RebelX is an X parasite from the game Metroid, which most of you probably have never played. In short, an X parasite is a changeling sort of creature which infects your nervous system and steals your DNA, then is able to mimic you using the stolen DNA. How she survived the mass genocide committed on her species by Samus Aran, hero of the metroid universe, is unknown, for whenever asked about it she mumbles something about plot holes and promptly changes the subject. Her name derives from the fact that she is an X parasite that does not singlemindedly devour every being that crosses her path. For this, she is considered "rebelious" by her own kind.
She normally takes the form of a 19 year old human girl with short brown hair and dark blue eyes who stands at about 5’6’’. She used to be an avid fanfiction writer with stories ranging from Zelda to Metroid to even Star Wars (though she never actually posted those). Nowadays she spends more time working on her original fiction. She is also something of an artist, although drawing is more of a hobby than anything. Her artwork can be seen at chrystalis(dot)deviantart(dot)com. In addition to these two hobbies, she also has a Zelda webcomic, which is maintained at her homepage: www(dot)angelfire(dot)com(slash)comics(slash)insaneincarna . However, the comic, much like her stories, is rarely- if ever- updated
She is currently single, though this is unsurprising since her species reproduces through asexual division and the only reason she has a gender at all is because she spends almost all her time as a female.
Her bodyguard General Grievous, the seven foot tall four-lightsaber-wielding alien cyborg from Star Wars Episode III, usually stays in her pocket (don’t ask how he fits in there), emerging only to protect her from hordes of evil disclaimer-enforcing lawyers.
Her favorite quotes include but are not limited to:
“I AM ON FIRE AND I DANCE!” by some random guy on the Simpsons
“Do not mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup” from a bumper sticker
“I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.” also from a bumper sticker
“It’s hard to be religious when certain people don’t get struck by bolts of lightning.” by Calvin and Hobbes
“Don’t let a suitcase filled with cheese become your big fork and spoon” by Marie in Everybody Loves Raymond
“You can’t kill me Viktor…I’m already dead.” by Count Dracula in Van Helsing
Her favorite characters include but are not limited to:
Ganondorf from the Legend of Zelda
Severus Snape from Harry Potter
General Grievous from Star Wars
The Raptors from Jurassic Park
Ridley and the X from Metroid
Erik (the phantom) from the Phantom of the Opera
Sephiroth and Rufus Shinra from Final Fantasy 7
Count Dracula from Van Helsing
The characters who she would like to die very slow, painful deaths include but are not limited to:
Jar Jar Binks and Nute Gunray from Star Wars
Navi, Kaebora Gaebora, and Tingle from the Legend of Zelda
That one annoying fat guy from Final Fantasy 7…you know, the one that tries to seduce Cloud when he’s crossdressing…Don something…Don Corneo!
Whoever came up with the bright idea of cell shading the Legend of Zelda
The T. Rex from the first Jurassic Park (only because he killed the Raptors).
These relatively strong sentiments should be considered while reading her fanfiction, as the attitude she takes towards many of these characters is painfully obvious while reading her stories. She prefers writing either suspenseful sci-fi or fantasy type stories or nonsensical humor stories. She is subject to wild mood swings and random bursts of insanity, often resulting in humorous confusion and strange situations. Unless someone makes her take her medication, then she just acts kind of weird.
She has just realized this bio is incredibly long, and has decided to end it now.
The End.
Or not. She now has decided to include a note about the status and readability of her stories.
Dimensional Theory (Well recommended): Discontinued. Sadly, this author is no longer writing fanfiction, and must leave this story- like so many others before it- unfinished.
Give Me That Blasted Ocarina (Very Highly recommended): is FINISHED! Finally! Vuahahaha.
Not Exactly Typical (Eh...it's ok): Discontinued. Just...discontinued.
While He Was Sleeping (Not my best, but one of my betters): It was a oneshot, people. A ONESHOT. That means ONE CHAPTER. As in it is complete just the way it is. So there.
The Screwed (Recommended): I love this one. I really do. But unfortunately I had no idea where I was going with it...it, too, is discontinued.
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