Welcome to my profile! If you've somehow stumbled upon this, you've stumbled upon one of the many devoted Minecraft fanfiction writers! For several months now, there have been major ongoing stories that have attracted a lot of attention--and mine is NOT one of them. Sure, it's got a lot of reviews, but...there are a lot of other great writers on this site. It's grown ever since I started here, and I'd like to call the MC fandom my home. And these people I call my friends now--I've gotten to know many of them well enough to stand by their side and speak with them very often!

I joined the Minecraft fanfiction community way back when, quite a long time ago. I'm old now, and crochety (I suppose). Back when I joined, there was hardly any life in the Minecraft community, quite surprisingly. Since then, I am happy to see that there are many users and writers who have given life to this archive. All information is here:

Name: Classified

Age: Sixteen

Home: United States. (Hint: I live in a state.)

Gender: Male

Enjoys: Writing, hiking, biking, baseball, martial arts, video games, women, music

Does Not Enjoy: Any sport besides baseball or martial arts, lots of schoolwork, drudgery (dishes, trash, etc.), creepers

Main Languages: English, French

Secondary Languages (Including barely-known languages): Latin, Greek, Spanish (very little), Korean (very little)

Games (no hate for my choices, please):

Games I Love: Minecraft, Battlefield series, any Call of Duty before Black Ops, Fallout series, Team Fortress 2, Half Life series, Left 4 Dead, Penumbra series, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Total War series, Killing Floor, Supreme Commander, Company of Heroes, Portal, Terraria

Games I Hate: Street Fighter, Tekken, Civilization, Marvel vs. Capcom, any Call of Duty after Black Ops

On the Fence: Lugaru, Garry's Mod, Dead Space, Counter-Strike, Ace of Spades, Pokemon, anything Nintendo

Music (many genres included): AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Rolling Stones, Journey, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Green Day, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Linkin Park, Slayer, Slipknot, Pantera, Eminem, Jay-Z, 2Pac, SNSD, f(x), 2NE1, Black Keys, Alien Ant Farm, Maroon 5, Them Crooked Vultures, Snow Patrol, Arctic Monkeys

Political Views: Everyone in politics is retarded

Religious Views: Ok, so previously I said that everyone in religion is retarded. Not true. I recently met some extremely kind and fun-loving Christian people. My encounters with religious people previously have been very bad, and gave me a negative attitude. Most of those people out there who believe in a higher power are selfless, nice human beings. I don't believe in any of it, but I respect everyone's opinions. That said, walking on water is badass.

Yeah, that's me. Short, sweet, and to the point...maybe.

A LIST OF MY STORIES, and updates(PAST, PRESENT, AND MAYBE FUTURE)

The Gathering Storm(Minecraft): A story about one miner, the rise of the Enderdragon, a devastating rebellion and the aftermath of all of this. My SECOND favorite of my stories. FINISHED.

Blood Money(Minecraft): Canceled, due to a lack of ideas and my general dislike of how it was going after Chapter 15/16. I guess there's not much to say of it. CANCELED.

A Lion Against the World(Total War series): Just started, have it plotted out, hope for the best. Currently on hold due to few people on site and my lack of interest. Follows the rise of early Venice and the conflict between them and their rivals, the medieval city-state of Milan. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Gone(Minecraft): A bleak, but not completely hopeless tale of a group of refugees beset by the chaos that follows a series of natural disasters in the Minecraft world who end up in a furious civil war between two factions. Like Gathering Storm before it, it incorporates modern technology into the world of Minecraft. My FAVORITE of my stories. FINISHED

Broken Realities(Minecraft, collab): A collaboration story with Mellifluousness, HPE24, LexiLopezi, KatrinaLinden and xoxLexixox (sorry if I messed up any of those names!) Concerning the main characters of each writer, BR is a light-hearted, humorous descent into a great adventure where heroes must work together and villains plot against one another, set in an alternate Minecraft. ON HIATUS, a work by the wonderful Mellifluousness

Whispers(Minecraft): Set hundreds of years after Gone, Whispers concerns a giant Minecraft virtual reality server, which millions call home. In this feudal melting pot, dark forces and great lords vie for power, in a land where secrets never stay hidden and whispers corrupt those who listen... ONGOING

OTHER STUFF:

Through FanFiction, I have met dozens upon dozens of people of different race, nationality, gender and sex. Many of them were friendly and open, others...well, we won't speak of them. These people I can call friends, and some of them are my most trusted friends:

Xguy110

FullMoonFlygon

MechanixAngel

Curtisimo

Mellifluousness

FlyingMidgetProductions

HarryPotterEncyclopedia24

EclipseWolf64

KyaniteArcher

KatrinaLinden

xoxLEXIxox

Aviskye

LexiLopezi

I have come to know and love every single one of you, with all of your quirks and unique traits! I LOVE YOU GUYS :DDDD

MINECRAFT FANFICTION: PET PEEVES

There are many Minecraft fanfictions out there now. I would personally like to thank FullMoonFlygon for setting this community in motion, but I'm certain it was a combination of people, including her, who brought life to this fandom. However, with life comes a whole BUNCH of cliches. The worst are following:

MY NAME IS STEVE: Oh, how original. You named your character after the unofficial Mojang name for a character whose personality is left ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. Seriously, get creative! Don't just name him Steve, give him blue pants and a blue shirt and send him on his way! Be original! That was the entire idea behind such a vague character. At least come up with a DIFFERENT name.

HEROBRINE/NOTCH IS VILLAIN: This is too terribly overused. Do another villain, create your own villain, I don't care. Even if it's as cliche as the Enderdragon, that's better than using Herobrine or Notch. Both of them are far too overused.

WAKING UP IN A DESERTED LAND, GOES TO PUNCH SOME WOOD: Seriously. Seriously. Seriously? This has been done a thousand times, literally. Don't wake up in some deserted land and go punch a tree! Be more creative, more actiony, LESS CLICHE. Introduce a villain, whatever. Just...be original. Don't do this for the thousandth time, okay?

YOUTUBERS: No, no, no, no, NO. Just no. No Yogscast, no Deadlox, no Skydoes, no CaptainSparklez. Just no. These are real people, try to respect them.

OVERUSED MODS/MODPACKS: Specifically looking at Mob Talker. I'm tired of Tekkit and Yogbox stuff, but there are ways you can put your own spin on that, and it's alright. But Mob Talker is always monster princesses fall in love with a charming main character and they go and do sex stuff. Just no.

Anyway. That's all!