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| Loafer |
Author has written 47 stories for Psych, and House, M.D.. Howdy! I visited fanfiction.net for years but only joined 9/30/11. I was ridiculously driven to post a psych fanfic (Lassiet, of course, because we need more Lassiet) because of a wonderful one I read by another author (The Year Under, by Bialy, soooo good). Since then I've gone nuts, I admit. If you like Lassiets (and Karltons), do not miss the stories by Lawson227, who is unmatchable. Period. Other marvelous Lassiets have been offered up by AlyshebaFan1 and Dragonmactir, but they're not the only ones in our little club of rebels. I chose my screen name because loafing is what I do best, or would do most if I could get paid for it; I'm a full-out grownup with a job and bills and everything, and I live in the Southern Midwest as well as in my head (where it is usually dark and cluttered). Cheers | |||||||
1. After Salamatchia reviewsThis is a one-shot Karlton story (Lassiter & Vick). If you do not like Karlton, DO NOT READ THIS STORY. You have no one to blame but yourself if you read a Karlton and then get upset because it's a Karlton. OK? Those of you who do appreciate the occasional Karlton story (and you know who you are): carry on.Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-13 - K. Vick & Carlton L. - Complete2. Conversations » reviewsCOMPLETE. Lassiet. Deal with it. Carlton & Juliet can only talk to themselves so long before they have to call in the big guns to understand their partnership, friendship, and more.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 3-12-13 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete3. My Inky Valentine reviewsCarlton learns something about Juliet during a non-routine arrest, and Valentine's Day will never be the same. A Valentine's gift for my tiny tiny group of fellow Lassiet fans.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-13 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete4. Juliet On The Edge » reviewsSemi-purposeless all-LASSIET smut, but the chapters do show a progression of their life together. It's not even just Juliet on the edge...Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,121 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 3-23-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH.5. Completely Contrived OneShot 12: Noses reviewsThis pre-Lassiet entry in my Contrived series takes a look at Juliet getting tired of Shawn's constant put-downs of her partner.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-13 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete6. After The Crash » reviewsCOMPLETE. Lassiet (shocker). The Feds want Juliet for an undercover op which makes her reevaluate her partnership, friendship... and more... with Carlton.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,580 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 1-8-13 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete7. 12 Days Of Lassiet » reviewsChristmas is approaching, and Juliet and Carlton get caught up in the season in an unexpected way. COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 12-17-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete8. Thankful reviewsLassiet one-shot. Carlton & Juliet discuss what they're thankful for this holiday.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete9. Completely Contrived OneShot 11: Writing reviewsLASSIET. Looking for an excuse to vent about bad writing, I contrived a workplace scenario where Carlton and Juliet could discuss erotica. No Shules, no Carlowe.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete10. Repent At Leisure » reviewsLASSIET. Juliet does something incredibly stupid and turns to Carlton for help, but this task may prove more than he and his heart can handle. COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 10-13-12 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete11. Wherever You Go, There You Are » reviewsComplete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 9-24-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete12. The Fight » reviewsCOMPLETE. A fight between Lassiter and Shawn leads to a secret kept, and Juliet is determined to discover the truth. Or, I have no idea what I'm doing but once the idea pounced, I had to go with it. Lassiet, as if you needed to be told that.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-3-12 - Published: 8-31-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete13. Completely Contrived OneShot 10: Kissyface reviewsTenth in my Lassiet Contrived Cliché series, the subject is kissing. Who's kissing whom, and what will come of it?Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-25-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete14. Completely Contrived OneShot 9: Blind » reviewsCOMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 8-14-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete15. Drawing Another Line » reviewsCOMPLETE. Recently divorced Karen Vick reevaluates her relationship with her head detective after he issues a serious work-related ultimatum. Yes, Karlton. Yes, she's divorced. Yes, it's "make-believe."Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,687 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Carlton L. & K. Vick - Complete16. Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction reviewsBefuddled by a comment on my recent Karlton story suggesting that it's *wrong* for any psych fanfic to be non-Shules, I had to write this little thingy.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-14-12 - Juliet oH. - Complete17. Completely Contrived OneShot 8: Death reviewsA short little tale in my Cliché Lassiet series. What do you confess when you're about to DIE?Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-10-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete18. Competition Changes Everything » reviewsThe biennial Tough Enough competition is coming up, and Shawn is determined to beat Lassiter. But it's for the wrong reasons, and tests more than one relationship. Lassiet by the end. You knew that, right? COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 6-27-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete19. Completely Contrived OneShot 7: Stranded » reviewsLASSIET. Car trouble: Lassiter & Juliet get stranded together one night. Part of the cliché series, but too long to be a ONE-shot.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 6-15-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete20. Completely Contrived OneShot 6: Massage reviewsThe return of the LASSIET Contrived One-Shot! Number 6: a little neck massage leads to hormonal mayhem.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete21. This Is Not A Lassiet » reviewsCOMPLETE. Lassiter going undercover causes a change in his relationship with Karen Vick. Yes, it's true: I said VICK, not Juliet. See, I CAN write things other than Lassiet. I CAN!Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,018 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-7-12 - Published: 5-30-12 - Carlton L. & K. Vick - Complete22. Completely Contrived OneShot 5: Cannibalism reviewsA little one-shot for my Contrived Lassiet series, and also a tag for the S4 episode Thrill Seekers & Hell Raisers, wherein Lassiter details whom he'd eat first in a survival scenario.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-28-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete23. Completely Contrived OneShot 4: Disguise reviewsClichéd Lassiet one-shots #4: here, the old "in disguise at a costume party" chestnut, only I hope it's a little better than Clark Kent merely putting on glasses to fool Lois Lane.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-23-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete24. Completely Contrived OneShot 3: Amnesia reviewsThe third of my completely ridiculous and clichéd Lassiet one-shots: here, what I consider the granddaddy of all clichés: amneeesia! MUAHAHAHA!Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete25. Completely Contrived OneShot 2: Sleeptalk reviewsHere we explore the improbabilities of game-changing sleep-talking. LASSIET, of course.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-17-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete26. Completely Contrived OneShot 1: Bare reviewsLassiter has a completely-contrived-by-me situation which opens Juliet's eyes in more ways than one.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-15-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete27. The Break » reviewsLassiter tries to make changes in order to deal with what he thinks are his unrequited feelings for Juliet. This is LASSIET. COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 5-7-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete28. It Was Late reviewsLassiter after too many hours at work. Sort of a companion piece to my story Rumors. It's supposed to be funny, but humor is the eye of the beholder.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-12 - Carlton L. - Complete29. For Charity » reviewsCOMPLETE. Established LASSIET: Lassiter and Juliet find themselves headed for a social event neither of them wants, and about six paragraphs in, you'll figure it out.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-24-12 - Published: 4-22-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete30. Mr and Mrs Policeman reviewsOne-shot Lassiet. An off-the-cuff snark by a suspect causes Juliet & Lassiter to "think on" things between them. Set immediately after S6 Shawn & The Real Girl. Spoilers, but nothing dramatic.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete31. Facts For Juliet reviewsYet another conversation between Juliet and Lassiter about her relationship with Shawn. One-shot. Takes place after and includes very minor spoilers for S6's Shawn and The Real Girl.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-19-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete32. When Juliet Went Away » reviewsCOMPLETE. Juliet goes away suddenly, leaving the men in her life to ponder the why of it. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and this is Lassiet. Takes place immediately after and contains spoilers for S6's Indiana Shawn & the whozit doohickey.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete33. Free Pass reviewsSort of a tag for S6's Indiana Shawn, but no spoilers. A simple little heated discussion between partners about Shawn. One-shot.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-3-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete34. Thinking About It reviewsOne-shot. Juliet thinks. Lassiet. The end.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete35. The Fanfic Incident » reviewsLassiter, Juliet and The Boys investigate criminal happenings at a gathering of fanfic writers. I intend to have fun with this, oh yes I do. COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 2-19-12 - Published: 2-6-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete36. Rumors reviewsA bit of humor inspired ENTIRELY by the story titles and summaries I've been seeing here for psych lately.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-30-12 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete37. WrapUp With A Twist » reviewsThe conclusion of a murder case goes a little differently when one of the witnesses decides she has a few things to say about Shawn. Lassiet by the end. COMPLETE.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 1-20-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete38. Stories Of The Sling » reviewsHere I offer up three possible explanations for Lassiter's arm sling in Season 2. Established Lassiet, since he'd NEVER tell anyone else but her, right?Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete39. Lassiter, Being Here Now reviewsMissing scene from the end of S4's Shawn Has The Yips. So yeah, spoilers. Lassiter/Juliet friendship one-shot. One-shot. Really. One-shot.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-14-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete40. Lassiter And The Valentine » reviewsCOMPLETE. An early Valentine story about the friendship between Lassiter and Juliet. It WAS a one-shot, but now it's not. And it's more than friendship. Curses. Another Lassiet after all!Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 1-8-12 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete41. Lassiter Draws The Line » reviewsCOMPLETE. Slightly AU look at what might happen if Lassiter got fed up with how Shawn treats him. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and it turned into Lassiet after all. See? The stories think they're in charge.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 12-22-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete42. Lassiter Overheard » reviewsCOMPLETE. Another Lassiet! Juliet overhears something startling from Lassiter, and it sends the unlikely but perfect pair in a new but long overdue direction.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,702 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-19-11 - Published: 12-6-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete43. Lassiter and Iris reviewsOne-shot Lassiet. Lassiter was present at the birth of Karen Vick's baby back in S1. Now, five years later, he meets Iris again, and their visit makes a big impression on Juliet.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-21-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete44. Lassiter: ChChChanges » reviewsCOMPLETE. Lassiter makes some drastic changes after an epiphany, and a lot of those changes affect Juliet on a very personal level. Lassiet!Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,982 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-12-11 - Published: 11-1-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete45. Lassiter, After The Big Reveal » reviewsAnother take on what happened after Lassie found out about Shules. Takes place immediately after the Season 6 premiere.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-17-11 - Published: 10-13-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete46. Psych In The House reviewsDr. House has a interesting little chat with Karen Vick and her team, and goes head-to-head with Shawn Spencer.Crossover - House, M.D. & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-5-11 - G. House & Shawn S. - Complete47. Lassiter: Holidays And Discussions reviewsWhat happens to a partnership when a little too much spiked punch causes Juliet to ask Carlton for something unexpected? Lassiet.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-2-11 - Carlton L. & Juliet oH. - Complete
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