Hawk
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since: 1998, id: 3289, Profile Updated: 02-25-13
country: Sweden
Author has written 48 stories for Star Wars, FX: The Series, Lois and Clark, X-Men, X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cartoon X-overs, Love Hina, Ranma, Spider-Man, Hikaru no Go, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, Evangelion, Vandread, Harry Potter, Full Metal Panic, Friends, and Kim Possible.

121115 - Evening

Hm, I have had an exceedingly active muse over the last couple of days. Did some minor revisions here and there and finished the sixteenth chapter of Black Heir. Or well, brought it to a good stopping point. I'll likely go over it again and do some minor revisions at some point before posting it.

Also (re)discovered Harry Potter GTS and it's sequel. I can't recall quite where I first posted HPGTS, but it wasn't here anyway. Did some minor tinkering there as well as working a bit more on the sequel, which I really like. There are quite a few scenes in there which I thoroughly enjoy reading myself, which is rare for my own works.

Fiddled a bit with Date Smart, Robinson Tokai, Nymph in Servitude and Married with Princess, but progress still seems slow, not quite sure why. My mind is however still bubbling away with ideas for the vegas vaccation challenge, but so far I have managed to prevent myself from starting yet another new fic. But I am starting to realize, that I probably will start scribbling away on the tale of Harry Potter and Wonder Woman's distressing marriage woes at some point. Going the harem route might be fun, but at the moment, I'm thinking that poor Harry will probably be distressed enough waking up alongside someone who has just ensured that he has a mother-in-law who's the queen of an entire island of very skilled female warriors with man issues.

130225 - Evening

I've mostly been fiddling with some old Ranma fics lately, doing some minor revisions and adding a few lines here and there. Not quite sure where the inspiration came for writing in that particular fandom came from, but whenever I've taken a seat and tried to do some writing, I've always wound up there for some oddball reason for the past couple of weeks.

Until today, when from out of nowhere I took my Sekirei fic from 92kb's worth of text to 120kb's in one sitting. Weirdness. I really wanted Minato shaken up, so I had him ( sorta ) wing six Sekirei in a single day with more to come. I've been reading a lot of harem fics lately and most of them take quite a while to build up and fill up with people ( with the exception of some HP inheritance fics where he can gain a dozen plus wives in one Gringotts visit ), so I figured I'd fill this harem up pretty darn quickly and only then let them settle down and get to know one another.

Speaking of what I've been reading, I've also come across quite a few works where only supreme efforts of will have managed to make me keep reading them, as I've come across an awful lot of fics featuring one or several of my most highly hated pet peeves, which is a sure-fire way to make me stop reading something even if I enjoy the story itself.

- Responding to reviews. Do it privately or not at all, don't waste precious lines in what is supposed to be a work of fiction to debate, praise or whatever. If you can't respond privately because some ruddy turd wasn't registered or didn't have the brass balls needed to give a negative review without logging in, then just forget about it and don't respond. Found several examples lately where the responses to reviews took up more space then the actual chapter. What the frack? Drop it!

- Overly long disclaimers. Get it over with, get to the story ASAP. We're here to read stories, not to skip over three screens worth of disclaimer with some scripted conversation.

- Whoring yourself for reviews or threatening to hold future chapters back until a certain amount of reviews have trickled in. Equally annoying. If you want reviews, start writing original stories and get them published, then you'll have more reviews then what you know what to do with and most of those are actual reviews, not just 'Update soon', 'Where is the next chapter' and the like.

- Stories without any characters from the actual cast of the fandom you're supposed to be reading a story for. Perhaps you've borrowed the magic system and world from Harry Potter or the Jusenkyo pools from Ranma or whatever, but otherwise what you have is an actual original story. Please, go the extra mile to create your own way of giving your character a curse, work out your own magic system or make up your own brand of Zombies, instead of cluttering up the Highschool of the Dead category here with something you should try to polish up enough to get a publisher to accept it.

- Chapters that aren't chapters. If you absolutely have to let your readers know something, then edit an existing chapter and put your little note at the end of it or just put it on your profile, don't have an entire chapter be an author note. This is fanfiction, we're used to writers taking a long time to update or even stop writing completely, so if you can't post for a while because your dog ate your laptop or whatever, just focus on getting the little four-legged turn cough your laptop up again instead of wasting both our and your own time by posting an author note as a ruddy new chapter.

That's not the end of my list of pet peeves by far, but these five I've come across so often in the last two weeks that it bares not only mentioning, but probably also repeating at some point.

END OF NOTES

I am past my thirthieth year on this planet and will soon enough be closer to fourty years then I am to thirty. A Swedish fanfiction freak who spends a bit of time now and then reading and writing fanfiction. I do have a life outside of fanfiction however, so don't go expecting my stories to be updated with any sort of regularity. If one of my stories has more then one update a year, count yourself lucky! If I have to chose between spending time with my loved ones or sit cooped up in front of my computer writing fanfiction, I'll chose my loved ones nearly every single time.

If a story of mine ends with "THE END! ( For now... )" it means that it's not finished yet and that at least one more chapter will be making an appearance, sooner or later... ... Most probably later, much later, considering my erratic updating shedule. :) So don't even bother pleading for rapid updates as I have a life outside of fanfiction and have no desire to put the former aside for the later.

If it ends with "THE END!" without the "( For now... )" it means, surprisingly enough, The End. No more to add on this particular story, unless I write a sequel or something somewhere down the line.

I have never dropped a story and got no plans on doing so either. It's just that you may have to wait for quite a while before the next chapter shows up. :)


1. Black Heir » reviews
This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,306 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 11-11-12 - Harry P. & Narcissa M.
2. Date Smart » reviews
Enough waiting, Shego wants a date and she wants it now, no matter what Ron thinks about it! But Kim has a few objections to that particular idea! The Moodulators the two ladies are wearing doesn't make the sitch any easier for Ron to handle!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-9-12 - Published: 10-27-12 - Ron S. & Shego
3. Fight Smart reviews
Shego finally has a chance to see if Ron Stoppable is all that, or if Monty Fiske was just full of it when he claimed that the buffoon could fight.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 6-12-12 - Ron S. & Shego - Complete
4. Shop Smart reviews
Two Smarty Mart shoppers have a little chat about their respective lives before they part ways...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-12-12 - Ron S. & Shego - Complete
5. Master Nin » reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 580 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 8-26-05 - Naruto U. & Tsunade S.
6. Hooray for bad Intel » reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 204 - Published: 2-24-08 - Naruto U. & Hana I. - Complete
7. An Old Friend reviews
When Rachel ran into Central Perk in her wedding dress, she was looking for Monica. She didn't expect her old tutor and onenightstand Chandler Bing to be there as well!
Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-07
8. Robinson Tokai » reviews
Alone in a beautiful environment with a beautiful girl who wants to have your baby. Sounds good? Well, Tokai Hibiki certainly doesn't think so! In fact, he'd rather be anywhere else then alone with Jura right about now!
Vandread - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,010 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 10-12-05
9. The Scoundrel of Go » reviews
AU. Hikaru already knows Go when he first comes across Sai. How will this change things, as we delve into the Hikaru no Go world, Hawk-style? Come on in and find out...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 9-19-04
10. Unbecomming conduct reviews
Making another attempt to understand civilian behaviour patterns with digital assistance, Souske winds up in possession of some very dubious sources for such. Chaos and perversion ensues.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete
11. Nymph in servitude » reviews
Hawk's response to the CJ Cold Tonks Slave Challenge on the PP3 Yahoo Group. Released in celebration of TFF's 1000th member!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 12-13-06 - Harry P. & N. Tonks
12. Urd Muyo reviews
Ranma has been granted a wish and the one who comes to give it to him, is Urd. Can this combination lead anywhere but straight to hell?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-25-06
13. Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks » reviews
Narcissa Malfoy has joined the Order of the Phoenix and she has plans that could turn the Wizarding World upside down. Not to forget how it will affect Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Harry P. & Narcissa M.
14. Visiting Kyoto » reviews
What if Keitaro actually noticed that the 'nice girl' he meets on the bullet train after failing the Todai exam was Naru and decided to stay away from her, jumping onto the first bus he can, not knowing where it will take him and what he will learn there?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,993 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 11-14-04
15. Pervert Fu » reviews
Who knew that a spot of rain in the wrong place at the wrong time, could have such a huge impact on the Ranmaverse. Or perhaps that should be, a spot of rain in the right place at the right time? Ranmaverse AU.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,937 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 8-20-05
16. The SHIELDtacular Spiderman » reviews
Peter Parker, one of SHIELD's finest, is a parttime gadgeteer in the R&D Department, trying to cope with a demanding job at the same time as he attends school. Then, on top of all this, he also winds up getting bitten by a radioactive spider!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 2-1-04
17. Love Evolution » reviews
Keitaro knew that coming with Kitsune to a party with her drinking buddies might be a bad idea, but that it could change his life to this degree, he didn't know.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 10-5-05
18. Early Return » reviews
What if Motoko's training camp was unexpectedly cut short? What if she returned to the Hinata Sou at about the same time as Keitaro does in the first episode of the anime?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 10-5-05
19. Handyman Keitaro » reviews
What if Keitaro was kicked out of his parents place earlier, back when the Hinata Sou was still an inn and Grandma Hina still ran the place?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 10-5-05
20. Sex Ed with Sensei Tendo Nabiki » reviews
When Ranma finds himself in need of knowledge in matters sexual, he turns to the one person he knows that he can buy that from, as well as her silence on the matter...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 9-6-05
21. Love Angel Kurumi » reviews
When the gang stumbles into the forgotten tunnels beneath Hinata Sou, Keitaro stumbles across Moe, right? Well, not this time. This girl answers to another name. The name, you ask? Kurumi. Steel Angel Kurumi.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 9-6-05
22. Unholy Union » reviews
Love Hina AU. Takes place during Keitaro's time in America. During Keitaro's spring break, he's persuaded to come with some friends from school to the city of sin, where he meets a very unusual woman...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 9-3-05
23. Nabiki Master of Anything Goes » reviews
Ranma made another bet with Nabiki? Won't he ever learn? Well, at least this time it's a bet on an Anything Goes Martial Arts fight between Ranma and Nabiki. Surely our pigtailed hero is capable of defeating Nabiki, 'aint he?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,080 - Reviews: 202 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 11-24-03 - Ranma & Nabiki
24. The Smallest of Actions » reviews
One small event drastically changes things for our sexchanging Martial Artist. Since that event, things have come to a head at the Tendo residence and Ranma decides to leave. But, he doesn't do so alone. Kasumi decides to come along with him!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 8-29-03 - Ranma & Kasumi
25. No Need for Serenity » reviews
Tenchi smooching with Mihoshi in the woods? Tenchi and Ryoko, snogging like there's no tomorrow? Tenchi frenching Ayeka in the living room? Tenchi giving 'it' to Washu? Has he been replaced with a pod person or just what is going on in the Masaki house?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,536 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 8-6-05
26. Married With Princess » reviews
Prince Su Keitaro? What's this? Hinata Sou is an embassy because of the Princess living there? Making it foreign soil? Soil in which a certain law states that living under the same roof with a woman for a year means that you're married? Poor Keitaro!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 314 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 2-1-04
27. Venomous Wizardry » reviews
Being Harry Potter isn't all that easy, especially not when the house he's grown up in is destroyed in a freak disaster and a bloodthirsty alien symbiote decides to start moonlighting as his boxer shorts! Harry PotterVenom xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 2-12-06
28. Partner Konoka » reviews
What if Konoka got fed up with the recurring marriage meetings and vented about it to her grandfather? What if Negi showed up a little earlier to his teaching assignment? What sort of amusing mishaps might occur then? Well, here's the Hawkstyle version of
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 8-1-05
29. It's Not Enough » reviews
Deviates from Vol 9 of the manga just before 'The clothespin incident'. In this fic, Keitaro never gets his hands on those damnable pins and things diverges from canon there. Very dark:ish fic, compared to my other Love Hina fics...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 8-31-03
30. Youth is wasted on the young reviews
AU. Tsunade awakens from a deccades long coma, with a spotty recollection and hazy memories of her former life, having to adapt to a wastly different world...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 6-6-06 - Naruto U. & Tsunade S.
31. Tears of Blood » reviews
Inspired by Blood Hina where the otherwise brilliant Teriyaki Chicken used Kuei-jin instead of Kindred, here's my version of how Keitarou is turned into a vampire... Kindred, of course... ;)
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-24-02
32. Poppa Dork » reviews
When Seta one day doesn't manage to beat the odds piled against him, Keitaro is stunned to realise that the eccentric archaeologist has left nearly everything to his young protege. Including Sarah and Nyamo!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,760 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 11-28-04
33. Frosty relations reviews
An Martial Artist who never backs down and a suave genius with a stubborn streak a mile wide, a match made in heaven? Perhaps not. Ranma and Nabiki has a lot of compromising to do now when they've wound up engaged to each other for the long run.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 3-4-06 - Ranma & Nabiki
34. Hello Ranma, Genma, Happosai and Shampoo! » reviews
When the Tendo girls first meet the Saotomes, the Saotomes doesn't come alone. They've managed to pick up an early-awakened Master Happosai and our favourite cat-shifting Chinese Amazon on their journey.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 5-25-03
35. Su Kaolla With a license to thrill » reviews
The Crimson Moon is about to appear and the time for Kaolla's change is imminent. Amalla remembers about it in time and Kaolla is called back home. Worried that she might be bored, Kaolla ask Keitaro to acompany her, causing all kinds of havoc!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 8-2-04
36. Playing Games » reviews
Ikari Shinji. A deck of cards. Six different opponents. Six games of cards, six discussions. Six chances for Shinji to learn something about the world and chaos surrounding him.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 10-9-05
37. The Kanako Factor » reviews
When Keitaro arrives at the Hinata Sou, he's not alone. Having promised his sister Kanako that they'd always be together when they were both much younger, he's been trying to keep that promise ever since...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 5-22-03
38. This should be fun Revised reviews
After being put on trial by the Jedi Council, the young Jedi Knight Quinn Hzun is stripped of his status and banished from the Order. This is his story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-05
39. Mallet Happy reviews
Just a silly little rewrite of Weird Al's 'Trigger Happy'. Short'n stupid and completely unlike anything I've ever written before.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-6-03
40. Sinister Affairs reviews
As Hawk returns to his own past, he realizes that he has to make a few things different in order to prevent multiple disasters from happening all over again. In order to do so, he has to go behind the back of the X-men and betray their trust in him...
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-01
41. Out with the old, in with the new reviews
First season. The Master vampire is assassinated and his replacement is *very* curious of the young girl whom the undead population of Sunnydale is so terrified of...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-00
42. An evening at Augers Inn reviews
An evening at Augers Inn...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-00
43. This should be fun reviews
Put on trial by the Jedi Council, Jedi Knight Quin
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-24-99
44. I thee web reviews
A response to WenDee's 'Pair Jean up with someone else then Scott' challenge.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-99
45. Where the winds may blow us
Sequel to "Eye of the red storm", more "Red storm" aftermath...
FX: The Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Published: 4-7-99
46. The eye of the red storm
Hawk's version of what happends after "Red storm", the last episode of the series.
FX: The Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Published: 4-7-99
47. The F/X-files X-over reviews
An F/X-the series/Generation X/Hawk/Highlander/Le Mat/X-files/X-men
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58,849 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-7-99
48. Premiere reviews
The premiere episode of Lois&Clark, rewritten in Hawk-style.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-99