| samvimes |
Author has written 37 stories for Discworld, and Harry Potter. | |||||||
1. The Philosophy of Romance reviewsA watch officer and a journalist in love? Oh dear, oh dear...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-27-032. Anywhere But Here reviewsSeverus Snape runs into an old student in an unlikely place, and tells some uncomfortable truths to the Boy Who Ran Away.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-22-03 - Severus S. & Harry P.3. Real reviewsCaptain Sam Vimes is tired, hung over, and can't remember what he did the night before. And what's that bandage doing on his arm...?Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-20-034. The Patrician's Papers » reviews**Completed! Hurra! Vetinari's secret writings, Margolotta loose in Ankh-Morpork, and Drumknott considering a career change...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,870 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-9-03 - Published: 4-21-03 - Complete5. Home reviewsWhen Remus Lupin breaks into a room in the Leaky Cauldron, he runs into Severus Snape, a moral dilemma, and a lot of trouble. Fluffy slash. Snape narrates.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-29-03 - Severus S. & Remus L.6. Defender of the Crown » reviewsA death in Psuedopolis, a messenger to Ankh-Morpork, and an offer Sam Vimes can neither refuse nor accept... (complete in four chapters) (format apologies; it's ff.net and there's nothing I can do.)Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,231 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-22-03 - Complete7. The Children reviewsAfter the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-16-03 - Draco M.8. Off The Cuff » reviews**Trequel Added** A slip on a rooftop sends young Havelock Vetinari in a surprising new direction...(Night Watch spoilers) (Slash) (Oh god, I know!) (What have I done?)Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-6-03 - Published: 4-26-039. When I Come For You reviewsJust something I wrote after reading one more "The War is upon us!" fanfic...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-03 - Harry P. & Voldemort10. The New Verse reviewsThere's a new verse to an old song about the Patrician, and Vimes isn't happy about it...Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-6-0311. Dinner at Sarnoff's reviewsA twist on an old fanfic...Sybil's got something on her mind.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-29-0312. Either Way reviewsThe fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city. (Written on a dare. Vetinari, drunk? Ye gods, Sam, what have you done?)Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-25-0313. Every Little Thing reviews::sigh:: It's a filk about Sybil. Run screaming now. No really. You'll only encourage me if you review it.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-22-0314. In The Blood » reviews[now completed!] An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-12-03 - Complete15. You Can't Kick A Troll In The Rocks reviewsArgh, I don't know what to call this. It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Well, not really, but that's as accurate as anything else.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-9-0316. The Piecemaker reviewsA Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-6-0317. Owed reviewsRosie made a promise to John Keel about young Sam Vimes, and got her reward...but not in a way either of them expected.Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-3-0318. We Didn't Buy The Hardback reviewsErm. Sort of a, well, sort of a song, history, strange...thing? Words escape me (rather more often than I'll admit to). But it's short, so it won't take long to read. :)Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-2-0319. A Room Vith A View » reviewsJust my version of what happened yea those many years ago, on the Grand Sneer. Now completed!Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 2-22-03 - Complete20. The Great Morporkian Pastime reviewsThe City Watch and the University go up against each other in the Discworld's first-ever baseball game...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-21-0321. Cold Snap reviewsAn unabashedly pointless little Vimes/Sybil piece about keeping warm on a chilly night. ::cough::Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-19-0322. Changes reviewsYou know, I think I've become rather compulsive about posting. :) Just a little vignette about life for Sam Vimes, in five or six years' time.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-0323. Schoolboy reviewsIn honor of ff.net's revival, I place this very brief offering upon the fanfic altar. What do you do when a sixteen-year-old boy throws away a good education for a life in the Watch?Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-16-0324. Patterns reviewsHow to describe...based on the quote about carpets in The Night Watch, but no spoilers. Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-12-0325. The Policeman's Ball » reviewsCarrot's latest attempt at community outreach goes awry when he's attacked, and now Vimes has to answer the question -- who wants Captain Carrot dead?Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-11-03 - Published: 2-10-0326. Homecoming reviewsSequel to \'Some Buggers\'. There\'s a surprise in store for the widow Vimes... (may be posted twice; my apologies if so)Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-9-0327. Transformations » reviewsA little 'what if' based on Men at Arms, and the consequences of taking on new recruits...Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-6-0328. The Sixpence Opera » reviewsWatchmen and Rogues! Lords, Ladies, Diurse Alarums, and Nobby in a dress. Just the notes for an imaginary musical. (Lyrics added -- What AM I thinking?)Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-6-03 - Published: 1-30-0329. Bloodline reviewsA little background into the family Vimes, I suppose you could call it. Night Watch spoilers.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-0330. Some Buggers reviewsSam Vimes knows something nobody else is willing to believe...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-2-0331. Curtains reviewsDinner at Harga's and a burning question on Vimes' mind...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-1-0332. Dame Rumour » reviews(FINISHED!) News from Genua puts Vimes on the scent of Vetinari's unfinished wedding plans...so just who is Marisia Gumboni?Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-29-03 - Published: 1-25-0333. The Proposal reviewsSam Vimes really isn't very good at being romantic...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-27-0334. Glue and Balsa reviewsThe tall tale of how Leonard da Quirm "vanished", and why Vetinari didn't destroy the gonne.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-0335. The Birthday Present reviewsHavelock Vetinari, previous to becoming Patrician, makes the wisest purchase of his life.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-25-0336. The Fire reviewsConstable Vimes' view of the Great Ankh-Morpork Fire set at the beginning of The Colour Of Magic.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-0337. The Carving Lesson reviewsLance-Constable Vimes is badly surprised during a visit to Small Gods' Graveyard...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-23-03