Evil's Muse
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since: 01-24-03, id: 331502, Profile Updated: 12-06-07
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Rhapsody Trilogy.

Me: I'm a slow poster, sorry, but I can't seem to help it. Just thought I'd warn anyone bored enough to read this...

Story Notes:

Untitled: SUMMARY: A strange, disfigured woman arrives in
Ylorc in search for Achmed. He's the only one who can help her get rid
of another demon F'dor. The only problem is, the demon is in another
world. She claims to be able to travel through Time and Space, but to
the Three, she is merely crazy. They aren't entirely wrong.

I'm thinking bout deleting some of my earlier stories...cause later ones are better...but I probably won't, b/c I'm too lazy...anywho...moving on...

Quotes:

"I'm in a good mood, I wonder if I'm up to something?"

"Don't wish ill for your enemies...plan it."

"Tavel to exotic places, meet exciting people, and then...drown them-Water Polo"

"Fear is a good thing. It means you're paying attention."

"NOTICE: Unattended Children Will Be Captured and Sold"

"If I can't move Heaven, I'll raise Hell"

"I'm at the end of my rope, and you're tugging at it"

"the people who cant write are the ones who think the people who can are crazy for doin it" -Me

"One man's 'simple' is another man's 'huh?'"

"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"Forget the Bull. Ride the cowboy."

"Remember, it takes 41 muscles to smile, but only 3 to look someone in the eye and say 'bite me'"

"Drink Coffee: Do stupid things faster, and with more energy"


1. Untitled » reviews
I am Untitled, having been stripped of any identity I could call my own Ages ago. I have travelled across Time and Space to find the Brother, for in another World, in another Time, a demon is lurking
Rhapsody Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,909 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 10-17-04
2. Band Of Thieves: Return of the Ring » reviews
Black lifted her head, spit the dirt out of her mouth, then froze. The torch was rolling straight toward the wizard's black powder. Just before it came to rest at the bomb's side, she cursed. Aw, shi
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,954 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-18-04
3. Band of Thieves » reviews
Middleearth has been invaded by an illusive band of pickpockets. Bad news for little Frodo,he's lost the Ring! FINAL CHAPTERS UP! but Band of Thieves II is much better, i must admit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-18-04 - Published: 6-8-03 - Complete
4. Eyes of Fire » reviews
Sauron's former right hand man, a girl Legolas cared for as a child. Are they related? What happends when they each meet after all the long years?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-15-03 - Published: 4-8-03 - Complete
5. Torrential Downpour » reviews
A girl goes for a ride in the woods, but stupidly, gets caught in a storm. She gets hit on the head and wakes up in another Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-9-03 - Published: 1-24-03 - Legolas - Complete
6. The Frog Prince reviews
Gandalf's spell goes horribly wrong and Legolas ends up as a frog.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-24-03 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete