Author has written 19 stories for Invader Zim, Legend of Zelda, Phantom of the Opera, Rhapsody Trilogy, Pokémon, Unreal Tournament, Animorphs, Princess Tutu, Metroid, Kirby, and Elder Scroll series.
Surprise name change! Moojuice Nne of the Mayonnaise is now tapiocatwostep. My apologies for my inability to come up with charming and witty pennames.
"Does your baby walk? Oh, that's no good, every year I've seen children die from falling while walking. You'll have to remove his legs immediately."
Smile and laugh often and never take yourself too seriously. Live a long and happy life because for all you know you only live once. Stop looking at my profile and go read a story.
Most of the stuff on the page is very old and I've left it up here for nostalgic purposes, but I don't suggest you read it because most of it sucks. If there's anything more than a couple years old I probably won't finish it, but like any emotional sap-head I don't like getting rid of stuff, so.
"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." --Isaak Asimov
Dohohohoho. I am not clever enough to even comprehend the magnitude of originality and painstaking hours of fleshing out the creations of the fandoms below this line. All characters belong to their respective fandoms, which belong to their respective creators, none of whom are myself. I own nothing except my immortal soul. And my dachshund. Wait, scratch that, he owns me. Dammit.
The Road to Kynesgrove will be updated on Wednesdays on slow weeks and Wednesdays and Saturdays/Sundays on fast weeks. :) This has been a very very slow couple of weeks though, and I am sorry for the wait, but chapter thirteen (!) will be ready on Wednesday, May 22nd! Thank you for your patience. :) You guys are awesome.
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