Hi, I'm HeroInTraining. Or HIT. Or just Hero. Whatever floats your boat. Welcome to the wonderful world of Heroville. Please don't run out screaming, I promise I won't bite. If you want to know a little about me, here you go.

I'm obsessed with any and all superheroes, Marvel and DC. I plan on working at Marvel when I'm an adult. My favorite big series are Superman: Doomsday, Final Crisis, Fear Itself, Secret Invasion, Civil War, and Battle of the Cowl. My favorite heroes are Dazzler, Deadpool, Nightcrawler, Hawkeye, Nightwing, Kyle Rayner, Human Torch, and Spider-Man. My favorite villain is Venom, no questions asked. Other popular things with billboards in Heroville are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, anything by the Harvard Lampoon, Warm Bodies, Smallville, Danny Phantom, the Big Bang Theory, Young Justice, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, Sims 3, Avatar, the Avengers, Taken, and Nightwing: The Series. Those are just the books\movies\video games\TV shows\YouTube series I follow religiously. There are a lot of billboards.

One of my favorite families to write about is the Brintzenhoff family, especially Nicole and her friends. They pop up a lot, whether they be superheroes or just a group of friends hanging out. Sometimes even as minor characters. Now that you've been warned, prepare to see them everywhere.

You know what? Since I keep forgetting to put a disclaimer in my stories, I'll put one here. I don't own any of the characters in my stories except for the ones you've never heard of and can't find on Marvel Wiki or DC's website. For the record, the plot points are mine. Just wanted to put that out there.

My FictionPress link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/843081/HeroInTraining

Here are the stories out so far.

Apocalyptic End

A fashion show in Paris. An exploration in Antarctica. A get-together in the Land Once Forgotten. A concert in Los Angeles. A show in Africa. A fundraiser in Gotham. Who could have guessed such innocent gatherings would turn into the beginning of Hell on Earth? Hundreds of heroes, fighting a being so heinous he redefines the word evil. Which will take them out for good: battling their former comrades, or surviving on their own, facing the elements?

The Pink Rose

In the distant dimension of Colouria, a young fairy named Penny isn't like the others. She hangs with the boys, goes to school, and, above all, practices with her powers. When the time comes to get married, she runs off to a strange planet called Earth. There she joins the Young Avengers and becomes the powerful Pink Rose. Her only problem is returning to Colouria. Is her life truly ruined?

Lover vs. Best Friend

Peeta and Gale compare their love for Katniss.

Crash and Burn

One thing will never change about Reality: she will never stop saving people. Even if it comes with the cost of her own life. When a fire breaks out during school, everybody's first reaction is panic. But not Nikki. She swoops in to save the day, saving the very people who hate her. The question is, how far will Reality go to save a life?

Slender Terror

Flora and fauna aren't the only things this forest houses. Two young hikers didn't realize that life-changing fact until it was too late. Forever scarred from the attack, they turn to a life of crime. Will they cure themselves of the paranoia, or will they let their lives be changed by the Slender Man?

Reality

Some people seem to be born lucky. First baby Nikki Storm was taken in from the streets, then put into a nice family. Then she goes into space and receives powers from a cosmic storm. Lucky? At first it seems so. And Nikki herself is loving it. But even she can't be the best. Teased for being a 12-year-old superhero, never fitting in with her teammates the Avengers, and being kidnapped by Doctor Doom only makes things worse. Not only that, she ends up fighting the people she cares about. Will the world ever forgive her for her crimes, let alone herself?

Illusion

Getting adopted was the first memory Nikki Storm gained. The memories kept piling up from there. Finding out she was a genetically altered mutant, attending Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, and eventually working as a teacher there. Life was good until the news came: someone close to her died. Her reality unraveling, she never realized someone else's reality degraded too. Now forced to play in a game not of her creation, abide by rules she did not make up, Nikki fights not only a tyrant, but on a battlefield within her own body.

Burst

Nikki Dineysis was never one to let something hold her back. When her parents didn't notice her, she ran away. She managed to survive on her own, until what is now considered commonplace happened near her workplace. Now fighting crime with amazing superpowers, she built a name for herself. Time passed, and after her marriage and the birth of her child, the aliens came. She was captured and replaced by Lyk'ra sa Gila. Lyk'ra's father was a warrior, and she is forced to follow in his footsteps. When the young Lyk'ra pledges her allegiance, what will the other side do to make sure their information stays secret?

Rebel

Captain America: Patriot, hero, and father. Left to raise his young daughter on his own, he finds that tensions are brimming. Meanwhile Nikki was growing up into a strong, heartfelt young woman just touching the tip of the iceberg. All is well until Nitro shows up. The government thinks heroes should join them or get locked up in prison. Nikki, now known as Rebel among the government's forces, acts as a spy. That is, until someone finds out. Can a regular teen survive the horrors of war? We're about to find out.

My forums:
The Last Avengers On Earth\Survival of the Fittest

1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. For every question, type the song that's playing
4. When you go to a new question, press the next button
5. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

My Life Movie Music:

Opening Credits: Tainted Love-Soft Cell

Waking Up: Bang Bang-K’Naan feat. Adam Levine

First Day at School: Shut Up and Drive-Rihanna

Falling In Love: Feel So Close-Calvin Harris

Fight Song: T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)-Will.I.Am feat. Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez

Breaking Up: So What-P!nk

Prom night: Die Young-Ke$ha

Life: Tonight Is The Night-Outasight

Mental Breakdown: All Time Low-The Wanted

Driving: American Idiot-Green Day

Flashback: Scream & Shout-will.i.am Feat. Britney Spears

Getting back together: International Love-Pitbull Feat. Chris Brown

Wedding: All Summer Long-Kid Rock

Birth of Child: Mirrors-Justin Timberlake

Final Battle: It's Time-Imagine Dragons

Funeral Song: Dream On-Aerosmith

Final Credits: Beat It-Michael Jackson

If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BATMOBILE!

I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

Sirius Black escaped Azkaban...evaded Death Eaters...outwitted Ministry...killed by drapery.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here, now would I?"

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane...well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

I'm not cookie racist; I love all cookies.

Beware: I'm here.

The voices in my head say you have a mental problem.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Yesterday's tomorrow is today.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

What's this thing called "normal?" Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal!"

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad"

Don't even try to outweird me

We'll be the old women causing trouble in the nursing home.

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

I checked the lost-and-found, but my sanity is nowhere to be seen!

If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I'm not always a dork-sometimes I'm asleep

Don't ask. Just go with it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The best guys in life are either gay, taken, or fictional.

Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Tomorrow.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

Few woman admit their age; few men act it.

Campers: natures way of feeding the mosquitoes

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

I can handle pain until it hurts.

No matter where you go, you are there.

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

Vacation begins when dad says, "I know a shortcut."

Favorite Quotes:

Loki: I have an army! Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

Iron Man: Avengers, Assemble! Ant Man: We're all right here. Iron Man: ...

Thor: Mortal technology... you would do well to trust your eyes and ears. Iron Man: I'm picking something up on my scanner. It's faint but it's definitely a life form. Funny, I didn't hear or see anything.

Hawkeye (being crushed by Abomination): Please... I'm begging you... brush your teeth.

Hawkeye (when Black Panther says he will meet death with dignity): I'll meet mine with kicking and screaming.

Hawkeye: (after defeating the Masters of Evil) You know, I'm not so sure I wanna be part of a team I have to rescue every week.

Mockingbird: I've come a long way since the days of driving you around. Hawkeye: That was, like, three months ago.

Deadpool: I can say Chimichanga in seven languages.

Deadpool: You should talk. Your costume's so tight you can tell what religion you are. Ever hear of a cup?

Deadpool: "Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg." Llamas don't go "Pwangg." Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg," which means we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff.

Deadpool: His name is Dick. That's funny.

Deadpool: Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.

Deadpool: I'm killing indiscriminately, and it's okay!

Ultimate Spider-Man to Ultimate Deadpool: Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.

Deadpool after killing people: OK. People are dead.

Captain America: Is everything a joke to you? Iron Man: Funny things are!

Spider-Man: Check it out. This is my cool pose.

Tony Stark's Receptionist: Warning: a small thermonuclear device is missing, and Deadpool was last seen in the weapons lab.

Thor (about Loki): He's my brother. Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days. Thor: He's adopted...

Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message. Agent Coulson: This is urgent. Tony Stark: Then leave it urgent.

Stan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!

Sheldon (trying to teach Penny physics): To answer that question, we must first ask ourselves, What are physics?

Leonard: But modern Green Lantern is weak to yellow. Howard: Golden Age Green Lantern was weak to wood. Raj: Great. So I could take them both out with a #2 pencil?

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.