Hi

Name: Lexi

Age: Always going up so why put it down?

Gender: Female

Hate: people who are stuck up and all green foods (I'm wierd I know)

Like: Anime, Manga, Yaoi/Yuri/Hentai/Slash/Femslash (Hell yeah!!), Rock music and people who are nice!! :)

I have a few other stories that will be up soon (hopefully)!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

IMPORTANT!!!! I have an account on Mibba called LoonyLozzy so I'm going to be posting all my stories there as well :)

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 14

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 7

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, Hannah123Rules, Lexi4804

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.

“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!

YAOI: I rape because i care.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

If you die, I'll kill you!

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face

Free insults, come get yours.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If some one you live with has told you to clean your room/space/whatever many times and you didn't listen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your a slash fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you say it burns when you touch a color you hate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends have terrorized you with hugs, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever taken a personality quiz for your favorite show(anime or what not), copy and paste this to your profile.

If on the test you got your favortie character, or one of your favorite characters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever taken a quiz to see who would be your best match for a boyfriend/girlfriend on your show, copy and paste this to your profile. (I got Sirius and Lupin so many times it's now hilariously funny! lol. So was the time I got Snape!) lol.

I prefer solitude to company! copy and paste this if you agree.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile!

If you're a complete idiot, copy this to your profile!

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile!

If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile!

If you think the boys' bathroom smells icky from their masturbating (LOL), copy this to your profile!

If u have no life copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Books to the ceiling, XxEliza-JanexX, Lexi4804

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're nocturnal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet or if it really ticks you off, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're nocturnal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favourite Parings (yaoi)

Bleach

Grimmjow x Ichigo

Ichigo x Renji

Ichigo x Byakuya

Ichigo x Aizen

Ichigo x Gin

Ichigo x any guy really

Renji x Byakuya

Aizen x Urahara

Urahara x Yoruichi

Yoruichi x Soi Fon

Urahara x Ishiin

Urahara x anyone - he's just that sexy ;)

Uryu x Szayel Aporro

Grimmjow x Ulquiorra

Code Geass

Lelouch x Suzaku

Naruto

Naruto x Sasuke

Naruto x Gaara

Kakashi x Naruto

Kakashi x Iruka

Supernatural

Dean x Sam

Dean x Castiel

Sam x Castiel

Dean x Sam x Castiel (Threesome!!! *Nosebleed*)

Sam x Gabriel

Dean x Micheal

Lucifer x Micheal

Lucifer x Gabriel

Micheal x Gabriel

Lucifer x Gabriel x Micheal (Another threesome!!!! *Dies of blood loss*)

Harry Potter

Harry x Draco

Harry x Snape

Harry x Tom Riddle Jnr

Harry x Voldemort

Harry x Lucius

Snape x Lucius

Hermione x Ginny

Fred x George

Twins x Harry

Theo x Hermione

Blaise x Hermione

Blaise x Ron

Theo x Harry

Pansy x Ginny

Blaise x Harry

Star Trek

Sulu x Chekov

Uhura x Scotty

Spock x Jim

Avengers

Tony x Steve

Thor x Steve

Tony x Steve x Thor (If you haven't guessed I'm just obsessed with these characters and threesomes)

D.Gray-Man

Allen x Tyki

Allen x Lavi

Merlin

Merlin x Arthur

Merlin x any knight

Gwen x Morgana

Primeval

Connor x Becker

Connor x Matt

Becker x Matt

Threesome with the above

Sherlock

John x Sherlock

Moriarty x Sherlock

John x Moriarty

Mycroft x Sherlock

Mycroft x Moriarty

Any threesome/foursome involving these characters

Random

Frank Iero x Gerard Way

Mikey Way x Ray Toro