As evidenced by what I've posted, I love Pirates of the Caribbean, psych, and Back to the Future. I also love Lord of the Rings (books and movies), Jurassic Park (book and the first movie), The Princess Bride (once again...), Pride and Prejudice (ditto... and I mean the one that's actually a mini-series with Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy), NCIS, and Doctor Who (love Matt Smith, but I miss David Tennant so much).

(Wow. It's like I said to myself, "Hey! Why don't I use as many parentheticals as possible?")

(And check it out: I actually took the time to italicize the titles of stuff! My English teachers would be so proud!)

I love to read, write, and draw. The margins of my notebooks (especially the science ones) are filled with doodles and the names of my favorite (usually attractive) fictional characters. As a matter of fact, my first crush was a fictional character. But don't worry, I've gotten over that by now. I'm not as big a nerd as you might think.

I would now like to take a moment to state that I miss Will Turner very much and I wish Orlando Bloom had been in Pirates 4. Feel free to roll your eyes now. I'm used to it lol.

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If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN--are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

1. Rose Tyler

2. 10th Doctor

3. Will Turner

4. 11th Doctor

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Aragorn

7. Shawn Spencer

8. Tony Stark

9. Jack Sparrow

10. Hermoine Granger

11. Bruce Wayne

12. Spock

-You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Okay, I can tell from the start that this is going to be incredibly bizarre. So I’m hangin’ with Tony Stark and the Tenth Doctor gets drunk and attacks us? Well, Tony’s a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist (plus Iron Man), so I’m sure he’d think of something.

-What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

So Luna is having Jack’s baby, huh? They would undoubtedly have the cleverest, weirdest, pirate child ever.

-6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Erm… Bruce Wayne buys the place ’cause he can and… Aragorn… um… good question.

-7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

O-kaay, just so we’re all clear, that reads, “Shawn Spencer and Spock are making out when the Eleventh Doctor walks in.” Okay, here goes. When I play that in my head… The Doctor isn’t phased in the slightest by the whole making out thing. He gets super excited to meet a fellow space traveler, then reveals, in a long-ish spiel, why, exactly, Shawn is not really psychic.

-10 starts a bromance with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Hermione and Will, huh? I dunno, that’s sort of cute. Maybe Rose just wants Will all for herself ;)

-4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Are you seriously asking me if I would accept a lift from the Doctor?! Heck yeah!

-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because… no, that doesn’t work, ’cause I swear Aragorn’s not afraid of anything. Maybe he’s just disturbed by Shawn’s “psychic-ness”.

-10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Hermione is supposed to be with Ron. Duh. Not to mention, Jack is probably drunk and won’t even remember doing it in the morning.

-Give a title of a movie about 3 and 12.

“Pirates in Space” just popped into my head and refused to leave. I’m sorry, but I would see that movie.

-Fill in the blanks: “(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (4)”

Rose and Jack are in a happy relationship (without the last names I’m thinking Titanic, here), until Jack runs off with the Tenth Doctor (a Captain Jack Sparrow-Captain Jack Harkness scenario is already taking shape here…). Rose, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Bruce Wayne (BATMAN!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Aragorn, then follows the wise advice of Will Turner and finds true love with the Eleventh Doctor (aww… but he’s the wrong Doctor…).

My brain just exploded.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooong time ago.
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