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since: 10-07-11, id: 3319468, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
country: USA
Author has written 16 stories for Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン, Young Justice, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

One thing: '"With great power... comes great need to take a nap."' -Nico di Angelo

I used to be known as 'Ulvida22', but now I've changed it, as you can very well see.

Right now I'm obsessing over PJO. Its so awesome! My fave character is Nico di Angelo. He's just so cool! And sad. I'm also obsessed with Chris Rodriguez, especially because of Clarisse/Chris. I also like Percabeth.

I'm also a big fan of YJ. It's another of my obsessions. My fave character is probably Dick Grayson. The characters are so good that its hard to choose. My fave parings are Chalant and Spitfire. Dick/Babs is good, too.

ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO!

Ships I support:

PJO:

Clairisse/Chris

Percabeth

Silena/Beckendorf

Jason/Reyna

Grover/Juniper

a few more that I can't rememer...

YJ:

Chalant

Spitfire

AquaRocket

SuperMartian

JamieXCassie

DC:

CassandraXJason (DC)

DickXBabs (DC)

TimXSteph (DC)


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!


Which Robin are you most like?

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

[x] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

[x] You are flexible

[ ] You love the circus

[ ] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[x] You are caring and kind

[x] You are very intelligent

[x] You're first language was not English

[ ] You live with one parent/guardian

[ ] You say “Holy _” a lot

[x] You have your own catchphrase.

[ ] You are a leader

[ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[x] You have quit a team before

[x] You have made a name for yourself

[x] You are a very positive person.

[x] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair
TOTAL: 11

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You own a gun

[x] You have failed at something

[ ] You have had a near-death experience

[ ] You are headstrong and moody

[ ] You make rash decisions

[ ] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[ ] You have a grudge against someone

[ ] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

[ ] You are out for revenge

[x] You prefer to work alone

[x ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have red hair
TOTAL: 3

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You come from a wealthy family

[x] You idolize someone

[ ] You have lost someone close to you in death

[ ] You think things through (not always...so no)

[x] You are intelligent and quick to think

[ ] You are good a figuring out puzzles

[ ] You are a leader

[ ] You get good grades

[ ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot

[x ] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[x] You are somewhat anti-social

[x] You prefer not to show your emotions

[x] You don't like to show off

[ ] Your favorite color is red

[x ] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair
TOTAL: 8

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[x] You are female

[ ] You don’t get along with your father

[ ] You father has been in jail

[ ] You are impulsive

[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[ ] You always feel you have something to prove

[ ] You have had a child

[ ] You change your appearance often

[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have blond hair
TOTAL: 3

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

[X] You are short

[ ] You are mature for your age

[ ] You are always angry easily annoyed

[ ] You fight a lot, whether verbally or physically

[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced

[ ] You curse a lot

[ ] You live with only your father

[ ] You like cats

[x] You have your own catchphrase

[X] You have blue eyes

[x] You have black hair

TOTAL: 4

Which means...Dick Grayson! Oh yeah!


GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President. (in a way)
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.

6/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked, or you wish they were.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

9/10.

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

0/10.

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take insults from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You're valedictorian in your class.

3/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon more than the sun.
Zoë Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10.

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10.

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10.

Hades, but a close Hermes.


Name: Amy
Gender: Female
Birthday: August 20 1998
Star Sign: Leo
From: Conneticut

Favorite Colour(s): Red and Blue
Favorite Movie: not sure...
Favorite Book: too hard a question...
Favorite Food: doritos, lays, nerds
Favorite Drink: mango juice
Eye Colour: blue
Lucky Number: no idea
Best Friend(s): Jason, Nate, Zean, Rita, Jordan , Lia
Favorite HP character: Luna, i guess
HP Crush: not sure...
Favorite Animal: no idea..

ARE YOU:
Bored: a little
Hungry: a little
Thirsty: no
In Love: no
Angry: not really
Happy: yeah..
Ticklish: nope
Excited: not one bit
Sad: not especially
Tired: a little

RANDOM:
Dog or Cat?: Dog
Harry Potter or Hunger Games?: Harry Potter
Horror or Romance?: Horror
Comedy or Drama?: Comedy
Science Fiction or Mystery?: Mystery
Tomboy or Girly Girl?: Tomboy
Sweet or Mean?: right now...Mean
Love or Friendship?: Friendship
Reading or Writing?: too hard to decide
Ginny or Hermione?: Hermione, I guess
Bellatrix or Molly?: Molly
Voldemort or Harry?: Harry
Luna or Cho?: Luna, but Cho's not that bad
Football/Soccer or Shopping?: Soccer!


Funny Warning Labels:

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”.
(note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a children’s cough syrup: “Do not drive car or operate machinery”.
(most kids don't drive cars people)

On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”.
(really? i thought they lived in the mirror)

On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness”.
(what else do u think sleeping pills are used for?!?)

On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”.
(Oh really? i was going to just put it upside down in my fridge)

On a bag of peanuts: “May contain nuts”.
(I NEVER KNEW!!!)

On a shower cap box: "Fits one head."
(what if you have an oversized head?)

On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”.
(what person goes into a flaming building to save a water heater?)

On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”.
(your a little to late buddy)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.
(oopsy daisy!)

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."
(who uses a wheelbarrow on a highway?)

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."
(oh really?)

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
(well where else do we use it?)

A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
(guess I'm not using this battery)

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
(people still have catapults????!)

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."
(oohh i thought it was for a car named Jack as a present.. shheeesshh)

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."
How do you balance a candle on a phone???)

A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
(well that buts a bummer on halloween...)

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
(what i'm supposed to strike a liquid object?)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the owrld are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
(yeah i feed my fish dog shampoo.. suuuurrreee)

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
(ummm one word. EEWEWWWWWW)

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
(strange strange...)

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."
(what!?!?! my cheese didnt work?)

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".
(that might be true actually.. hehehe)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(yeah that helps me soooo much)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)

A household iron "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
(well that takes time out of my day)

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
(how can i se it when i'm unconscious?

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
(but thats the funnest part!)

A hair dryer "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
(but thats the only free time i have!)

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."?
(i guess they do look a little like marshmellows,... An easy mistake to make)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."
(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(thats what the label says people)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."
(o really?)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."
How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
(like we drink out of a toilet every day)

A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(well where else are they supposed to go?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."
(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(isn't that the point?)

A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."
(in my mind, it's much more complicated)

A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."
(wow just... wow)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(may?!?! WILL people WILL)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating."
(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...)


romise to think about Robin when I see someone do something techy or cackles.

I promise to think about Zatanna when I hear someone say things backwards.

I promise to think of the ship chalant when I see a couple who flirts a lot.

I promise to think about Wally when I see someone scarf down lots of food and do or say something silly.

I promise to think about Artemis when I see a long pony tale braid or when I see a movie about a dad making her daughter kill his ninja boyfriend.

I promise to think of the ship spitfire when I see a couple fight when they really do like each other in the inside, but they just don't have the right words to say it.

I promise to think of Superboy when the static goes on, on the T.V. or when I hear something about a movie about clones.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone really peppy and when someone just made cookies.

I promise to think of the ship supermartian when I see a couple who kisses a lot.

I promise to think of Kaldur when I see someone who is a good swimmer or who talks all sophisticated.

I promise to think of Raquel when I hear someone say, "I got it!"

I promise to think of the ship Aquarocket when I see a girl kiss a boy on the cheek.


50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask ”DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??!” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow. I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH! IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”.

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspell.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH! MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"


I promise to think of Robin when ever I see someone being all computer techy.

I promise to think of Speedy whenever I see a random arrow coming out of the air.

I promise to think of Aqualad when ever I go swimming.

I promise to think of Kid Flash when ever I see some one scarf down food, or saying a lame but funny catch phrase.

I promise to think of Jason when ever I heard the phrase "This is the Best day of my life!" and "You wanna dance? Let's DANCE!"

I promise to think of Batman when ever I see someone give someone else a mean glare.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone baking in a kitchen.

I promise to think of Superboy when ever I see the S symbol on a black shirt.


I, soldier Allyson am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise :

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

[season 2 vows]

To remember Cassie everytime I fail at being sneaky or fangirl over the show.

To remember Jamie everytime I hear someone talk to themself or an inamimate object.

To remember Garfield everytime someone makes note of what I say.

To remember La'gann everytime I do something stupid dispite good advise from a freind or teammate.

To remember Karen (Bumblebee) everytime I see someone dressed as a bumblebee for Halloween, or I tell a freind a painful truth.

To remeber Tim everytime I take a job seriously.

To remember Barbara everytime time I call a guy friend out on being sexist, I see a movie where a girl has to crawl through airvents, or I am the only one who can do a task, no matter how ironic it is.


Asian Complaints

1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”.

2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?!

3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.

4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipinoetc.

5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.

6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon.

7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.

9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food.

10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G.

11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.

12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.

13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.

14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.

15. All Asian countries speak different languages.

16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.

17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?

18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.

19. Not all Asians are short.

20. Or skinny.

21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese.

22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.

23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.

24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before?

25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.

26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.

27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.

28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?

29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.

30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.

31. No... Just because I have tan skin does not mean i am Indian...

32. People from India are Asians too.

33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast


Female Comebacks
Guys...Don't let this happen to you.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Seeing your face? Yes, yes it did.


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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(I have many)

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. Whoever made fanfiction...I LOVE YOU!!!

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I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends.

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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (or something like that)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 20/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You love skirts
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like being the star of every thing.

Total: 1/25

Random dude: It's official, there's something wrong with you.


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Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

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1. Something Different fron the Usual reviews
Silena introduces Nico something different: romance. And Clarisse/Chris. As simple as that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-13 - Clarisse R. & Nico A. - Complete
2. Those Sweet Little Bits of Memory » reviews
Chalant one shots. Ranging form K-T. One-shot 3: Who Doesn't Ship spitfire?
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-9-13 - Published: 2-11-13 - Zatanna Z. & Richard G./Nightwing
3. For the last time, it's WALLY, not Liz! » reviews
During a battle with Klarion, Wally is hit by a spell. He seems alright, and Zatanna thinks he'll be fine. Boy, was she wrong. The Team is in for a surprise, which proves to be difficult and annoying-especially for Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 11-30-12 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
4. How Hard Can it Be? » reviews
One of Zatanna's spells go wrong, and Robin is accidentally turned into a five-year old. The Team has to take care of him while Zatanna finds a cure for the spell. How hard can it be to look after a five-year old? Think again.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 11-14-12 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
5. Ice Cream reviews
Wally's reaction when he finds out that Aqualad, Superboy and Miss Martian haven't eaten ice cream. Heck, M'gann doesn't even know what it is!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-12 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
6. Operation: Get Zatanna and Robin together reviews
A little idea of mine.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-12 - Zatanna Z. & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
7. and had a very unexpected ending reviews
Its part 2 of my fic 'It started with a dare'.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-27-12 - Hiroto K./Guran & Ulvida/Queen Yagami - Complete
8. Stalking Nabu 2 reviews
Consider it a squeal of my story 'Stalking Nabu'. Has a little bit of Chalant and Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-12 - Complete
9. Stalking Nabu reviews
"Hey guys," Zatanna said one random day at the Cave. "I just thought of something. How does Dr fate eat?"
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-12 - Complete
10. When Jade Nguyen needs a babysitter reviews
Title explains it all. Very short.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-12 - Jade N./Cheshire & Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
11. That's Jade for you reviews
A little something I thought about right after I finished writing 'Serves them Right'. Cheshire goes to visit her mother.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-12 - Paula C. & Jade N./Cheshire - Complete
12. Serves Them Right reviews
"Because," Wally was starting to get impatient. "When girls have sleepovers they stay up all night and tell each other secrets!" Aqualad was confused. "I do not understand. I thought you said that a sleepover is when girls go to sleep at another girls house. Now you're saying that they stay up all night."
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-12 - Complete
13. I wanna sleep! reviews
It starts with everyone sleeping in bed and ends in Rika chasing Gouenji. My second one-shot. I tried to add humor, but I don't think it worked out. I got some ideas form the anime. Hope you like it. I couldn't think of another title.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-6-12 - Complete
14. It started with a dare reviews
...and ended in Ulvida kicking Hiroto and Burn's but and the video getting uploaded on YouTube, Facebook and who knows where else.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-12 - Ulvida/Queen Yagami & Hiroto K./Guran - Complete
15. By the Campfire » reviews
ACCEPTING OCs! Team stands for Red or Blue.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2-27-12 - Published: 1-13-12 - Complete
16. Birthday Bash! » reviews
I'm accepting OCs. Please Review! Not Yaoi.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 11-30-11 - Reize/Midorikawa Ryuuji & Kazemaru I. - Complete