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since: 01-25-03, id: 332294
Author has written 19 stories for Lizzie McGuire, and Harry Potter.
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Read funky pink high top's stories!


I'm a big fan of Lizzie McGuire, and 99 % L/G shipper. (that little 1% is because I can take M/G because I'm gonna write one. Because it would be kind of hypocritical if I said I was 100% L/G and went & wrote a M/G)

I also love Harry Potter. D/G FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Couples I love:
Snape/Hermione
Ginny/James
Ginny(as Lily)/James
Sirius/Remus
Ginny/Remus
Hermione/James
Hermione/Remus
OKAY. ANY Ginny or Hermione/Marauder pairing (excluding Peter)
Dudley/Luna
Draco/Ginny
Lizzie/Gordo
Miranda/Matt!
Kate/Ethan
Miranda/Ethan
Miranda/ Gordo (okay, so I love them together! But I love L/G more!

Couples I Loathe:
Harry/Ginny
Harry/Hermione
Draco/Hermione
Gordo/Kate
Lizzie/Miranda
Gordo/Tudge
Matt/Lanny
Okay, any slash...
Melina/Matt (He so deserves better)

Ultimate Dream Couple:

Gordo/ME!!!!!!

Okay. My name is Ariel, and I'm 14 and I love to write, draw, act, sing, read...you name it, I do it. And I'm darn good at it, too.

Favorite Movies:

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Problem Child, A Christmas Story, The Emperor's New Groove, Cadet Kelly, The Lizzie McGuire Movie ,Never Been Kissed, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Coming to America, Lilo & Stitch and a billion others.

Fav. TV shows:

Number one is Lizzie McGuire! I also like Boy Meets World, SNL, Futurama, The Oblongs, Comedy Central Presents (standup) 30 Minute Meals, Unwrapped, Great Hotels, & E! True Hollywood Story.

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My Stories:
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Completed:

Libby McIntire
After A While
After the Party Is Over
Can't Live Another Day
Scars
Through the Snow

Currently in Production:

Sixth
Skylar

On Hiatus:

The Girl Nobody Noticed
Keep It Secret
Across the Country
Back to the Future
Painting Detention




~*~*~*~*Quotes*~*~*~*~*~
I'm constantly adding new ones...

Larry: "Boy bands may come and go, but the circulatory system is forever."




"How do you women feel about the word 'fembonics'?"

--Gordo, after saying he was going to make an Girlish-to-English dictionary, but Girlish wasn't PC

“We’re going to have so much fun Miranda. I got it all planned out. Didn’t take that long. First we can visit the Dwarf Lord Guild Museum-“

“Really? There’s a museum?” Gordo interrupted, looking almost anxious.

“Whoa boy.” Lizzie pulled him back.

--From the fanfic "Hedonist" by
Moxie...one of my fav quotes from a fanfic; perhaps because I love anything to do with Gordo and Dwarflord.

Gordo (To Lizzie): "I like you better as you. Although that 'mystery woman' thing was kinda... grrrrr!"

Gordo: "Oh, look. He 'hearts' you Mrnda!"

Jo McGuire: "Matt, what are you doing?"
Matt: "Making a potion that will usher in thousands of years of EVIL!"
Jo: "OK, well, don't break anything."

Lizzie: "Ooh, she's such a total hypocrite, which she will never admit."
Gordo: "Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite, because, well, then, you're not a hypocrite."
Lizzie: "Gordo, what goes on in your head? Is it just like one continuous game show?"

Gordo: "...That Lanny, he could sell ice to a polar bear."


"Ohhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-dgeee. Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The mother of all swear words. F dash dash dash."

--A Christmas Story



Miranda (about the men's restrooms): "I can't go in there! They have those weird fountain-thingies on the walls!"

Miranda: "What has gotten into her [Lizzie]?"
Gordo: "I don't know, but it's making me all tingly inside!"


Lizzie: "Maybe you're like Peter Pan...doomed to be a boy forever!"

Miranda: "Ooh! Clap if you believe!...Tinkerbell, everyone!"




"Now is a great time to try a cherry slush or zesty south-of-the-border nachos! Cinco de mayo my, they're good!"

--Gordo, announcing at the mini-golf tournament

Lizzie: "Have fun at your Star Flip meeting!"

Tudge: "Star Fleet! Star FLEET!"

Larry (to himself in a mirror): "Really, Kate, you're asking me out, but what made you wake up and smell the Tudge? Was it my charming smile, the fact that I've seen Lord of the Rings twelve times? OK, dollface, you can pick me up at seven. Till then, give me some sugar. (Kisses mirror) Was that good for you?"

Gordo: "I guess Kate does sorta give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."


Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"

Gordo: "Yes. Yes she is."

Gordo (when Carlos tries to greet him with a kiss): "No no, I'm, I'm more of a shake-hands guy."




Gordo: "I'm Gordo the Garbage Man. My wife's a lawyer and I pick up trash."




Gordo: "I guess that's the risk you take when you marry a postal worker."(This is after Larry, the postal worker, pours a bowl of punch over Kate's head)

Mr. Dig: "Ethan Craft spotted a cloud he thought looked like a donkey and ran face-first into a beehive. He shan't be joining us today."

Lizzie (answering phone): "Hello? Hello? No one's there."
Matt: "It must be Lanny."

Kate: "Hey, scram, these chips are mine!"
Melina: "Oh! I would totally want you to get yours!"

Gordo: "Ciao! I am Aldo! Come on and ride on my Vespa! We will eat gelati in the moonlight!"

Lizzie (about her book report): "Make it more...fun."
Gordo: "Fun? Lord of the Flies is about shipwrecked children eating each other!"
Lizzie: "Doesn't mean it has to be a drag!"








Favorite Lizzie Episode:

Those Freaky McGuires



Alastar: Maybe I'll call Adam (Lamberg) "Pudding" *echoes...* pudding...pudding...

Wenn Sie glauben. ..we've hat erhalten einen Bild perfekten Plan! Dann haben wir Sie getäuscht haben erhalten. ..cuz den wir nur machen das am besten wir können. Und manchmal machen wir es. ..and manchmal wir brechen es. ..taking es ein Schritt naher jedes und jeden Tag. ...figure es aus auf dem Weg!

Anyone know what that is? Its the Lizzie theme...in German! Thank you, freetranslation.com

~*Just to let you know, I have quite a fondness for Gail Carson Levine and Instant Jello Chocolate Pudding*~Take the http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/q1.htm" target="new"What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by http://www.livejournal.com/users/labile"Angel.
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1. My Name Is Oliver Wood, and I Love Quidditch reviews
In day care, a six year old Oliver Wood is punished by being made to write. And what else would Oliver write about but Quidditch? *Just a short little spur of the moment thing I wrote*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-16-03
2. Awakening reviews
Tom Riddle never went away. Ginny could always hear his voice, day and night...speaking to her. She decides finally that something must be done. She must have her Tom back, even if it means hurting the people she loves most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-14-03 - Ginny W. & Voldemort
3. Such Cruel Irony reviews
Dudley has a GIRLFRIEND? But who would want to date him? The girl would have to be OUT OF HER MIND! Well, the Dursleys don't seem to like her very much, and Harry's laughing his head off...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-9-03
4. Voldemort and Friends reviews
Life isn't easy when you're Voldemort. Especially when your family is psychotic, your best friend Albus is SO much cooler than you, a freaky "girl" named Rose is throwing herself at you when you really like Minerva...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-03 - Voldemort & Albus D.
5. Under the Influence reviews
Ginny decides to drown her sorrows in alcohol on Valentine's Day, and Draco decides to join her. Cute, pointless fluff follows. *D/G One shot* Adorable drunkeness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 6-28-03 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete
6. A Thick Sheet of Glass Called Reality reviews
She was on side of the TV. He was on the other. Every rule of physics and reality and sanity were against their relationship. But she was determined, determined to make it work. *A Funky Pink High Top/Larry Story*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-03
7. Ginger reviews
*D/G* One second she's singing into a hairbrush and the next she's the biggest singing sensation in the wizrding world. And on top of it she's falling for Draco Malfoy. But can love survive the corrupt world of the Industry? And is her career what it appe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-27-03 - Ginny W. & Draco M.
8. L'Ange Sombre de la nuit » reviews
Ginny has become a vampire, night's dark angel. Draco has discovered her secret,and becomes one, too. But what happens when their secret is uncovered and some very drastic measures take place to ensure the safety of others?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-24-03 - Ginny W. & Draco M.
9. What A Change! New Endings to Our Favorite Moments reviews
Alternate ending to our favorite moments. First chapter: new ending for "First Kiss" 2nd chapter will be "My Fair Larry"
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-15-03
10. After the Party Is Over reviews
This place takes AFTER My Fair Larry oh, that was such a good episode! Its M/L, and its when they're the only ones left at the party.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-17-03
11. Libby McIntire » reviews
Lizzie and her friends become obsessed with a show that mirrors their lives, and they don't even know it. Many, many interesting things follow.**Complete! There IS a sequel! Its called Leigh's Company!**
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 4-25-03 - Complete
12. Sixth » reviews
Sixth grade. The year everything changed. Kate left us that year. That was the year Lizzie & I fell hard for Ethan Craft. And that was also the year though I'll never tell Lizzie that I got my first kiss.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 4-18-03
13. Scars reviews
Scars. Emotional ones are easier to hide than physical ones. I have both. Some my own making, and others from the environment I live in. And now I'm suffering the consequences of my actions. *A Kate POV*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-9-03
14. Back To The Future » reviews
Lizzie is convinced her mom doesn't know what being a teen is like. Then, she goes back in time a meets the teen Joanna-the worst kid shes ever met! She helps straighten her out and fix her up with Samuel McGuire, a "nerd" who really likes her.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-3-03
15. Through the Snow reviews
With Lizzie and Ethan engaged, Gordo races up to the ski lodge where they are to tell Lizzie how he feels. All my L/G fics are frighteningly similar. If you've read Can't Live Another Day...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-3-03
16. After A While reviews
*Very, very sad songfic* Lizzie visits Gordo's grave after an untimely death, and she pours out her heart. Warning: This is a tearjerker.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-29-03
17. The Girl Nobody Noticed » reviews
*Rated PG-13 for murder and other dark themes* Parker McKenzie. The girl nobody noticed. But she wasn't going to take that anyone. She was going to become someone they'd never forget...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-27-03
18. Can't Live Another Day reviews
*Songfic to Can't Lose What You Never Had, by Westlife* Gordo's love for Lizzie is tearing him up inside now that she's dating Ethan. Soon they'll both be in college, and he has to tell her his true feelings.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-26-03
19. Keep It Secret » reviews
Miranda was in love with Gordo, but he has Lizzie. Miranda had found comfort in the strangest person-Matt. A "sweet kid". But when theyboth realize its more, how will they keep it secret?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-22-03 - Published: 2-28-03
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