This is my slightly-boring, nerdy, obsessive profile. Welcome. I guess you must be pretty f-ing bored.

Moi? I guess I'm kind of interesting. I'm extremely sarcastic and, as I am told, "emotionless". I have a slight superiority complex. I accept this. I deal.

I'll admit that I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd. Read all the books 'n to the nth power' times, have dorky discussions, plan 'Potter Parties', blah, blah, blah... As for HP fanfiction, Harry/Draco was like, almost my fanfiction life for about 3 years.

I HAVE NOW BRANCHED, DO NOT WORRY. Yeah, you were worrying. I know. Don't try to hide it.

I like anime a lot. I have since...erm...7th grade, I think. Yeah. It all started with DBZ. And, why, it grew to phenomenal proportions! Lately, I've toned it down except in secret and talk/obsess about it less. My friends slowly grew happier.

Anime/manga I like are Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Kenshin, DBZ, FMA, Pokemon (yeah, I said it), YYH, Gravitation [manga only, Eva, and FLCL. There are others, I guess. I wouldn't read fanfiction on them, though.

I'm a very, very huge slash fan. My friends think I'm homo, but really, I'm as straight as a Ramen noodle.

Pairings? Why, I'm very glad you asked! (Ignore that/me.)
1. Harry/Draco (HP) -- my OTP. They are, well, perfect together. There's just so much you can do with them.
2. Elricest (FMA) -- the only slash couple I can see as canon in the FMAverse. Ed obsessively cares about Al and vice versa.
3. Naruto/Sasuke (Naruto) -- they are canon. May I cite the Valley of the End, Kyuubi-for-Sasuke Naruto, oh, and the suffocating sexual tension?
4. Light/L (Death Note) -- yeah, I know it's depressing. Yeah, I know it can't end up happily. But I read on. I read on.
5. Hiei/Kurama (YYH) -- my first slash pairing so it holds a special place in my cold, dead heart. Kurama is pretty.
6. Yuki/Shuichi (Gravi) -- self-explanatory.
7. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra (Bleach) -- they're so goddamn different and they just bring out the best [read: worst] in each other. Pretty difficult to write well.
8. Uchihacest (Naruto) -- again, this is already half-canon (don't argue with me)...plus it makes for some awesome sex scenes.
9. Ichigo/Ishida (Bleach) -- what can I say? I have a huge thing for rivalshipping. (Plus it kinda reminds me of SasuNaru HahHHAHhahAHAHAHaahha)
10. Grimmjow/Ichigo (Bleach) -- who's gonna top?! No one ever knows! And that's what makes it fun, my avid reader.

Btw, in my ideal pairings, the concept of seme/uke doesn't apply. I LIKE EQUALITY IN MY PAIRINGS KTHNXBYE

Just because I think it's fun (I'm kind of sadistic like that), I'll divulge the couples I don't like:
1. Sasuke/Sakura -- Her personality just does not mesh well with Sasuke's. She can't deal with his "moods" and doesn't understand him like Naruto does.
2. Ichigo/Orihime -- "IM JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND SQUEAL YOUR NAME AND NOT BE USEFUL AT ALL LOOK AT MY HAIR BLOWING IN THE WIND MAYBE I SHOULD CRY"
3. Draco/Hermione -- won't happen in a million years, they hardly have a history, there's no excitement, she likes Ron, etc. Just ew.
4. Naruto/Hinata -- she's waaaay too meek for Naruto's brash personality. He would end up walking all over her and not even notice it.
5. Harry/Ginny -- ignoring the fact that this pairing was written horribly and randomly (sorry J.K...you just can't write romance), she's not old enough mentally for him. Ginny isn't Harry's equal and treats him like he's on a pedestal (which Draco definitely does not do).
6. Anyone/Sakura -- I am just not a huge fan of her. I don't hate her, but I can't ship her with anyone...'cept sometimes Ino...
7. V-Card Mary/God -- Hahaha...I'm an atheist.

I'm terribly sorry, but I'm not going to finish Saiyanproof. I've just lost interest in the pairing, fanbase, straight people, writing, etc., etc...

...Don't pay attention to Kriddleion. I beg of you. Unless you want entertained in a 'Jesus Christ, what was she on?!' kind of way. [Answer: A LOT of crack.]

Thanks for sticking around if you weathered the impossible and made it down here. I tend to ramble. :D