS with my Fire Emblem: Awakening team. What now.)
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Animal - Neon Trees (AWKWARD ANSWER...)
10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...
Speak Now - Taylor Swift (A WEDDING DRESS! Even though I am not getting married nor do I have a boyfriend...)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Simple Man - Lee DeWyze (The lead singer was a simple man?)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
No Boundaries - Adam Lambert (O.O THIS COULD BE TAKEN IN OOOOOODD WAYS.)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.
Fearless - Taylor Swift (This is just buckets of 'YES!'.)
14. Your life's theme song?
Dynamite - Taio Cruz (Lolwut?)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Fairytale Man - Megan & Liz (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BAD ANSWERRRRRRRRRR!)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
We R Who We R - Ke$ha (I was being made fun of and I finally had enough and jumped off a building...?)
17. Your motto is...
Love Story - Taylor Swift (PLUS ONE FOR DRACONIS KITTEN SWEETIE'S LOVE LIFE...!)
18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...
Who Knew? - P!nk (Who knows what I would buy?! Ahahahahahahahahaha...)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Poker Face - Lady Gaga (I don't know, I'm keeping a Poker Face.)
20. Any last words?
Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift Ft. the Civil Wars (I may very well explode from cuteness.)
LAST ONE, I SWEAR!
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
This is how you do it.
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Angel - Sarah McLachlan (Wow. Tear-fest alert.)
Get Out Alive - Three Days Grace (Where am I waking up?!)
First Day At School:
Hero - Skillet (Dude, I'm liking this movie so far.)
Making Your New Best Friend:
All The Right Moves -OneRepublic (WHOA, UHM, WHAT?)
Falling In Love:
Breathe - Taylor Swift (Dude. I' never finding love apparently. *depression*)
15 - Taylor Swift (This doesn't make sense...)
Strut - Adam Lambert (I'M NOT GOING TO THAT PROM.)
Master Plan - Adam Lambert (Seriously, what kind of school is this?!)
All Too Well - Taylor Swift (Apparently not if this song is playing...)
Death of a Close Friends:
Photograph - Nickleback (D'awwwww...! That's so sad...)
State Of Grace - Taylor Swift (I can't tell if this makes sense or not...)
Rainbow Veins - Owl City (Yeah, what?)
Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tees (Awwwwwww... Remembering good romance...?)
Getting Back Together:
Aftermath - Adam Lambert (Confusion.)
Birth of Child:
Scream - Tokio Hotel (There'll be screaming alright. XD AWKWARD HUMOUR...!)
Lions! - Lights (Can I squee yet?)
Voodoo - Adam Lambert (Someone used a voodoo doll to make me crash the car.)
Roll In The Deep - Adele (Erm, okay?)
Just the Girl - The Click Five (Erm, what? Who died...?)
Homerun - Megan & Liz (No. This doesn't fit.)
22 - Taylor Swift (GET UP AND DANCE PEOPLE, YOU DESERVE TO AFTER SITTING THROUGH THAT MESSED UP MOVIE!)
Eyes Open - Taylor Swift (YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN OR YOU'LL MISS 'EM! XD)
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Holy Shitakie Mushrooms! Did you read through my ENTIRE profile? Or did you just skip for the stories? Either way 'm flattered, but if you skipped, I'd advise you read just a bit. It gets entertaining after the stereotypes thing.
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