"I wish I was a glow worm,

A glow worm's never glum,

'Cause how can you be grumpy

When the sun shines out your bum!"

"Do you wanna give me a piggy back ride down the stairs?"

"No! Do you want to f*cking die? We'd fall down like every step and bleed out at the bottom!"

"Jenny, I've been texting you all day, why haven't you replied?"

"Haha, I'm probably out of minutes...again -_-"

"Merry Christmas, Jen!"

"Oh... another used computer... yaaaaay."

"THE WITCH IS ON HER BROOMSTICK!" Media class - haha :)

"Didn't Know I was Pregnant is a Forever Traumatizing show D:"

"Croctapiss!"

"We interrupt your regularly scheduled music selection with an important announcement. Never wage a practical joke war against an MIT graduate because we have a history for going nuclear. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me, screaming in your ear. AAAAAAH, AAAAH" - Criminal Minds Spencer Reid

Know more about me?

I'm just the typical teenager, hanging out with my friends, and royally screwing up. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Technology hates me with a passion, and I've murdered four of my past laptops in the course of two years. I can never remember to renew my minutes on my phone, and will walk around like that with it for weeks. I have two horses and live to ride.

Saying that im ugly wont make u pretty
Saying that im stupid wont make u smart
Saying that im poor wont make u rich
Saying that im white wont make u black
Saying that im fat wont make u skinny
Saying that im a coward wont make u brave
Saying that im a failure wont make u succeed
Saying that im sad wont make u happy
Saying that im bad wont make u good
Saying that i have problems wont make yours go away...

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.