List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Harry Potter version:

1. Harry Potter
2. Pansy Parkinson
3. Bellatrix Lestrange
4. Hermione Granger
5. Ginny Weasley
6. George Weasley
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Voldemort
9. Draco Malfoy
10. Fred Weasley
11. James Potter
12. Lily Evans

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

George/James P. No I haven't and don't ever plan to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hermione Granger... Yes.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lily Potter got Voldy preggers... The entire universe would die of laughter, like I am right now.

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ohhhhh ya! DRAMIONE SHIPPER HERE!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pansy and George... Maybe.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ginny/Draco or Ginny/Fred. Defo Ginny/Draco, no incest. Meh.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Luna walked in on Pansy and Lily Evans kissing. Once again, the universe would explode with funnies!

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry/Voldy fluff. Probably, I hope not.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Luna/Lily Evans? Ummmm. TIME-SPACE WORMHOLE RELATIONSHIP MACHINE!

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Bellatrix... No.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

James Potter, sadly no... and I can't draw for my life, I would write him though!

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Pansy/Hermione/Ginny. I really, really, really hope not. Once again, I would... Maybe...

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Voldemort. Something emo... "Going Under" by Evanescence?

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A Harry/George/Lily Evans fic. JESUS CHRIST! CREEPY WEIRD INCEST FEST, DO NOT READ!

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ginny, yesterday.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry and Luna are in a happy relationship until Luna dumps Harry for Draco. Harry, brokenhearted, goes on one date with James P., has an unhappy breakup with Lily Evans., then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Bellatrix.
WHAT THE FLIPNODS? Luna/Harry. No, does not compute. Luna/Draco, NO. Harry/James, NOOOOOO! Harry/Lily Evans. Ummmmm.. Ew. Harry/Bellatrix... Just wrong.

17) What title would you give this fic?

Where Morals Or Death Do Not Exist.