I'm female, a resident of Washington, and a fan of British sci-fi/humor; I read, write, roleplay, and design webpages. I created Subreality, I co-created the TCP concept, and I ran CFAN. I've written a metric ton of stories, participated in countless round robins and group projects, and run RPGs on LiveJournal. What you see here on Fanfiction.net is only some of my work; you can find all of it at Subreality.com under "Camelot" (comicfic etc.) or "Twelfth Ring" (Tolkien).

In other woirds yes, I've written more than "Nine Men And A Little Lady." Honestly, I have. sigh

PS: Are you here because I gave you a toasty review? Cope. There's no rule saying I have to like your work -- the word is "review," not "kiss your ass." If you're not going to bother to make any effort in the first place, then I'd honestly rather you didn't bother posting. There's a reason why FF.net is notorious for bad fanfic: you!

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1. Nothing reviews

Sometimes the stories DO end. A Neverending StoryDay After Tomorrow crossover. Yes, really.

Movie X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04

2. Cat's Cradle reviews

Diplomacy in Umbar: a future king meets a former queen, and the true royal bloodline of Numenor is kept secret. Third in the Southern Crown arc; of Beruthiel, set in the last year of the reign of Tarannon Falastur.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-04

3. Rekindled reviews

After routing invaders from Rohan's Golden Hall, there is one last task for Frealaf to perform... A brief tale set in the time of Helm Hammerhand.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-04

4. Green Seas reviews

An oceanside tale of young Theoden, Imrahil, and Finduilas, set in Dol Amroth long before the War of the Ring.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-31-04 - Published: 3-31-04

5. Inheritance reviews

Sometimes the king's son is not the best man for the throne... A tale of ancient Gondor, featuring Hyarmendacil and his great-grandson Minalcar.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 2-7-04

6. Seven For A Secret reviews

Who was to blame for the Kinslaying and all that followed? Feanor's wife Nerdanel has a different opinion...

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 2-7-04

7. High Places reviews

A child's-eye view of the fall of Gondolin. [Keywords: Earendil, Maeglin, Idril, Tuor, Elwing]

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03

8. Stay For Me reviews

Elphir, eldest son of Imrahil, must leave his wife and child with no hope that he will ever see them again. Set before Pelannor.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-5-03 - Published: 4-5-03

9. Thus Fell reviews

They say your life flashes before your eyes... A brief tale of Fingon.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-7-03 - Published: 3-7-03

10. Chasing The Moon » reviews

Eomer and Boromir set out on a dangerous journey to seek Rivendell. This is an A/U set just before FOTR; Haldir fans may be interested, too.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-8-03 - Published: 2-2-03

11. Cast Away reviews

As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-22-03 - Published: 1-22-03

12. Singing In The Sun reviews

Boromir seeks the lost road to Rivendell...and finds a new friend in Eomer of Rohan. A/U.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-21-03 - Published: 1-21-03

13. Before Dawn reviews

Eomer only has Gandalf's word that his eored will arrive at Helm's Deep in time. Is that enough? Movieverse, vignette.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-20-03 - Published: 1-20-03

14. Refraction reviews

Did Denethor's wife Finduilas truly "pine away for the sea," as the tales say, or was it something more sinister...?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-17-02 - Published: 11-17-02

15. KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE EARTH SQUEE! » reviews

HI! this is my story, its not a Mary Sue, its about an ordinary girl....OR IS SHE??? read it & find out!!!!1

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 10-7-02 - Published: 10-7-02

16. Blood And Warm Blankets reviews

Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-14-02 - Published: 9-14-02

17. Grey And Pale Gold reviews

Theoden cannot save his only sister; Eomer and Eowyn are suddenly orphans. Can devotion (and Theodred) forge new ties within the line of Eorl?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-27-02 - Published: 7-27-02

18. Red Day Rising reviews

Eomer broods on Theodred's death while hunting orcs in Fangorn's shadow. A blend of introspection and action set before the Fellowship arrives.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-16-02 - Published: 7-16-02

19. Unbroken reviews

Long barren years have destroyed whatever love lay between Tarannon and Beruthiel. The end, plus a secret that could dethrone Isildur's heir (you know,

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-02 - Published: 7-16-02

20. Weregild reviews

Seduced by a sparkly piece of jewelry? Hardly. Isildur son of Elendil has his own reasons for keeping the One Ring... Vignette/moodpiece.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-16-02 - Published: 7-16-02

21. Wreath Of Steel And Silver reviews

The hand that nurtures Lothlorien once wielded a blade... Galadriel seeks forgiveness for her part in the Kinslaying. LOTR/Silmarillion.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-16-02 - Published: 7-16-02

22. Skadi In Shadow reviews

Osgiliath is a cold, wet, unfriendly place for a foreign queen... Meet Beruthiel of Gondor and her ten cats, from Tolkien's Unfinished Tales.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-16-02 - Published: 5-16-02

23. Nine Men And A Little Lady reviews

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 848 - Updated: 1-8-02 - Published: 1-8-02

24. Awake, Love, Think, Speak reviews

Destiny and Delight (of Neil Gaiman's Endless) play godparents at the birth of Narnia. Sandman crossover. Short and sweet.

C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-8-02 - Published: 1-8-02

25. Tarnish reviews

Sometimes a fairytale doesn't tell the whole story...especially in a world where fairytales are reality. First in the Happy Endings Triptych.

10th Kingdom - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-01 - Published: 9-24-01

26. Threadbare reviews

Two fairytales collide in the tale of a princess who doesn't quite get what she wants. Second in the Happy Endings Triptych.

10th Kingdom - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-24-01 - Published: 9-24-01

27. X-MST3K reviews

The birth of an online legend...the legend of the almighty Shadow! Winner of numerous fanfic awards and, well, just darn funny.

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,218 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-7-01 - Published: 9-7-01

28. Le Coquin Malchanceux (The Unlucky Rogue) reviews

Gambit decides to test his "Cajun charms" on his new teammates. In return, the X-ladies take his ego down a few notches -- hard and fast! (poem)

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 8-31-01 - Published: 8-31-01

29. The Persistence Of Memory reviews

Poor little Marie. She just hasn't been herself since this one battle... (Brace yourself, kids -- this one's *dark*.)

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-24-00 - Published: 8-24-00

30. Wannabe reviews

Cyclops and Professor X discuss the latest addition to the X-Men team. Hold on to your credibility -- you are not going to BELIEVE who they're recruiting!

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 5-3-00 - Published: 5-3-00

31. Degrees Of Wrong reviews

For one young mutant, "coming out" turns into be big trouble...but things are not always as they seem.

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-3-00 - Published: 5-3-00

32. Hearts And Diamonds reviews

Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers has a most romantic -- and unusual -- date set for tonight...

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-11-98 - Published: 11-11-98

33. Vertigo: No Way Up reviews

An enslaved assassin makes her break for freedom... Probably my best fanfic online!

X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,792 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-11-98 - Published: 11-11-98

34. Apples And reviews

Two unusual characters who would normally never meet...do. ;)

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-98 - Published: 11-10-98

35. Ghost reviews

Mutant or human, some things never change... A tale of the Common People.

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-7-98 - Published: 11-7-98