Author has written 2 stories for CSI: New York.
"I wish I was a glow worm,
A glow worm's never glum,
'Cause how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!"
"Do you wanna give me a piggy back ride down the stairs?"
"No! Do you want to f*cking die? We'd fall down like every step and bleed out at the bottom!"
"Jenny, I've been texting you all day, why haven't you replied?"
"Haha, I'm probably out of minutes...again -_-"
"Merry Christmas, Jen!"
"Oh... another used computer... yaaaaay."
"THE WITCH IS ON HER BROOMSTICK!" Media class - haha :)
"Didn't Know I was Pregnant is a Forever Traumatizing show D:"
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled music selection with an important announcement. Never wage a practical joke war against an MIT graduate because we have a history for going nuclear. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me, screaming in your ear. AAAAAAH, AAAAH" - Criminal Minds Spencer Reid
Know more about me?
I'm just the typical teenager, hanging out with my friends, and royally screwing up. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Technology hates me with a passion, and I've murdered four of my past laptops in the course of two years. I can never remember to renew my minutes on my phone, and will walk around like that with it for weeks. I have two horses and live to ride.
Saying that im ugly wont make u pretty
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
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