Name: Ka- uh... never-mind!

Age: 14

From: Poland :P

Likes: Writing, Photography, Drawing, Music, OC's, The Hunger Games, Rio, Penguins of Madagascar, Ouran high school host club, Kevin McCaffrey

Dislikes: People who piss me off, Perky's, the color pink

I believe in being me. Don't agree? FUCK OFF!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): - Kaiizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple monkey

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Whikasla

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): - Purple Gatorade

5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): - Black Moon

6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)- Apple Stab Your Mailman With A Blender

7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): - Purple bandana

when life gives you lemons,make chocolate milk.and leave them wondering how the hell you did it!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (more like all the time)

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Walk to a wall or corner and stand there. When an employee asks if they can help you, say, "Why won't this door open?"

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Epic Tweets

Going to McDonalds and asking for a salad, is like going up to a hooker and asking for a hug.

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw then s*t gets real.

Sometimes when I'm bored I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.

What i do when im hungry: ( ) get up and get food (x) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me

That awkward moment when someone says "you two should go out", when you're thinking "dude im working on it!"

When I drop my phone, I act like I've let a new born baby slip through my hands.

Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "Look at that tree...I Like that tree. Ok fvck it, I'm about to climb that tree".

Low Battery Low Battery Low Battery Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds

3AM text messages "Hey are you asleep?" “No, I'm freaking scuba diving”

Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a$z?

The awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

Paranormal Activity, shootings, bomb attacks, robberies, all scary... But nothing is more terrifying than seeing 5 missed calls from mom.

I don't wanna sound like a bad a$z or anything, but I play the Wii without the wrist strap on

Want someone stop texting you? Send this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video

Putting lmao, lol, rofl, and knowing damn well you're sitting there with less expression than a brick.

Step 1: Open fridge... Nothing to eat. Step 2: Open cupboard... Nothing to eat. Step 3: Lower standards and repeat steps 1 and 2

One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark

Has anyone noticed that the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his a$z across the floor?

I hate when im singing a song and someone corrects me... Biiitch what if I was freestyling..

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us we would be put in a mental hospital

Opens a pack of gum BAM. Everyone's your best friend

Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "LOL, biiiitch please. I make campfires underwater."

Nicki Minaj: Pink Hair, Katy Perry: Blue Hair, Rihanna: Red Hair & Lady Gaga: Green Hair...THE POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

"Talk dirty to me ;)" "Mud."

During Exams there is always one song, that stuck in my head when I’m trying to remember the answer.

Normal Person Flirting: "Hey babe what's goin on? ;)" Me Flirting: "Your face. I like that s#!t."

That epic moment when you almost drop something then catch it in mid-air.

That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground.

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind = blown.

() Single. () Taken. (x) Helping Mario get Peach back!

Teachers call it "going to the bathroom." We call it "I'm bored. I'm leaving."

Oh, you're dating someone else already? I thought the 5 second rule only applied for food.

Whoever said nothing is impossible... Never tried to staple water to a tree.

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" Door creeks Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.

Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up & looking like you just got gang banged by crayola

Checking the fridge every 10 minutes to see if any food magically appeared.

3AM text message "Hey are you asleep?" "No, I'm hunting zebras. What the fvck do you want?"

Teacher: Don't pack up yet we still have 2 minutes!!! Students: packs up slowly and quietly

Doing the "I'm thinking really hard face" when the teacher looks at you.

"Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

Getting mad, because your celebrity crush is cheating on you.

I don't care if your son is 2, Imm not giving up this swing.

I don't have a dirty mind... I just have a sexy imagination

Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal

"I dont need to write that down, I will remember it" = My biggest lie.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else was your biitch.

I do 5 sit-ups every day. It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Me? Weird? Biitch please, I'm limited edition.

I hate the nerds that cover up their answers. Like come on, let's work together bro.

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

Teacher: "The test is very easy." Me: Sure it is, you already know the answers.

If you have a picture of a car as your profile picture, Im going to assume that you're a transformer

Annoying person: "You're cute when you're mad" Me: "Keep it up and Im about to get really fvcking adorable!"

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fck I Never Actually Learned S*t.

When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "

I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "K"... Are you asking to be shot? -_-

My Graduation Speech: "I'd like to thank Google,Wikipedia, and Copy & Paste"

There's always one person in PE that acts like their competing in the freaking Olympics

Hold on a sec, I'm searching for a fck to give

"Po-po-po poker face!" "Grandma please, we're playing UNO!"

I always thought the "D" in the Disney logo looks like a backwards "G."

No matter how bad-a$z you were, when you were younger you also used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your WiFi.

Just stepped on a lucky charm, I'm officially a cereal killer.

Normally I can't dance to save my life. But after I step in dog crap, I can dougie, moonwalk and cha cha slide.

You cold? - Nope I'm on vibrate -_-

Dear McDonalds cashier, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy.

Lazy rule: If it isn't on the 1st page of Google, it doesn't exist.

I hate smart a$z teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BIIITCH I WILL S*t ON YOUR DESK.

Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law."

Right before I die I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the..."

"GET THE FVCK OUT MY FACE!" Me: "Grandma please! It's a 3D movie!"

FEAR: [F]uck [E]verything [A]nd [R]un

CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU SLLUT "Grandma please, she‘s having a baby".

They say "don't drink and drive". Well... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. Im a bad a$z

"Was that lightning" No... they're taking pictures for google earth

It's perfectly legal to kill someone in your dreams, that's why I wake up with a smile everyday!

I don't Insult people, I describe them!!

I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people

Downloading the motivation to give a s#it ... Download failed!

Lets face it, we all had our teachers a$z in our face when they were helping another student...

IF THIS IS YELLING!!! WhAt dOeS tHiS sOuNd LiKe?

"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf...the internet"

Im sorry, I didn't mean to look like I give a dAmn. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFVCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down your toy is under the McNuggets.

Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: What for? Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, Why the eff do you think?

I don't want to sound like a bad a$z... but i ejected my usb without removing it safely!

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. You: Look at this biiitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!"

Me:"Coke please." Cashier: "Is Pepsi ok?" Me: "Is monopoly money ok?"

Me: I'll have a McDouble, McFries, a McNapkin,.. Employee: Sir why are you-… Me: McShut the eff up! Im not done! Employee: THIS IS WENDYS

Cashier: "Have a great day!" Me: "Don't tell me what to do..."

I am going to show my kids the movie "2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that like a boss."

I gets Jiggy with it. ('.') (’.') \(‘-’\) (/’-')/ \(‘-’\) (/’-')/ \(‾‾)/ \(u)\ (u) \(u)/

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of yo a$z! Knees to chest biiitch! KNEES TO CHEST!!

Cuts hand "Ouch that hurt" Steps on lego barefoot "ARGH HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!"

Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!" Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15: Tell them I said Heyyy!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a jew, so I MUST have a big nose, speak yidish and love gifilteh fish
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I want to join the circus, so I MUST be irresponsible and terrible at school

MOST IMPORTANT ON MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!