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Author has written 19 stories for Invader Zim, Legend of Zelda, Phantom of the Opera, Rhapsody Trilogy, Pokémon, Unreal Tournament, Animorphs, Princess Tutu, Metroid, Kirby, and Elder Scroll series. Surprise name change! Moojuice Nne of the Mayonnaise is now tapiocatwostep. My apologies for my inability to come up with charming and witty pennames. "Does your baby walk? Oh, that's no good, every year I've seen children die from falling while walking. You'll have to remove his legs immediately." Smile and laugh often and never take yourself too seriously. Live a long and happy life because for all you know you only live once. Stop looking at my profile and go read a story. Moo. Most of the stuff on the page is very old and I've left it up here for nostalgic purposes, but I don't suggest you read it because most of it sucks. If there's anything more than a couple years old I probably won't finish it, but like any emotional sap-head I don't like getting rid of stuff, so. "If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." --Isaak Asimov Dohohohoho. I am not clever enough to even comprehend the magnitude of originality and painstaking hours of fleshing out the creations of the fandoms below this line. All characters belong to their respective fandoms, which belong to their respective creators, none of whom are myself. I own nothing except my immortal soul. And my dachshund. Wait, scratch that, he owns me. Dammit. STORY STATS The Road to Kynesgrove will be updated on Wednesdays on slow weeks and Wednesdays and Saturdays/Sundays on fast weeks. :) This has been a very very slow couple of weeks though, and I am sorry for the wait, but chapter thirteen (!) will be ready on Wednesday, May 22nd! Thank you for your patience. :) You guys are awesome. | |||||||
1. The Road to Kynesgrove » reviewsDelphine cannot abide fools or dragons. Unfortunately for her, Skyrim's resident Dovahkiin is a little bit of both. When her endeavor to take Paarthurnax's life with her own hands is foiled by a halfwit hero, the Blade is charged with the protection of one of the very creatures she's vowed to destroy.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,552 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 7-10-122. Lux » reviewsUnfortunate circumstances left a small group of humans alive on the dread planet Na Pali. They're about to pay the price of being survivors.Unreal Tournament - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,522 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete3. The Seel Trade » reviewsDodger, a burnt-out Team Rocket agent, has been cursed by a Ninetales via the "no good deed goes unpunished" clause. He now has only one week to undo his greatest sin or be cursed into a lifetime of reliving the moment of his best friend's death. RBYPokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 10-30-104. Umbra » reviewsDon't forget the shadow's speed. Companion piece to Lux.Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-10-10 - Published: 7-26-105. Greylag » reviewsSamus Aran, fearless bounty hunter, is now the imprinted mother of a buzzing hatchling parasite whose favorite perch is either on her shoulder or in her cleavage when she sleeps. Their life together can only end in love.Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-24-10 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete6. Event Horizon reviewsOf the significant lack of love that Zero Two feels because he cannot turn into a refrigerator.Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-10 - Complete7. swan song reviewsBut think of what you said to me about Taiko. We are the few. You, Marshal John Dalton, must save the many.Unreal Tournament - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-10 - Complete8. Mimicry » reviewsKing of Light and Shadow getting shis-kebab'ed through the chest plus Majora looking to raise hell in Hyrule equals Ganondorf Dragmire's soul in Twilight Princess Midna's body. Dragmire's first order of business: find some damn clothes. Then start a war.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 2-8-10 - Ganondorf & Link9. Ad Nocendum Potentus Sumus »Series of five one-shots about selected UT99 characters. What are the Tournament characters actually thinking as they go about their roles as 24th century gladiators?Unreal Tournament - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,417 - Updated: 2-5-10 - Published: 10-27-0810. What We Have Now reviewsNow she was the color of wild rye and she had long forgotten the weight of Drosselmeyer's pendant around her neck. She wasn't fighting the story. She was warring with mortality.Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-10 - Ahiru & Fakir11. Sweet Charade reviewsSomewhere in the midst of her crazed ranting is a memory waiting to be revisited. The last moments of the Yeerk juggernaut known as Visser One.Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-10 - Visser One12. Last Stands » reviewsThe Resistance grows, and the Empire falls. The Almighty Tallest are helpless to stop what one of them had set into motion hundreds of years prior-and who wants a murderer for a leader, anyway? Now it's time for Red and Purple to make one last stand.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Red & Purple13. Right as Rain » reviewsAfter the fire, Meg returns to the Opera House with a mask and a proposition for the Phantom. In order to save herself, she promises the impossible: to draw Christine back to the opera and back into Erik's arms. What happens when her plan backfires?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 1-9-05 - Erik & Meg Giry14. The False Heart reviewsA sad poem, told from MewTwo's point of view, about how he feels about his creation and the events following. An old work that I decided to post as a congratulation to myself for getting into college.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete15. Au Contraire reviewsThis takes place between Prophecey and RftS. Achmed is remembering his past life and past love; he cannot decide on which to forget. Meanwhile, a new threat develops from the internal workings of the Cauldron-an Archon gone bad!Rhapsody Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-0516. The Angel's Lullaby reviewsA short and sweet one-shot. The Phantom is looking down at Christine, who is singing onstage for the first time. It might be the prolouge for an angst fic I'm writing. Please read and review!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-04 - Complete17. It's Never Too Late: A Sequel » reviewsThe finale of Purple Mountain Majesty's sequel is finished! The Empire needs a miracle to save it now-but that just might be too much to ask! The Epilogue is up, and the fanfiction is now complete! Please read and review!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 5-7-04 - Complete18. The Hyrulian Phantom's Opera reviewsHilarious accounts of the Zelda character's attempts to carry out a very serious play! Read it if you need a laugh!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 8-17-0319. Purple Mountains Majesty » reviewsWhen Purple extracts a disease unknown to the Irken medical field, it is up to a brave doctor and Red to try to find a cure. Is finished! Yay? R\R (the ending is full of confusion)!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 1-19-03
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