hello children of the wolrd! it is i! the great Spark of a White Wolf! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... jup im weird like that.(live with it.) you humans can just call me sparky. got it? good.

im curently Sixteen if anyone cares, and i atend highschool in salem, oregon.

sad little place... kinda depressing if you ask me... not really.

soooo! does anone thingk im random? cuz im not so sure myself... =.=

yessss i am a gir! (girl power!) and i hate math. did i mentoin the equations?

IMPORTANTE! lo siento pero no voy a ponere historias aqui. ya no tengo la pascienca de ponere historias aqui que en verdad no son mis ideas. so with that im going to move to wattpad.com and hopefully i'll see some of you there!

oh and fyi, i still love you guys and your awsome reviews. JOIN WATTPAD ASAP!

NOTE! this here is where i dis-claim i own anything on this site, or anything i write about on this website. if i did own anything on this website, world domination would be within my reach. but since it is-int, here's the disclaimer.

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ON FAN-FICTION OTHER THAN MY IMAGINATION!!

yo. heres a link to my deviant art account. ive got pics of Sahara and Ichigo here. yall wana see what they look like to me? click on the fucking link...http://saharafang261.deviantart.com/gallery/

Name: none of yo beeswax! find my middle name on ma deviantart though...

Age: i thought we made that clear. im sixteen. 16 years of age.

Hobbies: reading writing, drawing, talking, breathing, eating, not paying atention to people... and just having fun over all.

Favorite manga,anime,books, ect.: long ass list. Twilight saga, In the forest of the night, The hunger games, Naruto, Rurouni kenshin, Black cat, Vampire knight, Dengeki daisy, the last dragon chronicals, i am here, alice in the country of hearts, march story, green egs and ham, the outsiders, inubaka crazy for dogs, hawksong, tithe, Bleach, Shaman king, Dragon rider, the host. games: Okami, Pokemon, Fire emblem; radiant dawn, Metal slug, Super Paper Mario, New Super Smash Bros Brawl, Street Fighters, Mortal Combat, Yoshi's Island, Epic Mickey. movies: Pirats of the carribian, The Lion King, The lost boys, The crow.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

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(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Itachi Uchiha ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

ITACHI _ _UCHIHA _

» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «»
(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Akatsuki ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKATSUKI_RULES_ _

mp3
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..Fireflies..

Min- - - - - - - - - - - -Max
Play. Pause. Stop

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu >.

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

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If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (ahh yes,all the f*ing time)

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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

things to do at walmart when bored...

1.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

2.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

3.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

4.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

7.Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

8.Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

9.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

10.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

11.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

12.Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

13.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

14.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

15.Hold indoor shopping cart races.

16.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

17.Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

18.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

19.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

20.Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

21.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22.Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

23.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

24.Play with the automatic doors.

25.Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

26.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

27."Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

28.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

29.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyways, like those who cant take a hint...)

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers

TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

Favorite Quotes

"those who break the rules are trash but those who abandon their friends are worse then trash"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"It is more comfortable to be mad and know it, rather than to be sane and have some doubts."
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy."
"If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"Smile – it confuses the enemy"
"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Destiny is a bitch and the Fates are drunk so you have to believe in Lady Luck"

"If you are normal the crowd will accept you, if your deranged they'll make you their leader!"

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste this if you are a Ninja!

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Disney channel was good. Rascism was encouraged.If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose. kianna-chan, i'm amzing deal w/ it, Escape to Ouran, Spark-of-a-White-wolf