| castrovalva9 |
Author has written 28 stories for Doctor Who, and Torchwood. Most of my stories end up posted here. Some do make it to my LiveJournal first, though. (See above link.) Favourite Doctors are Five and Four. Favourite companions include Ace, Evelyn, Turlough, Nyssa, and Jo. I could happily live without ever seeing Rose again (she had her time, people, let it be over!) and I'd like Martha a lot more if she hadn't fallen into that annoying Doctor!worship trap. In general, I do not like: Write a parody of any of the above, and that might well work for me. Write a story where Romana and Evelyn travel together in the TARDIS, and I will probably love you forever. | |||||||||
1. Lucky Thirteen reviewsWritten for a churchontime prompt: Rose is less than impressed when she discovers the reason the Doctor won't settle down with her is that he's already been married twelve times and thirteen is an unlucky number on Gallifrey.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-09 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete2. Ginger Beer » reviewsWhile celebrating Tegan's return home, the Doctor gets drunk on ginger beer and accidentally proposes to Nyssa. Fifth DoctorNyssa pairing.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 10-17-06 - 5th Doctor & Nyssa3. Janto reviewsA satire and a companion piece to "Drose"--see my profile page for the link to that story. Jack and Ianto go online and discover the portmanteau name "Janto" as well as other "interesting" aspects of TW fanfic.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-1-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete4. Ticky Box Therapy reviewsAfter Time-Flight, the Fifth Doctor goes to see a therapist. "The ticky boxes told the sad tale. The Doctor was a histrionic, narcissistic, dependent, paranoid, passive-aggressive sociopath with possible bipolar tendencies."Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-08 - 5th Doctor - Complete5. Why It Wouldn't Work reviewsThe Fifth Doctor thinks he and Tegan are meant for each other. But does she agree?Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete6. Lost in TranslationAfter "The Trial of a Time Lord", Peri returns home to her mother, with her new husband Yrcanos in tow. You just know this isn't going to go well.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Published: 5-18-08 - Peri B. - Complete7. Nyssa's DiaryAfter the Fourth Doctor regenerates, Nyssa decides to keep a diary. Fifth Doctor era!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Published: 5-12-08 - 5th Doctor & Nyssa - Complete8. Next Life reviewsFifth Doctor audio era. A missing scene between Erimem and Peri during The Kingmaker. ErimemPeriDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-07 - Erimem & Peri B. - Complete9. Kittens reviewsChristmas fluff. The Eighth Doctor sets out to get a kitten for Charley.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-07 - 8th Doctor & Charley P. - Complete10. Concatenation reviewsA few years after Doomsday, Rose meets the First Doctor. OneRose!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-8-07 - 1st Doctor & Rose T. - Complete11. The Uncommon Penguin reviewsFrobisher tells a little story about the Doctor and himself. Sixth DoctorFrobisher, implied SixPeriDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-07 - 6th Doctor & Frobisher - Complete12. Time Well Spent reviewsDuring Enlightenment, the Doctor misunderstands a comment made by Turlough. Turlough decides he prefers the Doctor's interpretation. Fifth DoctorTurloughDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-07 - 5th Doctor & Turlough - Complete13. Prevarication reviewsFifth Doctor era NyssaTeganTurlough. After Mawdryn Undead, Tegan and Nyssa wonder why Turlough asked to travel on the TARDIS. Obviously he can't give the real reason, so he makes up a lie.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Turlough & Nyssa - Complete14. War and Peace reviewsFifth Doctor era. The TARDIS lands for the first time following the events in The Visitation. How does Tegan react this time?Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-07 - 5th Doctor & Tegan J. - Complete15. Drose reviewsThe Tenth Doctor and Rose make a horrifying discovery on the Internet.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-10-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete16. Reunions reviewsA parody of all those sappy postDoomsday reunion fics. Rose keeps meeting the wrong Doctor.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete17. Pet Rock » reviewsThe Black Guardian sets Turlough a seemingly impossible task. FiveTurlough Chapter Three and a brief Chapter Four are both new. Complete.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - 5th Doctor & Turlough - Complete18. Abandonment reviewsDrabble. Right after Terminus, the Fifth Doctor thinks about his relationship with Nyssa. Not as serious as the summary probably makes it sound. FiveNyssaDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-06 - 5th Doctor & Nyssa - Complete19. Tag reviewsAfter School Reunion, Kenny needs a little help and gets it from Sarah Jane Smith. KennyMelissa ficDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete20. Symbiosis reviewsWhat was Kamelion doing in the back of the TARDIS all that time between The King's Demons and Planet of Fire? Fifth Doctor eraDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-06 - Kamelion - Complete21. Famous Last Words reviewsCliche!fic. The TARDIS takes the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith to a planet where aliens force them to have sex. Yes, it's the classic Aliens Make Them Do It plot. I even used a cliched title. Written for the DoctorSarah Cliche Challenge.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-06 - 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S. - Complete22. Battle of Wills reviewsMy version of a post Doomsday story. Rose wants to move on with her new life, but no one will let her.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete23. Companion Auditions reviewsThe Tenth Doctor, currently travelling alone, advertises for a new companion, but finds the quest more difficult than he had anticipated. NO SPOILERS.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-06 - Complete24. Six Five Special reviewsThe Fifth and Sixth Doctors meet for the first time, and the obvious occurs. FiveSix slash. Nongraphic.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-06 - 5th Doctor & 6th Doctor - Complete25. Rose Everlasting reviewsThe Tenth Doctor and Rose find a way to be together forever. No spoilers.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete26. Anywhere But Here reviewsDouble drabble [200 words]. Rose has grown less than satisfied with most of their destinations, and finally tells the Tenth Doctor why.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-06 - Complete27. Misconceptions reviewsOne of the Tylers' neighbours has been observing Rose, Jackie, the Ninth and Tenth Doctors, and Mickey for a while now. This is her side of the story. Contains references to various episodes through Love & Monsters. Anonymous reviews now enabled!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-23-06 - Complete