3theCaptain
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since: 10-13-11, id: 3336431, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Half-Life, Harry Potter, Portal, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Warning: popular culture references.

My main story, Between Minds, is a Half-Life/Portal crossover inspired by the Mind series by Curtis Trudeau Brown, Ross Scott, and others. It was originally going to take place between Portal 1 and Portal 2, and between Half-Life 2 Episode 2 and 3 (hence the name), but after a while it took on a life of its own and I'm not altogether sure where it's going.

If you're here about Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction or the Rules, by Cave Johnson, I don't really intend on making them epics. Hermione is a comedic oneshot, Rules accepts entries from the readers but beside that I'm not going to add to it.

The real reason I started Barnacle is because I was outraged nobody's written a fanfiction about it! I have loads of randomness planned, and I can't wait to share it all with you. Just keep in mind that I'll be focusing the majority of my energy into Minds.


"Am I a hero? Eh, I don't know... I don't think it's heroic if the only person you're saving is yourself."

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind


1. the Ugly Barnacle » reviews
Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-28-12 - Published: 12-20-11
2. Between Minds » reviews
After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable unforeseen consequences.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,407 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-9-12 - Published: 10-15-11
3. the Rules, by Cave Johnson reviews
While riding the rail car through Aperture Science, the workers would hear Cave Johnson's Official List of Rules. Comedy! Feel free to add funny suggestions: this is a fan-made work!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-2-11 - Cave Johnson
4. Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction reviews
A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-20-11 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete