Author has written 2 stories for Total Drama series, and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.
Name: Ka- uh... never-mind!
From: Poland :P
Likes: Writing, Photography, Drawing, Music, OC's, The Hunger Games, Rio, Penguins of Madagascar, Ouran high school host club, Kevin McCaffrey
Dislikes: People who piss me off, Perky's, the color pink
I believe in being me. Don't agree? FUCK OFF!!
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): - Kaiizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple monkey
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Whikasla
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): - Purple Gatorade
5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): - Black Moon
6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)- Apple Stab Your Mailman With A Blender
7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): - Purple bandana
when life gives you lemons,make chocolate milk.and leave them wondering how the hell you did it!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk to a wall or corner and stand there. When an employee asks if they can help you, say, "Why won't this door open?"
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Going to McDonalds and asking for a salad, is like going up to a hooker and asking for a hug.
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw then s*t gets real.
Sometimes when I'm bored I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
What i do when im hungry: ( ) get up and get food (x) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me
That awkward moment when someone says "you two should go out", when you're thinking "dude im working on it!"
When I drop my phone, I act like I've let a new born baby slip through my hands.
Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "Look at that tree...I Like that tree. Ok fvck it, I'm about to climb that tree".
Low Battery Low Battery Low Battery Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds
3AM text messages "Hey are you asleep?" “No, I'm freaking scuba diving”
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a$z?
The awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
Paranormal Activity, shootings, bomb attacks, robberies, all scary... But nothing is more terrifying than seeing 5 missed calls from mom.
I don't wanna sound like a bad a$z or anything, but I play the Wii without the wrist strap on
Want someone stop texting you? Send this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video
Putting lmao, lol, rofl, and knowing damn well you're sitting there with less expression than a brick.
Step 1: Open fridge... Nothing to eat. Step 2: Open cupboard... Nothing to eat. Step 3: Lower standards and repeat steps 1 and 2
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark
Has anyone noticed that the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his a$z across the floor?
I hate when im singing a song and someone corrects me... Biiitch what if I was freestyling..
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us we would be put in a mental hospital
Opens a pack of gum BAM. Everyone's your best friend
Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "LOL, biiiitch please. I make campfires underwater."
Nicki Minaj: Pink Hair, Katy Perry: Blue Hair, Rihanna: Red Hair & Lady Gaga: Green Hair...THE POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!
"Talk dirty to me ;)" "Mud."
During Exams there is always one song, that stuck in my head when I’m trying to remember the answer.
Normal Person Flirting: "Hey babe what's goin on? ;)" Me Flirting: "Your face. I like that s#!t."
That epic moment when you almost drop something then catch it in mid-air.
That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground.
Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind = blown.
() Single. () Taken. (x) Helping Mario get Peach back!
Teachers call it "going to the bathroom." We call it "I'm bored. I'm leaving."
Oh, you're dating someone else already? I thought the 5 second rule only applied for food.
Whoever said nothing is impossible... Never tried to staple water to a tree.
Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" Door creeks Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up & looking like you just got gang banged by crayola
Checking the fridge every 10 minutes to see if any food magically appeared.
3AM text message "Hey are you asleep?" "No, I'm hunting zebras. What the fvck do you want?"
Teacher: Don't pack up yet we still have 2 minutes!!! Students: packs up slowly and quietly
Doing the "I'm thinking really hard face" when the teacher looks at you.
"Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."
Getting mad, because your celebrity crush is cheating on you.
I don't care if your son is 2, Imm not giving up this swing.
I don't have a dirty mind... I just have a sexy imagination
Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal
"I dont need to write that down, I will remember it" = My biggest lie.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else was your biitch.
I do 5 sit-ups every day. It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
Me? Weird? Biitch please, I'm limited edition.
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers. Like come on, let's work together bro.
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
Teacher: "The test is very easy." Me: Sure it is, you already know the answers.
If you have a picture of a car as your profile picture, Im going to assume that you're a transformer
Annoying person: "You're cute when you're mad" Me: "Keep it up and Im about to get really fvcking adorable!"
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fck I Never Actually Learned S*t.
When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "
I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "K"... Are you asking to be shot? -_-
My Graduation Speech: "I'd like to thank Google,Wikipedia, and Copy & Paste"
There's always one person in PE that acts like their competing in the freaking Olympics
Hold on a sec, I'm searching for a fck to give
"Po-po-po poker face!" "Grandma please, we're playing UNO!"
I always thought the "D" in the Disney logo looks like a backwards "G."
No matter how bad-a$z you were, when you were younger you also used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper.
'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your WiFi.
Just stepped on a lucky charm, I'm officially a cereal killer.
Normally I can't dance to save my life. But after I step in dog crap, I can dougie, moonwalk and cha cha slide.
You cold? - Nope I'm on vibrate -_-
Dear McDonalds cashier, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy.
Lazy rule: If it isn't on the 1st page of Google, it doesn't exist.
I hate smart a$z teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BIIITCH I WILL S*t ON YOUR DESK.
Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law."
Right before I die I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the..."
"GET THE FVCK OUT MY FACE!" Me: "Grandma please! It's a 3D movie!"
FEAR: [F]uck [E]verything [A]nd [R]un
CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU SLLUT "Grandma please, she‘s having a baby".
They say "don't drink and drive". Well... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. Im a bad a$z
"Was that lightning" No... they're taking pictures for google earth
It's perfectly legal to kill someone in your dreams, that's why I wake up with a smile everyday!
I don't Insult people, I describe them!!
I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people
Downloading the motivation to give a s#it ... Download failed!
Lets face it, we all had our teachers a$z in our face when they were helping another student...
IF THIS IS YELLING!!! WhAt dOeS tHiS sOuNd LiKe?
"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf...the internet"
Im sorry, I didn't mean to look like I give a dAmn. I apologize for the inconvenience.
I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFVCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down your toy is under the McNuggets.
Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: What for? Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, Why the eff do you think?
I don't want to sound like a bad a$z... but i ejected my usb without removing it safely!
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. You: Look at this biiitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!"
Me:"Coke please." Cashier: "Is Pepsi ok?" Me: "Is monopoly money ok?"
Me: I'll have a McDouble, McFries, a McNapkin,.. Employee: Sir why are you-… Me: McShut the eff up! Im not done! Employee: THIS IS WENDYS
Cashier: "Have a great day!" Me: "Don't tell me what to do..."
I am going to show my kids the movie "2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that like a boss."
I gets Jiggy with it. ('.') (’.') \(‘-’\) (/’-')/ \(‘-’\) (/’-')/ \(‾‾)/ \(u)\ (u) \(u)/
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of yo a$z! Knees to chest biiitch! KNEES TO CHEST!!
Cuts hand "Ouch that hurt" Steps on lego barefoot "ARGH HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!"
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!" Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15: Tell them I said Heyyy!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
MOST IMPORTANT ON MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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