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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Star Wars, Pokémon, and Valdemar universe. Most of my stories are nonsense and don't mean a thing to any one but me. None the less they are funny. Happy reading. I enjoy writting randomness. It helps me clear my mind and gives me a good laugh. Yarr matey! Ya scurvy land lubber, I'll make a worthy sea dog o' yah yet! Yarr! I likes to take me ship out sailin'! Shiver me timbers, Ah's likes ta taunt homeless people. Fear not mah leprecaun like abilities. I wish my socks tasted like cheese. Repent repent! Floss often! Meow! I love: Naruto, Yu-gi-oh, Digimon, Slayers, Lord of the Rings...and my 9 lovely ferrets! All hail the cute ferrets! These are their names: Yub Yub, Butters, Dilando, Darth Vader, Walnut, Radu, Osiris, Nephertity, and Horus. You can visit my homepage to see my ferrets, which is actually just a crappy live journal thing on MSN. If you like the crap I write about here, check out my other stories at http://www.fictionpress.com/u/331774/ Warning!! Them stories are things I write when I'm depressed! Ahhh! Me, depressed?! Bah! I feel some of them are melancholy, while others are jumpy and humorous. | |||||||
1. The Chains of Friendship » reviewsTragedy strikes when Pikachu gets in a tussle with a rabid Ratatta! Three alternate endings to tickle your pickle!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 5-26-062. Light can be Dark Too » reviewsScorched sands and unwavering blue skies. Seto finds himself dreaming of ancient lands and revenge on his Pharaoh. Battle Kingdom only brought painful memories...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 5-5-033. White Emotions » reviewsMagic created Vanyel to walk a preordained path or will Lereath manage to shape Vanyel into something different. Vanyel finds out who Lereath really is...Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 6-6-064. aCrappyStoryThatWillTakeForeverToBeUpdated » reviewsA world of randomness that will blow that hat right off your dog's head! Be prepared for hot rodent love! Yea!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-17-055. The Life and Times of Darth Vader » reviewsFollow Darth Vader throughout his day. Read this humorous fic and you won't be displeased!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 8-22-05 - Darth Vader6. Check this story out! It'll curdle yah cheese! reviewsIf you like potatoes this is the story for you! Read and laugh! What did the pinto bean say to the dental hygenist? Hey buddy! Gimme my car keys!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-057. Testing Ones Strength of Mind reviewsSeto and Mokuba! Yuugi and cheese? What's with that wig!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-18-048. The Quest Continues on the Open Sea reviewsPrologue: The Fellowship sets sail, yarr!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-039. Legolas' Trip to the Moon reviewsHey you! Lardo! If you like nonsense and you like to laugh then read me! I'm continued from Legolas Swims in a swamp. I have candy!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-03 - Legolas10. Legolas Swims in a Swamp reviewsLegolas walks and occasionaly rides throughout Mirkwood trying to enjoy the day but keeps running into familiar faces...Read to laugh! You will...I swear to you...If not you can have my soul.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-03 - Legolas
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