First of all, I just wanted to say hi! Well, not exactly. My friend gave me this account...so it's under new management! MWAHAHAHA!

...kidding. I just hope that I will be able to live up to my friend's name, and give you guys the best of what I can do. :D

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go.
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you, Give her your attention.
When she pulls away, Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up.
When she say's that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you..
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

Hi! Check the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and The Kane Chronicles Crossovers archives for most of my stories! Thanks in advance for reading them! Oh, and READ & REVIEW !

Name: CariVal (hehe...)

Age: 16...and proud of it!

Gender: Male/Boy/Man...whatever.

Favorite Female Characters: 1.) Sadie Kane 2.) Bianca di Angelo 3.) Thalia Grace 4.) Zoe Nightshade 5.) Zia Rashid 6.) Annabeth Chase 7.) Katie Gardner

Favorite Canon Pairings: 1.) Percabeth 2.) Salt 3.) Sanubis 4.) Zarter

Favorite Crossover Pairing: Sadico (Sadie/Nico) FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhat funny quotes:

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

XD

hi…. can i be your textmate? I got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Boy: Do you have a map?

Girl: Why?

Boy: 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

XD

You know you're a Kane Chronicles fan if you:

-Point and yell "Hi-nehm!" whenever you break something.

-Grab a cat and start calling her muffin and/or Bast.

-Yell "Ha-di!" to the school bully. (Sad but true.)

-Freak out and say that Apophis finally swallowed the sun whenever there is an eclipse.

-Ask your mom if you can get a pet crocodile.

-Ask the baboons in the zoo if they want to play basketball.

-Make a wax statue and call it doughboy.

-Have a crush on Sadie Kane. (True, true...)

-Buy a khopesh. (And everybody is like, wtf?)

-See and African-American boy and call out, "Hey Carter!"

-See a blonde thirteen-year old girl and ask her, "Hey, is your name Sadie?"

-Wear combat boots. (Enough said.)

XD

1. I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES! DON'T YOU?

2. X-MEN: FIRST CLASS RULES!

QUESTION: Who made these movies simply great?

Lord I am thankful for another day of my life.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

For PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

For TKC FANS:

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :

IF you are a guy...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16

(I'm a guy...obviously!)

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yup!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Nope! I read it WAY past 4 A.M!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (... NOOOOO. *Sarcastic* I made this account just so I could copy and paste things to my profile)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I have succeeded in getting my friend to read the Percy Jackson series)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I'm secretly convinced that my cousin is a son of Aphrodite)

Everything reminds you of the book. (School announcement: don't forget to get your tickets for the winter solstice Me: great another deadline)

You quote random lines all the time. (*Sheepish grin* Yeah...)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (saying commands and spells from my favorite books)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I wonder if Mom would notice if I tried to hadi the teacher)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*Hides screensaver with picture of Anubis*)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! I can actually tell the entire Twilight series from Twilight to Breaking Dawn)

You've read a book more than five times. (I've read The Kane chronicles 6 times)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read Breaking Dawn in one day)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yeah. I'm planning on seagoing Rick Riordan's house for killing off Walt soon)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (YES)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (I can go hours debating)

Your idol is a character from a book (Yep! the list never ends)

IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!

IF YOU LOVE SANUBIS, COPY/PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe SADIE KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.

Stupid stereotypes. Not everything you hear is true!

"I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't
get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went
home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and
dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to
be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry
for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought
that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was
threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.