SUJU FIGHTING!! HEE CHUL OPPA!! HELL YEAH!!
Co-Authoring the fic 'Safe Haven' with racheesi. Harry/Blaise pairing.
Profile made April 2007
Edited: October 2007
Quote from my fic 'Figured You Out' -
"Blaise! When the hell did you get so perceptive? And become a closet romantic?" Draco asked.
Blaise sniffed indignantly.
"For one thing, I am not a closet anything. Secondly, shut up. Come on, let's go. I need breakfast and your blatent disregard for the genius that is me is not appreciated."
Quote from a fic I'm co-authoring with racheesi called "Safe Haven"
"Because, Ronniekins, Blaise trusts Harry." One of the twins inserted.
"Because Harry is the pinnacle of righteousness!"
"Of light and goodness!"
"Strength and power!"
"Superb looks and masculine fortitude!"
This caused a slight pause.
"Superb looks and masculine fortitude, Fred?"
"Yes, George."
"Sounds a bit like someone has a man crush."
"Happens to the best of us."
Personal Quote:
"No one's txtd me at all today. I feel as unloved as Harry at a Dursley convention." Me at 11:35 pm at work texting Rach because of my lack of outside contact.
Right now I'm a 21 year old girl. I'm not in college, so shut up. I am currently employed with an okay job where I get to rent free movies and video games. Which is awesome.
At this point in my life (D: 'Only now?'), I'm going to declare myself insane, because I have an internal Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy that I tend to have conversations with. Not only do I talk to them as real people, but I actually speak aloud to them and they reply in my head. Sometimes I imagine that they're right next to me and sitting around (or walking around depending on what I'm doing) astral projection-like. Yeah, I know that's kind of weird, but I've learned to live with it. -glares at Draco who is laughing at how stupid this sounds-
D: 'You're the one that actually wrote it down'
I: 'Yeah, I know that, it doesn't mean you can mock my insanity, mostly because you're a part of it as well. So there.'
H: 'Hm, she has a point, I guess. Who's the crazier one, the voices that she talks to or her?'
I: -scowl- 'Not helping.'
D: -smirk- 'For once, I think he is.'
H: 'Shut up, Malfoy'
D: 'Back to Malfoy, are we? That's not what you were calling me when we were-'
I: 'Okay! That's enough! Even in my head you guys are annoying. Hot and slashy, but annoying'
I am a dedicated fanfic reader and a thoroughly obsessed Harry Potter fangirl. Draco, Harry, and Severus have always been my favorites and only in the last year or so have I grown to love Blaise as well. I love Harry/Draco that is my one true SHIP, followed by a close Harry/Luna or Harry/Blaise, Blaise/Draco, or Harry/Blaise/Draco. I despise the character of Ginny Weasley (D: 'Haha, take that Weaselette. I'm not the only one who sees how worthless you are!' H: Jeez, what is this, bash on Ginny Day?' I&D: 'Yes.' H: 'Why do I even ask?' I: 'Because you're a masochist.' )and have done so since the Sorcerer's Stone. The book version. Yeah, I'm old school hating Ginny. Can't stand the bint. I love, love, love, Fred and George Weasley, along with Bill and Charlie Weasley ( D: What is it with your weird fascination with Weasley's? You either despise them or adore them. H: 'She's a good judge of character.' D: 'I highly doubt that. She likes Severus and my father on occasions. She's lacking in the judgement department.' H: 'You're right, you are one of her favourites, after all...' D: 'Were you just trying to insult me?' H: 'Yeah.' D: 'Hm, you do have a point about that though.' I: 'Hello! I'm right here!' D&H: -jump guiltily- 'Oh, yeah.'). The other's are tedious. Some of my other fave things are Inuyasha, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist (It's over!! Noooo!), Naruto, FLCL and the manga series, Juvenile Orion, Godchild, Beauty Pop, La Corda d' Oro, Nana, Fruits Basket,Vampire Knight, Saiyuke, and of course Naruto. I love shonen-ai and Yaoi is some of the best stuff in the world. Pretty boys lovin on pretty boys. Yay! My favorite pair of jeans has the words 'Yaoi Fangirl', 'HP/DM', 'Slashy goodness' and a snake wrapped around a lightning bolt drawn in Sharpie on my pants. I wear them constantly. I also just made a T-shirt that has a pic of Harry and Draco that says 'Harry/Draco: Deal With It.' I love me.
A chatroom conversation between Me, Kni (also known as racheesi at this site), and a quick comment from Ragna. My PotterCrazed buddies.
Kni: I'm back!! Ivy, did ya miss me?
Ivy: no kni, i did not, you fiend
Kni: Sure, sure you love me and you know it.
Ivy: No, i don't you french toast tossing fiend
Kni: you forgot the grapes
Ivy: i will have my revenge
Kni: lies.
Ivy: you mock me?
Ivy: if this were a duel, here is where I say 'Have at you!'
Kni: If this were a duel, I'd throw french toast at you.
Ivy: oatmeal
Kni: Rubber Duck.
Ivy: touche
Kni: 'cus I'm CRAZY!
Ivy: ...no arguing that point
Kni: I have a plate of French Toast and I am not afraid to use it.
Ragna: lol this is funny!
Kni: See, Ivy? Your patheticness at my french toast-weilding skills is amusing to dear Ragna.
Ivy: i was kicked off aol so i missed your petty insults
Kni: -conveniently ignores Ivy's last comment-
Me and Kni prettty much rock
H: 'Um, I don't think rock is the correct word. You guys are crazy.'
I: 'So says the voice of a fictional character that lives in my head.'
H: -is silent-
D: 'Oh, that was good. But, I think we've already established her insanity, Harry.'
I: 'Yep, it's been well established.' -grins lopsidedly-
H: 'Both of you shut up. Ivy, imagine a Quidditch pitch and my Firebolt, I want to escape you for a little while.'
D: 'Give me a Firebolt as well, I too wouldn't mind escaping you, if only for a few moments.'
I: -imagines a pitch with balls and the Firebolts- 'Have at it, you ungrateful jerks!' -this is said in a cheery voice-
My fave pairings are:
Harry Potter Verse
Harry/Draco (H: 'You think I'd be worried by this, but I'm not. It's all those slash fics you read, Ivy.' I: 'I thought I sent you off to the pitch?But can you blame me? You guys are hot together. Not just physically, but emotionally too.' D: -drawls- 'Someone please shut her up before she starts to spout poetry' I: 'I should imagine important pieces of you anatomy falling off for that comment.' D: 'What comment? Did I make a comment?' H: -snorts- 'Selective memory, oh how we love thee.' I: 'Speaking of bad poetry...' )
Harry/Luna
Harry/Blaise
Harry/Blaise/Draco
Harry/Severus
Dark!Harry/Tom Riddle (woot for Batsutousai)
Remus/Sirius
Remus/Severus
Neville/Luna
and the extremely rare
Harry/Ron (even then it's been a long time since one was actually done right, and I don't have the talent to do it justice)
I tolorate:
Ron/Hermione
I despise with the power of a thousand exploding stars:
Harry/Ginny ( D: 'I share your hatred' I: 'Course you do, otherwise you won't get any from Harry.' H: 'Yeah!' )
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Sirius (I mean come on, he's like his dad. Ick.)
Harry/Remus (Ditto)
Other Series
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Zuko/Sokka
Aang/Katara
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer
Spike/Xander
InuYasha
Inuyasha/Koga
Inuyasha/Kagome (barely like her, she whines and abuses those prayer beads too much and Kikyo is dead, necrophillia 'nuf said)
Sango/Miroku
Sesshomaru/adultRin
(and secretly)
Inuyasha/Sesshomaru
Inuyasha/Naraku
Bleach
Ichigo/Rukia (deal with that!)
Ichigo/Uuryu (deal with that more!)
Renji/Ichigo ('cuz that's naughty)
and
Hanataro/anyone that won't hurt him...hah.
Naruto
Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto/Hinata
Naruto/Shikamaru
Naruto/Itachi
Naruto/Gaara
Rock Lee/Neji
Sakura/Rock Lee
Haku/Anyone (I love you Haku, I named one of my characters after you!!)
Zabuza/Kakashi
Kakashi/Iruka
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed/Mustang (blast you, sexual tension!)
Ed/Winry (Rose bothers me too much)
Mustang/Hawkeye ('cuz she rocks)
Al/Winry
Negima
Negi/Asuna (it will happen!)
Negi/Nodoka (in the meantime)
Animorphs
Tobias/Marco
Juvenile Orion
Tsukasa Amou/Tomonori Nakaura (yay Amou-kun and Tomonori-sensei!)
Mana Kirihara/Kaname Kusakabe
Kaname Kusakabe/Naoya Itsuki (love that yaoi goodness)
Godchild
Cain/Riff (cause that's just hot! A young English Lord and his equally young butler? I don't care about who Riff really is...although I may have to revise my earlier comment about traitors. WHY RIFF!? WHY?!)
My 'Fanon Draco Malfoy list of must haves' created on a day with Racheesi when we were discussing our fave boys (me: draco her: blaise) because we have nothing better to do. She has a Blaise list. You should go read it.
~Hair must be white blond or slivery blond and reach the bottom of his jaw in order to do a good emo hair flip
~Eyes are these shades: Silver, mercury when filled with lust.
~Pale skin that nearly glows in the right light
~Gets it on to Marylin Manson because he has a dark kink side
~Prefers Spider-Man because he is 'bendy'
~Dark chocolate is a must. Sweet and bitter all at once
~Prefers strong tea and stronger scotch
~Lithely muscled. Abs and biceps are nicely sculptured
~Six foot tall
~Has a pierced eyebrow, but takes it out when he wants to look refined
~Has enough arrogance and confidence for two people so you don't have to be, but you will be anyway because it's badass
~Owns a dragonhide duster
~Looks brilliantly sexified in dragonhide trousers. They don't squeak like leather trousers when you walk. And Malfoys. Do. Not. Squeak.
~Owns a suede knee length coat in a fawn or caramel color. Hell, owns two suede knee length coats, one in fawn the other is caramel...
~Wears cashmere but secretly has a stash of really comfy cotton t-shirts and grey sweats that he is addicted to
~Is protective and possessive of what and who is his. Most don't mind as they'd like to be his
~Quick witted, snarky, biting, cold, mean, cruel, dark, vicius, painful, and malicious to his enemies
~Quick witted, snarky, sarcastic, loving, romantic, sweet, protective, caring, and deeply in love with his most precious person
~Can't cook worth shit, but can create masterful potions
~His mouth should come with a warning label. Yeah, for a couple of reasons -smirk-
~He trained his House-elves to call him 'Dude' but they always mess it up and call him 'Dude Sir' or 'Master Dude'
~Tastes of honey and oranges
Trust me, I will add more...hah.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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