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Random Stuff About Me:

I am a person. I have a face. On that face are two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. I also happen to have two ears and hair. And yes, I wear clothes on a daily basis. I am obsessive about my fandoms to the point that I feel horrible talking to my friends about them because I know how sick they are of them. I honestly don't know how they can put up with me anymore, it's just that bad. I enjoy writing to an extent, but don't expect very much on this account. I am very unmotivated to do anything, so it will take a while to put new stories and updates out there. Just sayin'...

While I am very good at grammar, I have a tendency to spell words wrong in the weirdest ways. Some examples are (but are not limited to): Magnitated (magnitude),demativvatore (demotivator), favoeite /favortite (favorite), fiedrttrucwrt (firetruck), and my personal favorite, to push someoneoutut a windowixa (to push someone out of a window)[BTW, I was looking up the word to push someone out of a window. It's an actual word. Defenestration]

Likes: Most anything, I'm a very easy-going person and am not very picky.

Dislikes: Again I'm fine with basically anything, but I do dislike the Jersey Shore with a hot, fiery passion.

Now for random Copy and Pastes:

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Cereal Guy
Poker face
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1.YOUR REAL NAME: Brittny

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Bri-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Michelle Dogwood

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Grobrhez (Sweet)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Root Beer (That sounds gross)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): ...Jesus (Don't judge... She's Hispanic. -.-)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black KC (...)

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

Repost if you think being prejudiced is wrong.

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yay for Bowling For Soup!)

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (Nope. Cat person all the way.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(Depends on who I'm with... But most of the time yes, it's pure torture -.-" So I'll put that as a half)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.(I was in the fire department for a little while... Does that count?)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (They're not just cool; they're the best)
You go to your dad for advice.(I don't go to either of my parents for advice...)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Not much cool so much as reeeeaaaaally comfortable.)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (One or two friends at a time please Three max.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue, silver, black, red. In that order)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.(Just not on an official team)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (If I forget/am to lazy to take them off. But I'm fine with it)
Total: 10.5

Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (It is a sport. One I personally don't enjoy doing)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (The mall is fun)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I'll get them...but only if someone else invites me to go with them...)
You like wearing jewelry. (Only if I'm going somewhere fancy.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Don't wear make-up... And it takes me only about ten to fifteen minutes to get ready in the morning.)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Even guys care about how they look...)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (I feel so pretty wearing them I don't get to often.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (Scary, gory movies >:D)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
Total: 7

Should I be worried that I have more guy points even though I'm a girl...?

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It's a conspiracy!)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you fangirl so much over something that you feel like you're going to explode ON A REGULAR BASIS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you slash fandoms on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're addicted to anime, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are a closet fangirl and fanfiction writer then post this into your profile. (Closet Yaoi fangirl at that...)

If you didn't know that Dark from D.N.Angel and Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club are played by the same English voice actor, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a diehard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(This happens so often, now whenever my friends laugh they say their pulling a Brittny -.-')

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Several times, I've asked people what period they have gym or math or some class, while we're in the classroom I'm asking about...)

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I have a horrible memory)

-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes:

If you don't get want I'm saying try thinking of it in a perverted manner, that normally helps.

If money can't buy happiness, then why do we donate to charities?

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Leo Tolstoy

When a stupid man does something he is ashamed of, he calls it his duty.

If your split personality took over and killed you, would that be mutiny or suicide?

Never judge a book by it's movie

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.-Arthur C. Clarke

missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last,

or the amount of time since you've talked.

it's about that very moment when you're doing something,

and you wish, you wish that they were right there with you

Sure, there are some things about you that upset me,

scare me, embarrass me and just plain piss me off,

but the good things outweigh them infinitely.

It's kind of complicated, but I'll tell you this...
The moment you're willing to make yourself miserable to
make someone else happy,
that's love right there.

You know my name, not my life.
You know what I've done, not what I've lived through.
You know who I am, not what I am.
Until you know my life,what I've lived through, and what I am, don't dare to judge me.

Find arms that'll hold you at your weakest, find eyes that'll see you at your ugliest and still think you're beautiful, and find a heart that'll love you at your worst. That's the real secret to true love.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

Seven Blunders of the World

1.Wealth without work

2.Pleasure without conscience

3.Knowledge without character

4.Commerce without morality

5.Science without humanity

6.Worship without sacrifice

7.Politics without principle

—Mahatma Gandhi

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
-Indira Gandhi

Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circling flight. I am the soft star-shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die.

There is a reason why the rearview mirror is much smaller than the windshield. Where you are heading is much more important than what you've left behind.

Girls, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you got gang banged by Crayola.

I am strong because I know my weaknesses.
I am alive because I am a fighter.
I am wise because I've been foolish.
I laugh because I've known sadness.

Haters are like crickets. They make a ton of noise when they know you can't see them. But when you walk right by them, they suddenly get quiet.

The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows your mistakes and sees your flaws, but still thinks your absolutely amazing.

Love me or hate me. Both benefit me. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

A person who truly loves you sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else is still believing the smile on your face.

Life is not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

As we grow older, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are.

If you mess with me, I won't care. If you mess with my friends, I'll fight back. If you mess with the one I love, they'll never find your body.

You may not always end up where you thought, but you will always end up where you're meant to be.

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see. But you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

ONCE AGAIN I SUCCEED TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE IN PUBLIC PLACES VIA INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED LAUGHTER

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how the Hell you managed that.

I would be unstoppable if not for Physics and Law Enforcement!

In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm tripping you.

"What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"
"No, I have two of them."

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

'Be Yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

'We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.'

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Death is life's way of telling you your fired. Suicide is your way of telling life, "You can't fire; me I quit!"

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Pokemon, encouraging animal abduction and fights since 1996.

If Dora is smart enough to know two languages, why can't she see the banana tree that's right behind her?

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson